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Magelord648 wrote:Don't worry. They'll come out again. My stomach acids only kill bears.

Yeah, crunched and munched I presume? Now who's the cannibal?:mischief:

By the way, now that you have eaten my valuable Napoleon, the dead bear count is already 2. Animal activists are handing out wanted posters to lurkers in all the shady SYM pubs and spam-allowable threads as we speak. There's been a hit placed on your name. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!:mischief:

Magelord648 wrote:*Eats the team at the Hq.*

We need to build a spam house to protect us from bears!

A house...built only of spam?! I am going to have to edit my post in the dream house thread! A spam house is straight from a dream. (Yes, nightmares count as dreams too....)

Hill-Shatar wrote: New forums, new news, new members, new smilies, is that pretty much all?

MY GOD!
A human between all these cans o' walkin' spam!

We're saved!

kathycf wrote:A house...built only of spam?! I am going to have to edit my post in the dream house thread! A spam house is straight from a dream. (Yes, nightmares count as dreams too....)

Your silly. A house made of spam. Not spam.

HELP!!! I can't control my Spameating pig! Help! Oh damn his chain broke....

*the pig proceeds to eat the entire house, several bears and then passes a LOT of wind*

I think that harmed the goats

*AmpaSand falls over gassed*

Hims be good offering to de Leafy King. Hims be needing Manfool blood and mes needing to makering the offering.

*drags the unconscious AmpaSand away*

YAY
FOR
SPAM
IN
DIFFERENT
SIZES
*filler word so that all the sizes are covered*

Fiberfar wrote:MY GOD!
A human between all these cans o' walkin' spam!

We're saved!

Saved?

I don't think so...
No one can save us, no one... when you have sold your soul to the Spam, there is no return... :devil:

*Wakes up*

Humm. Tied to a stake. Native looking dudes. Big high honcho with carved dagger?

*Pygmy corpses*

AmpaSand go find Chimera thingy. Want see Leafy King. Pronto

NB: Pygmys were not excessivly harmed in the making of this post

Kipi wrote: No one can save us, no one... when you have sold your soul to the Spam, there is no return... :devil:

When there is a will, there is a way. Stand up for yourself and fight against the Spam. You will succeed or at least die trying.

I leave this place for several hours and just look at this...Spam everywhere. What a mess! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

*gets out huge mop and industrial strength can of SPAMbegone*

Wait a minute...I hate cleaning. As you were!

kathycf wrote:I leave this place for several hours and just look at this...Spam everywhere. What a mess! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

*gets out huge mop and industrial strength can of SPAMbegone*

Wait a minute...I hate cleaning. As you were!

You call this huge ammount of spam?

*begins to be nostalgic*
At the times of Spam Factory, we produced dozens of pages of spam in one day...
I remember that the record would have been nearly 80 pages of spam during one night...
*Returns from the memories*

Okay, how are things going on here?

No a large amount of spam is in a prison lunch room

Kipi wrote:You call this huge ammount of spam?

*begins to be nostalgic*
At the times of Spam Factory, we produced dozens of pages of spam in one day...
I remember that the record would have been nearly 80 pages of spam during one night...
*Returns from the memories*

Okay, how are things going on here?

ahhh the good old days when spam ran rampant and uncontrolled.... pages upon pages, threads upon threads...... what happened???? lol

Kipi wrote:You call this huge ammount of spam?

Nope, I said spam was everywhere. I think a herd of angry goats tore down the spam fortress.

:laugh:

kathycf wrote:Nope, I said spam was everywhere. I think a herd of angry goats tore down the spam fortress.

:laugh:

Nah sorry it was my spameating pig. i shot it.

kathycf wrote:Nope, I said spam was everywhere. I think a herd of angry goats tore down the spam fortress.

While on patrol duty, I shot a devilish-looking goat. I don't know if this is one of the goats that ravaged the spam fortress. You can find the body near the entrance.

Saw that. Shot my pig while it was trying to eat the body

Reminds me of COMMunication...

DesR85 wrote:When there is a will, there is a way. Stand up for yourself and fight against the Spam. You will succeed or at least die trying.

... for these are the kind of words we COMMies have been expounding over the years!

Don't spam.

Just COMMunicate.

Maharlika wrote:... for these are the kind of words we COMMies have been expounding over the years!

Don't spam.

Just COMMunicate.

You know.... I've come to believe it is time to ressurect Comm, raise our blades high, and fight this scourge of vile, tinned luncheon "meat" that has descended among us.