If it helps you any Maurice, I mentally feel like I'm in my 40s, so I've got a 23 year old body with a 40 year old mind... wait, with that combination... must get myself outside in the world and go after the women!
Hey, I'm back! Ok, I son't understand about how me being boorn in the US means I don't speak English as a primary language. Maybe not standard American English, though still English. Oh, and regarding the apology, I like to keep good relations with everyone, so if I'm offensive to anyone then I will apologize. I don't mind being made fun of, it's ok. I don't take much personally.
First thing, never apologize on this board. It wouldn't be prudent; we'll respect you for being honorable, but then we'll just tear into you some more . Just kidding. And don't worry about the language thing; hell I'm American and can barely speak it well enough.