I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy.
we will all die!! (bizar huh?)
LMAO SleepOriginally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!
I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy.
And you wonder why your not stressed! Laziness the killer of stress?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I msut admit my boss found my 11% fairly amusing the words "too true" came to mindOriginally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>LMAO Sleep
Laziness the killer of stress?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
The sex test
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
15 people!
Including the 10 you've already had sex with,
that makes 5 new lovers!
The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
15 people!
Including the 10 you've already had sex with,
that makes 5 new lovers!
The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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11%Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!
I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy.
do you ever do anything like moving or so Mr. Sleep okey I had 30 or so and they told me to lower my stress i should put out that fire nearby.....my boss has been on fire all week and I don't think that it is easy to put out just like that.
This weeks health tips:
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
Where'd you get the sex test, Weasel?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
The results are in. You are certifiably:
26% bàstard!
14% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bàstard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
12% (less bàstard than you)
86% (more bàstard than you)
Of the 2,572,407 test takers so far:
73% like to drink
58% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn
Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bàstard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
26% bàstard!
14% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bàstard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
12% (less bàstard than you)
86% (more bàstard than you)
Of the 2,572,407 test takers so far:
73% like to drink
58% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn
Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bàstard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I've supposedly got a 71% chance of dying during sex!
Looks like this whole auto-fellatio thing might pan out in the end!
Looks like this whole auto-fellatio thing might pan out in the end!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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55% bastard!
31% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
19% (more bastard than you)
79% (less bastard than you)
am I really that bad (that was a Rhetorical question)
31% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
19% (more bastard than you)
79% (less bastard than you)
am I really that bad (that was a Rhetorical question)
This weeks health tips:
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
Heh, see I'm a nice guy. Hence the reason why I score better than the rest of you with the ladies in here
Vehemence + Georgi = 62.5%
Sorry, just a shameless thread promotion
Vehemence + Georgi = 62.5%
Sorry, just a shameless thread promotion
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
The Test Results Are In! "You're normal!"
For the record, you are:
57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 94% chance that he will end up in prison!
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 57% Un-telligent
For the record, you are:
57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 94% chance that he will end up in prison!
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 57% Un-telligent
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
LMAO Weasel!
Well you did say you use to get into trouble back in school! Maybe it's just moving from one institution to another eh?
Well you did say you use to get into trouble back in school! Maybe it's just moving from one institution to another eh?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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LMAO but I beat you, check it out....Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!
You exhibit a stress percentage of
3%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Q.E.D.
Who, me?!?
My new home Folsom State CorrectionOriginally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>LMAO Weasel!
Well you did say you use to get into trouble back in school! Maybe it's just moving from one institution to another eh?
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Georgi! 3% and you say your a university student? Oh wait, that actually makes sense, we're some of the most laid back non-giving a **** kinda people in the world Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.