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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:07 am
by Ravager
Does telling someone to stop lurking ever work? :p

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:29 am
by Kipi
[QUOTE=Ravager]Does telling someone to stop lurking ever work? :p [/QUOTE]
Well, sometimes... :laugh::devil:

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:15 am
by Greg.
[QUOTE=Kipi]Hmmm... Nano should be here already, since he has already logged to msn some time ago...[/QUOTE]

Doesn't he have school? Maybe he went on MSN at lunchtime... I sometimes do.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:37 am
by Damuna_Nova
I just haven't been posting in SYM, I've been sorting out this DnD business all morning. :rolleyes:

I'm not really lurking, it just logs me out after a while, and I'm not very active since I'm reading and such.

Rav told me Kipi wanted to join so I looked.

Anyway...it's a bank holiday.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:56 am
by Greg.
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I just haven't been posting in SYM, I've been sorting out this DnD business all morning. :rolleyes:

I'm not really lurking, it just logs me out after a while, and I'm not very active since I'm reading and such.

Rav told me Kipi wanted to join so I looked.

Anyway...it's a bank holiday.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah! Not up here though - we get 2nd Jan though. I'm still on study leave for a week.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:57 am
by Fiona
[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Oh yeah! Not up here though - we get 2nd Jan though. I'm still on study leave for a week.[/QUOTE]

:confused: Tis a holiday here, Greg.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:59 am
by Greg.
[QUOTE=Fiona] :confused: Tis a holiday here, Greg.[/QUOTE]

Really? *Runs to check* It isn't up here :confused: Not that it matters to me...

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:14 am
by Ravager
You don't have a bank holiday in your part of Scotland, even though the rest of the country does? :laugh:

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:56 pm
by Damuna_Nova
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:58 pm
by Ravager
*brings in a honking mongoose (TM)*
Curses...the magic TM does not work here... :(

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:08 pm
by Damuna_Nova
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:09 pm
by Ravager
......What does it cost?

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:12 pm
by Damuna_Nova
A scraping from your brain.

Taken with a rusty dike.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:49 am
by Masa
Hey, hey, hey what's going on? Is this thread for spamming or to help people get rid of spamming? If it is then it suits me. Now where do I sign up?

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:01 am
by Lonewolf
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:41 am
by Damuna_Nova
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:56 am
by Masa
Oh right the soul thing's gonna be a bit tricky, Do you take soul music?
*loads the jar with Ben E. King's "Stand by Me"*
There you go. :D

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:59 am
by Damuna_Nova
I'm sorry, too many people have tried to give us Terry Pratchett books in payment already. :rolleyes:

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:09 am
by Masa
What are discriminating ghosts now, ok I'll make sure Ghost Rights Association
is going to hear about this. :mad:
We're gonna sue your ass for this.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:13 am
by Damuna_Nova
Sir, you cannot sue us over matters of payment, our employee's manual clearly tell us that ghosts have souls.