Share your worst jokes

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:02 am

I'm not sure if this counts as a really bad joke - but it's definitely an Old Joke

No worries,

Beldin

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:19 am

That is not a joke, Beldin: it is theology

Welcome back, btw

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:38 am

I thought this belonged here

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/scien ... .funniest/

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:56 am

Yeah that's kinda old, too. For some reason, that article reminded me of the Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch where they did the joke that won World War 2. They translated it into German and began shouting it in the field.

Here's some they also did.

Hitler: My dog has no nose.
Nazi trooper: How does it smell?
Hitler: Awful.

Graham Chapman (in drag): I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! :laugh:

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:20 pm

what's brown and runs around the garden?

a fence

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:53 pm

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:11 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road.
Because 7 8 9.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting co....
MOOOOOO!

Why does a blonde wear such big hoop earrings? She has to have some place to put her legs.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:37 am

Two nuns walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? No? That's strange; they're making headlines.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:55 am

What's the difference between poo and diarrhea?

With diarrhea, one can gurgle

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:32 pm

What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

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Why couldn't the 12 year-old go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shana · Post by **shana** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:16 pm

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if
there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor
asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up."