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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 11:58 am
by Darth Zenemij
Correct! :cool: :)

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:21 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=force]that means they suck right?[/QUOTE]

You have my perverts guarantee on that one. I'd take their women too, but....they don't have any.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:59 am
by shadow blade
Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:20 am
by Lowkei
[QUOTE=shadow blade]Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.[/QUOTE]

Well said shadowblade,,,,well said. It is true that we have many followers now. When you least expect it will shall strike and fill ALL....YES ALL your threads with spam wha ha ha ha har. The Mociefienfiohae (what ever it's called) will soon feel the vengence of the Nontheist!

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:25 am
by Robnark
[QUOTE=shadow blade]...your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle...[/QUOTE]
I fear you may have fallen into their cunningly fashioned trap. the whole cult is little more than a flimsy excuse to make a series of threads filled with nothing but spam and alcoholism.

anyway, as a seasoned nontheist and cynic I prefer to sit on the sidelines and laugh at other people, not join some kind of sect. I also fear much of your target demographic may have a somewhat suspicious attitude towards religiously-inspired conflict. and while I like a good spam fight as much as anyone, I'd rather be a spanner in someone else's machine than a cog in mine.

oh, and talking about angry gods may not be the most effective rallying cry for your atheistic armies. just a tip.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:55 am
by shadow blade
I hear what ur sayin robnark but they have gone too far this time and until now we have kept theis war in our own threads but the time now has come for more drastic action and we are now going to take the fight to them. We could use another member if ur intrested, i know you said that you are happy watching from the sidelines but as a nonthesist yourself you should join us.

Wot say you?

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:20 am
by Darth Zenemij
:rolleyes: You know that we all could just put you guys on our Ignore list? :rolleyes: :eek: :o ;)

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:47 am
by Magrus
Gone too far eh? I thought I was being nice before. We didn't even defile your property yet.

Robnark IS a non-theist, your not. Him joining you would be betraying what he believes in. :p

I'm shocked Fas hasn't taken this opportunity to use his twins. What good is a perverted Paki member if he doesn't cause mayhem when the need arises? :confused:

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:14 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=moltovir]Silence, you Heathen! :p [/QUOTE]
Me Heathen? It was after the Great War when I left this group... I just like the place :)

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:28 pm
by Demortis
[QUOTE=shadow blade]Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.[/QUOTE]

wait, mag you wanted their whole operation scraped? sure i can do that. you wanted that slow and painful, or quick and easy? did you want proof? what kinda proof? pics, vid, sound files? and crypitic messages come free just so you know.

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:38 pm
by Magrus
Bring me their skulls. That's all I ask for. :D

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:51 pm
by Demortis
well, we started already, now i gotta tell them to change their aim. so yyour gonna be a few bobbleheads short, but the cryptic messages are still gonna be free

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:55 pm
by Magrus
Right. I wonder, is the bubblehead's skull going to be big enough that I can wear it as a mask at initiations? That would totally up the tension factor for new recruits dontcha think? :p

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:02 pm
by Demortis
im sure i can find one that will fit you, just gonna have to clean it out, and wheres this army that they said they had? ive only found a few, and all my sources said they were in several places, either their getting smarter, or they're bluffin big time

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:13 pm
by Magrus
They're bluffing in hopes you don't rain pain and misery down on them. We should punt their skulls at their families while totally wasted I say. :mad:

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:17 pm
by Demortis
filled with tear gas? please say yes

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:20 pm
by Magrus
Yes. That's a good idea...I just wanted to hit their women with dismembered heads for shock value. That's brilliant! :cool:

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:29 pm
by Demortis
well, their skinned heads, sorry, my guys like to have trophies.

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:31 pm
by Magrus
Indeed, we don't want our targets to be hit with something soft, tear the skin off and let them get hit with the skulls.

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:36 pm
by Demortis
well, if we throw the skulls we wont have our masks or bowls. and the soft skin gives an even greater shock value