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The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!

I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!

I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy. </STRONG>

LMAO Sleep And you wonder why your not stressed!

Laziness the killer of stress?

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>LMAO Sleep And you wonder why your not stressed!

Laziness the killer of stress? </STRONG>

I msut admit my boss found my 11% fairly amusing the words "too true" came to mind

The sex test

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


15 people!

Including the 10 you've already had sex with,
that makes 5 new lovers!


The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.

Originally posted by Weasel:
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In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.</STRONG>

Well you'll have to find me first....

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO!

I would end my consciousness, but i am just to lazy. </STRONG>

11% do you ever do anything like moving or so Mr. Sleep

okey I had 30 or so and they told me to lower my stress i should put out that fire nearby.....my boss has been on fire all week and I don't think that it is easy to put out just like that.

Where'd you get the sex test, Weasel?

you get it right [url="http://www.thespark.com"]here[/url] together with some other nasty tests.

sorry for taking your question weasel

The results are in. You are certifiably:


26% bàstard!
14% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bàstard.


How others compare:
2% (same as you)
12% (less bàstard than you)
86% (more bàstard than you)

Of the 2,572,407 test takers so far:


73% like to drink
58% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn


Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bàstard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

I've supposedly got a 71% chance of dying during sex!

Looks like this whole auto-fellatio thing might pan out in the end!

55% bastard!
31% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
19% (more bastard than you)
79% (less bastard than you)

am I really that bad (that was a Rhetorical question)

Originally posted by Garcia:
<STRONG>
sorry for taking your question weasel </STRONG>

N/P I found it thru your link

I rated a 85 on the bastard test .( not no surprise there )

Heh, see I'm a nice guy. Hence the reason why I score better than the rest of you with the ladies in here

Vehemence + Georgi = 62.5%

Sorry, just a shameless thread promotion

yeah I totally sucked ( you...you ...you playboy! )

my highest was 14% and the lowest 0%
I better be nicer to the girls here

The Test Results Are In! "You're normal!"


For the record, you are:

57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 94% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 57% Un-telligent

I've taken all of these test before.
I'll die of a heart attack at the age of 63.(the way I feel with hang-overs today I'd wish it was soon - *my head* )
I'm 63% bastard (To low in some peoples oppinions)
I'm 45% greedy

LMAO Weasel!

Well you did say you use to get into trouble back in school! Maybe it's just moving from one institution to another eh?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>The stress test put me at 11% LMAO! </STRONG>

LMAO but I beat you, check it out....

You exhibit a stress percentage of


3%

which barely registers. Get a job.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Q.E.D.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>LMAO Weasel!

Well you did say you use to get into trouble back in school! Maybe it's just moving from one institution to another eh? </STRONG>

My new home Folsom State Correction

Georgi! 3% and you say your a university student? Oh wait, that actually makes sense, we're some of the most laid back non-giving a **** kinda people in the world