Arkansas man kills deer with bare hands

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:08 pm

No, he didnt want the deer to break his 100% hand painted autographeded number 17285 of 1,000,000 Richard Petty COMMemrative plate hanging on his bedroom wall! That thing was worth a whole . . . 9 dollars!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:58 pm

Mmm... I thought rednecks always carry a gun around with them. Isn't that how they open beer cans? Where's BS and Scayde when you need them?

I think my fellow Canadians are getting slow. I have yet to hear a jab at my current location in Canada (Alberta).

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:03 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I think my fellow Canadians are getting slow. I have yet to hear a jab at my current location in Canada (Alberta).[/QUOTE]

I know I've made at least one subtle allusion to it.
But yes, since you brought it up, Alberta is definitely the redneck capital of Canada...

Though, BC has more than its fair share as well.....wish they'd all move back to Alta where they came from....

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:07 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]The thing is though... Arkansas is renowned as a "hillbilly" area, so anything is possible

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Is this your subtle allusion.

Bah, if you don't want our money, they we'll keep it well out of Bring Cas- Er- BC, and leave all you granolas, hippies and stoners to yourselves.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:19 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Is this your subtle allusion.

Bah, if you don't want our money, they we'll keep it well out of Bring Cas- Er- BC, and leave all you granolas, hippies and stoners to yourselves.

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Or you could just bring bring all of the hippies, granolas and stoners with you to Alberta

And yes, I know that would be at least 90% of the province.. I don't view such a mass exodus as a bad thing either

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:24 pm

You wouldn't mind living in Calgary? Near me? Er, excuse me, I hear the real estate market in Ontario is booming.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:26 pm

The reason why he didn;t wait for the police is obvious people. Think about it for a sec...redneck....doesn't have a gun....he's got to be on probation. And, like all true southerners, that means he had something in the room he couldn't afford to let the police see. Could be anything from a still to those stop signs that went missing out on Highway 49 last week. But whatever it was, he had to take the deer out himself so he could hide the evidence.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:19 pm

@ Bloodstalker- Brilliant!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:19 pm

Dont talk about my neighbors like that, there not that dumb! thats what they got thems sheds in baseymants fur!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:25 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The reason why he didn;t wait for the police is obvious people. Think about it for a sec...redneck....doesn't have a gun....he's got to be on probation. And, like all true southerners, that means he had something in the room he couldn't afford to let the police see. Could be anything from a still to those stop signs that went missing out on Highway 49 last week. But whatever it was, he had to take the deer out himself so he could hide the evidence.

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I think he set that all up to be able to eat deer meat without being allowed to hunt them at the woods.

I smell conspiracy.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:29 pm

and i smell a rotting carcass... the obvious reason that he returned to the bedroom, was because he liked it rough, and besides, hed never tried doing it that way before...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:37 pm

Warning: contains a serious answer.

I can imagine that the guy feared the animal would cause an unholy mess in the room and a jittery large animal in a fairly small enclosed room full of creature comforts could cause an unholy mess.
And he probably went for subdue annex strangle option since the shoot 'em up option or hack 'n' slash option would have caused blood spatters all over the room (and they hard to get out of linen, covers, wallpaper etc.).

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:39 pm

Concussion would be an apropriate method. Hammers in the head works wonders with cattle.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:42 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Concussion would be an apropriate method. Hammers in the head works wonders with cattle.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but this deer has poky things on the top of his head

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:46 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hammers in the head works wonders with cattle.[/QUOTE]They see the light?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:57 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Yes, but this deer has poky things on the top of his head

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If the guy gets close enough to kill it with his bare hands, why not using a hammer? He could even break the horns.

@Lestat: That is a question I have no answer for