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dragon wench wrote: Anyway... I`m not against all guns... Hunting rifles used expressly for the purpose of bringing home dinner I`m perfectly fine with... Anyone seen Bambi or Thumper around lately?

If you're not against all guns, how come you always confiscate mine whenever I enter a bar? And I love to use assault rifles for hunting (just kidding).

As for Bambi and Thumper, I think I saw them passing through this bar and heading west. If you hurry up, you probably should be able to catch up to them.

DesR85 wrote:If you're not against all guns, how come you always confiscate mine whenever I enter a bar? And I love to use assault rifles for hunting (just kidding).

As for Bambi and Thumper, I think I saw them passing through this bar and heading west. If you hurry up, you probably should be able to catch up to them.

Cause.. you are usually carrying WWII weaponry and threatening to blow the place up. If you were to take a hunting rifle and offer to scare up some venison I'd have no objections

I don't have the time to hunt down Bambi and Thumper, but feel free....
There might even be somebody around here willing to marinade them in a nice bath of red wine and herbs

What kind of red wine?

*Large ogre carrying an empty flask stumbles by, looking somewhat unsteady*
Look! Your ogre security guard has drunk Chimaera's confiscated vodka!

dragon wench wrote:Cause.. you are usually carrying WWII weaponry and threatening to blow the place up. If you were to take a hunting rifle and offer to scare up some venison I'd have no objections

I don't have the time to hunt down Bambi and Thumper, but feel free....
There might even be somebody around here willing to marinade them in a nice bath of red wine and herbs

Then I just might as well go hunt Bambi and Thumper with this [url="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k16/DesR85/Guns/m1car_r.jpg"]M1 Carbine[/url]. Beats every hunting rifle out there (plus it's got 20 bullets. How many hunting rifles can boast that?).

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote: *Large ogre carrying an empty flask stumbles by, looking somewhat unsteady*
Look! Your ogre security guard has drunk Chimaera's confiscated vodka!

Don't just stand there. Knock him out before he cause any damage. I'll distract him the best I can but somebody had better whack him good before he flattens me like a pancake.

I'm a SLURR , it's against my duties (or something) to intefere with people happily and harmlessly going about their business of getting drunk, especially for a boozeless bar.
*Not-so-sober ogre goes over and starts fooling around with the guns...*
I'd like to help, really I would but everyone knows SLURRs are alcohol powered and there's nothing to drink here...

Right. I have passed tiens landing, and am full qualified at removing ogres form bars.

*removes ogre peacefully*

*gains open palm points*

Right I'm thirsty. I'd like coffee so strong its gritty, then DesR85, lets go get bambi.

*Sees ogre fiddling with the safety pins on all of the guns* Okay this does not look good. Take cover! *Due to the ogres drunken stupor, he hit the gun rack, causing all the guns to fall and fire off their volley of bullets*

That's it. He's going down. *Throws stun grenade at the ogre. He fell unconscious in a blink of an eye* Okay boys. Lets drag this lump of flesh out of this bar before he wakes up. Don't forget to tie up both arms and legs. *Bound both arms and legs of ogre and together with 4 men, dragged him away from the bar into a nearby warehouse*

Now we don't need to worry about this chap anytime soon.

Where's Fas when you need him?

Now that the security's, ahem, indisposed...:mischief:
*Opens a keg*
Duff, anyone?

Should have kept a closer eye on your bar, Kip.

AmpaSand wrote: Right I'm thirsty. I'd like coffee so strong its gritty, then DesR85, lets go get bambi.

Alright, Ampa. Let's go kill some deers.

Ok, guns or maybe traps like a big hole?

AmpaSand wrote:Ok, guns or maybe traps like a big hole?

I'd prefer using the rifle but if you have something that will make a good bait, then we'll go for the hole trap instead.

DesR85 wrote: you have something that will make a good bait, then we'll go for the hole trap instead.

Himself...:devil::mischief:

j/k Ampa...

I'd prefer to use a live animal than a person if you ask me. If Ampa's interested, then he'd better be armed in case this plan is botched.

Why is everyone talking so loudly!? They need to make an Emocon for mag, the hungover look. Cuz I could use it right now..... Please stop with the talk of guns till later...... More booze!

Demortis wrote:Why is everyone talking so loudly!? They need to make an Emocon for mag, the hungover look. Cuz I could use it right now..... Please stop with the talk of guns till later...... More booze!

Even if it means drinking alcoholic-less booze?

Ugh. I feel like hell. I need that glass of orange juice now, sans vodka.

Where have all the real men gone?

Rob-hin wrote:Where have all the real men gone?

Ehhhh ... :speech:

My grandma used to say: A man in the evening, then be a man in the monring!
So no whining on sunday morning.

They didn't call her the Concrete guy for nothing.