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[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish for eternal youth.[/QUOTE]

Granted, you see everyone you ever knew grow old and die, then you only live to wake up just to take a leak for the next milenna.

[QUOTE= Rav]I wish the bunn-ays ruled the world![/QUOTE]

He ends up nuking the planet.

I wish I knew every martial arts style and could never die or lose my sanity.

You get spanked by the genie who's granting the wishes, for trying to cram two (or even three) wishes into one.

But otherwise: you grow old and decripit, while keeping your sanity and your knowledge of martial arts. Oh, and did I mention the blindness & incontinence, due to old age?

I wish happiness for everyone.

You're wish is granted. You are captured by an eclectic school of maritial arts experts. They use you in the same way as dummies are used at crash test sites. As you cannot die or go insane you come by an intimate knowledge of every martial art as it affects the unresisiting human body.

I wish the folk festival started this weekend

Oops, too late. I withdraw

@Demo, Granted, you go around fully utilising your explosives to their best potential and because of your martial arts prowess no-one can stop you. That quickly gets boring though.

@Lestat, granted. Everyone is happy and peace reigns. How dull!
Pokemon reruns become staple material to appease everyone's thirst for anime bloodshed.

I wish I got more holidays.

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish I got more holidays.[/QUOTE]Granted, you become unemployed and have to live of welfare benefits.

@ Fiona, what is it with you and violent experimentation on other people?

I wish people stopped using me as an agony aunt.

(They do? )

Granted, you start giving out bad advice offending everyone and now no-one wants to talk to you.

I wish we saw less snow.

Granted. Global warming means there is no more snow, ever. Essex disappears below the waves.

I wish Atlantis does not turn out to be like Essex

That seems a little excessive. I didn't say no snow.

Granted, Atlantis isn't all it's cracked up to be. After all without Essex, I don't exist.
(No smart-alec comments people! - I'll only get my revenge. *plots*)

I wish for a greater understanding of the world.

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish for a greater understanding of the world.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. Your greater understanding of the world provides you with far more knowledge of the personal habits of Hill, Weasel and Bloodstalker than you ever wanted to know. :speech:

I wish I had a brand, spanking new, screaming fast gaming computer.

Granted. Sadly you can't catch it

I wish the weather was crisp and bright every day this winter

*double shudder* And now I want to be ignorant again. D'oh.

Granted, your new PC outperforms any of your old software who can't handle such a perfect example of computing hardware. Suddenly Windows refuses to work and once that happens...

@Fiona, it stays crisp and bright without rain or snow, the plants die and with that the oxygen and the ecosystem go. *shrugs* This is fun.

I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?)

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?) [/QUOTE]Granted, other happily take up that task...

I wish for an interconnection that is faster than this one. Just a normal broadband one would do. Please.

[QUOTE=Ravager]*double shudder* And now I want to be ignorant again. D'oh.

Granted, your new PC outperforms any of your old software who can't handle such a perfect example of computing hardware. Suddenly Windows refuses to work and once that happens...

@Fiona, it stays crisp and bright without rain or snow, the plants die and with that the oxygen and the ecosystem go. *shrugs* This is fun.

I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?) [/QUOTE]
Granted. Hill cant stand not to do so so he leaves forever. Chu gets sad and nukes the world.


@ Lestat. Hackers steal all your personal info.

Wish; I wish I were a Female Sith Lord. :mischief: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Granted. Hill loses the use of his fingers and cannot comment on anything at all. All is forums now have no moderator and Ravager has to take over. Ravager, you now have no time to spam.

I wish the folk festival started this weekend (still)

Too late again. I withdraw, again. But I still wish my wish (silently)

@chu, you turn out so evil/bizarre/crazy that none of your minions can stand you.
@Fiona, LOL!
The sudden shock of the festival being early makes you faint and you stay unconcious for the duration of the festival.

I wish I could take over Amazon.

Granted. A plane crashes at the festival. They never have it again.


I WISH I WERE A FEMALE SITH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I addressed that one. Addition to it: Without your minions you become powerless. After all a Sith without dumb minions is a nothing!

[QUOTE=Ravager]

I wish I could take over Amazon.[/QUOTE]

Granted. You have no immunity and quickly contract a tropical disease which makes you want to swim with crocodiles. You do with predictable results

I wish punctuation was forbidden to Female Sith Lords

The female sith lord goes crazy without punctuation and destroys all life.

I wish I could do what happens in books. (ex. Be a superhero,do magic, fly, or whatever Im reading about at the mo.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]The female sith lord goes crazy without punctuation and destroys all life.

I wish I could do what happens in books. (ex. Be a superhero,do magic, fly, or whatever Im reading about at the mo.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Granted. You cut off your arm.

I wish I could stay, but I really have to go now.