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[QUOTE=Morlock]I'm a dog.[/QUOTE]

According the the last three women I've dated, I think we must be in the same family

I don't get labeled with animal things. Well this one time, I was drunk with some friends and we all made animal names for each other, and they picked me as the donkey, but hey. I'm not bitter. *sobs*

Don't feel bad. I've been an ass all my life, and it ain't hurt me any.

See my dad's the ass of the family. I'm the crazy twisted one. I can't have that one passed on me too! No one wants the crazy twisted ass. Oh the horror.

[QUOTE=Morlock]I'm a dog.[/QUOTE]

I'm with you on that one. No more litterbox for me!

So, if one got "curious", and curiostity killed the hypothetical cat, does that mean that you're doomed to die soon???

I ended up licking the bottom of a glass. Guess which cat I am.

Ummmm.... A greedy cat?

That too. And needy, very needy. Now where are those ladies to rub my back to and purr against when you need them.

Drinking your Guinness?

I wondered why the bottle was empty. I already blamed the other drunken cat, you, but this seems more sensible. Bah, never trust your booze near a lady.

They take anything they can and act cute to avoid being punished.

Exactly! One moment you have that bottle of Guiness next to you, the other moment that lady is being drunk, but acting all nice and touchy and stuff. I say we forbid women to drink alcohol!
Ohh wait, no, let's not do that. The world would be a duller place, methinks.

Indeed, some of my most favorite moments include women drinking hard liqour next to me.

Amen to that. One time a friend of mine fell from a chair because she was as drunk as monkey on three bottles of Absinth. She lay there for about a minute doing nothin and then she bursted out in the biggest laughter I've ever heard and didn't stop for 10 minutes. Perhaps you should be there, but it was quite infectious.

3 bottles?! I'm surprised she noticed she had fallen!

There was one time with a friend, we were drunk and dancing, and she started to fall. I reached out to grab her but only caught the back of her shirt. It was just about to rip off when she caught herself on the wall with her hand. We each had about a liter of rum in us at the time and she turned to look at me, then my hand, then at the wall. She says "good thing I caught that wall or I'd be half naked right now." I said "yeah, it's too cold for that", and she laughed and her hand slipped and guess what? Ripped that sucker right off her.

[QUOTE=Sytze]Amen to that. One time a friend of mine fell from a chair because she was as drunk as monkey on three bottles of Absinth. She lay there for about a minute doing nothin and then she bursted out in the biggest laughter I've ever heard and didn't stop for 10 minutes. Perhaps you should be there, but it was quite infectious. [/QUOTE]

? Please tell me you didn't tell Mag he should've been around your drunk friend...

Hey hey hey, I have morals. No getting naughty with drunk chicks without a prearranged relationship before drunkenness occurs. Now...if there was one arranged, well...that would have been all sorts of fun.

No, no. She didn't had three bottles. I don't think I would still know here if she had. I made the comparison between her drunkenness and a monkey on three bottles of absinth. Great times with both her and the monkey, although the monkey is a whole different story and they are in no way connected to each other.

@TM: No drunken Mag near my drunken friend. I fear he'll be so infectious that she will never sober up. Just like him, really.

Hey, I sober up. I'm sober now and was yesterday. Saturday was drunk time though with my little brother. That was great.

Afraid I'd corrupt your female friend? Your probably right. I've been told I'm quite good at that with a little time and effort.

She can be quite corrupt, too. With a bit of luck you two would cancel each other out.