The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:57 pm

[QUOTE=slade]See corruption...now phreddies on crack....

running around the HBI[/QUOTE]
*shivers*
Any one got some food, im hungry...

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:02 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]*shivers*
Any one got some food, im hungry...[/QUOTE]

Have a banana.....

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Have a banana.....

[/QUOTE]
*takes banana, eats banana*
*turns into a winged goat*
BAAAAAAAA? BAAAAAAAAAA

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:08 pm

The goat equivalent of Pegasus? AAH! Flee everyone! No-one is safe (not that they ever were).

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:10 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]The goat equivalent of Pegasus? AAH! Flee everyone! No-one is safe (not that they ever were).

[/QUOTE]

Quick we have to quarintine HBI so that others are not affected by the banana radiation.....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:44 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]The goat equivalent of Pegasus? AAH! Flee everyone! No-one is safe (not that they ever were).

[/QUOTE]

ROFL!

There might just be something here...
Clearly, the consumption of said bananas leads to the metamorphosis of human into goat...
I say that WEASEL and Fas are actually in collusion....

I believe that in here...cryptic though the clues may be... we will find the evidence we need for a conviction..
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/alphab ... ingletter/

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm

BAAHHH, find a cure bah, *flies off of moon in search of cure* BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, help, *sniff sniff* baaahhaahahhhhhhhhhhh.... the power of febreeze, bah. damn.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm

Is there some kind of Fas/Weasel creature? A Feasel perhaps?

Which one would be Jekyll and which would be Hyde though?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:52 pm

A feasel? perhaps if i knew who/what weasel was/is id help, bahhhhhhhh. first i need to find a cure, these are worse thna hiccups. febreeze gives me a short ten sec fix but i need something more powerful, *sniffs febreeze* better.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:00 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Is there some kind of Fas/Weasel creature? A Feasel perhaps?

Which one would be Jekyll and which would be Hyde though?

[/QUOTE]

OMG! What is scaring me is that they have managed to merge themselves somehow, thus producing "Feasel." Or...even more frightening... the "Feasel" is their offspring!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:00 pm

not to appear as the new guy once more but who is weasel?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:03 pm

People, content and argument in those answers! This is not a common spam thread, for that we have the SF and the HC! Please, content, content, content and argument, even though its funny argument we're looking for.

@Fred, Weasel is a honored member from the past. Perform search on the SYm Dictionary (by IK911) and you'll find definitions for many of the members of SYM. its a good way to get you acquainted with the facts and history of SYM.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]@Fred, Weasel is a honored member from the past. Perform search on the SYm Dictionary (by IK911) and you'll find definitions for many of the members of SYM. its a good way to get you acquainted with the facts and history of SYM.[/QUOTE]

Or through Hill's selection of old threads. Can't remember the exact thread title though.

(Sorry for the off-topic LA)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:13 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Or through Hill's selection of old threads. Can't remember the exact thread title though.
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EEExactly. So far we have:

A Radioactive banana that cant be really linked to Fas but is cool

A Picture of monkeys holding bananas
Several threads indicating Fas and his envolvement with evil on SYM
Several threads indicating Fas's love for the peril.

So, anything else? Shall we start building the conspiracy then? Or shall we wait for more... hard evidence?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:17 pm

"In Pakistan most of the bananas that I saw were half that, and the apples and oranges seemed small. Again, perhaps it’s the genetic modifications and the chemical fertilizers that make the difference."

Does this count ?

Or this ?

http://www.fas.usda.gov/itp/agreements/crbanana.html

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:20 pm

That document is indeed damming evidence, since Fas actually took a post-grad degree in Economics...

Of course, this makes Luis suspect as well....

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:22 pm

The plot thickens...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That document is indeed damming evidence, since Fas actually took a post-grad degree in Economics...

Of course, this makes Luis suspect as well....[/QUOTE]
which would be the reason he started the investigation, who would suspect the man trying to solve a crime of comitting that very crime *calls FBI, goes shopping for febreeze*
So luis what have you to say in defense? *sniff sniff* gotta love febreeze!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]OMG! What is scaring me is that they have managed to merge themselves somehow, thus producing "Feasel." Or...even more frightening... the "Feasel" is their offspring!

[/QUOTE]
I suggest we charge one "Feasel", offspring of one "Fas" a.k.a. "CM" and one "weasel" with subordination of banana trade laws!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:24 pm

I found a slight link between Fas and Weasel...http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/archi ... 10069.html

And this too... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/5000/5534.html (Fas & banana)