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Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 12:48 pm
by Waverly
1. Wisdom - 10-12 Wiser than me but not so wise as to avoid me altogether
2. Charisma - minimum 15.
3. Intelligence - minimum 16, an no max.
4. Dexterity - 12-14 athletic but needn't be any olympian.
5. Constitution - 14 or so...
6. Strength - min. 10.
You know, as I go through this I realize you can't describe my ideal woman with statistics...
[ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 12:58 pm
by Craig
Originally posted by EMINEM:
<STRONG>I'm sure this will all come down to personal preferences, but the stats most appealing to me in order of importance are:
1. Wisdom - the most important trait, I think, for long-term relationships.
2. Charisma - beauty, charm, etc etc
3. Intelligence - I'd prefer it if she were as smart as me so that our conversations will run deep.
4. Dexterity - physically fit and athletically inclined
5. Constitution - the ability to persevere when times of trouble come. Also useful in the bedroom.
6. Strength - not needed, I believe, when she has ME to protect her.
This might describe the more traditional kind of girl, but hey, that's just me. I've never been attracted to Feminists anyway.</STRONG>
You sick person who descripes women in game terms
May a thosand poisen arrow frons lay eggs in your penis
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:02 pm
by vixen
Oh dear.
That sounds very very painful.
[ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: vixen ]
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:06 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>You sick person who descripes women in game terms
May a thosand poisen arrow frons lay eggs in your penis</STRONG>
I speak Craig and will translate for you all:
I believe you are mentally unstable. Why would you want to be with a woman other than you mother anyway?
I would really like to see your penis.
[ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:08 pm
by Darkpoet
I think that would hurt.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:13 pm
by Omar
@DP I think Waverly's penis can handle it; I mean, it has already endured a lawnmower right? I guess Waverly's "vulva" is eternally tranquilized: he didn't even react when Dr C was playing with his anus?!?!The most sensitive part of a male!!!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:15 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>@DP I think Waverly's penis can handle it; I mean, it has already endured a lawnmower right? I guess Waverly's "vulva" is eternally tranquilized: he didn't even react when Dr C was playing with his anus?!?!The most sensitive part of a male!!!
</STRONG>
Oh my
I'm learning all sorts of things from you people. *blush*
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:16 pm
by Anatres
Hummmmm,
(In no particular order);
Witty - Almost anyone can crack a joke. It's far more important to see the humor in life.
Forgiving - Of herself as well as others. No one's perfect.
Curious - About everything. This breeds intellegence, wisdom and a sense of adventure.
Articulate - Anyone can talk. It's more important to know when you have something to say and how to express it.
Vital statistics - Alive. (Although a 36B-24-36 wouldn't be turned down!
)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 1:18 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>The most sensitive part of a male!!!
</STRONG>
Thank you for explaining why you play catcher on your YMCA softball team
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 2:14 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Shadowstrider:
<STRONG>women need:
bust: 36 =)
</STRONG>
Thats why we love Jeniffer Lopez.
Women need to have big ----, if you know what i mean.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 2:19 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
I vote Omar, sickest person on this board. After reading his post in the island of Dr. Grunt and this, theres no doubt in it.
Creg, you think of things that no man would want to think about.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 3:18 pm
by fable
I am married. It would be indeicate, not to mention potentially lethal, to post suggestions in this topic area.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 3:22 pm
by T'lainya
LOL Nice tactful response Fable
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 9:12 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I am married. It would be indeicate, not to mention potentially lethal, to post suggestions in this topic area.
</STRONG>
I'm married too, but my husband of course fits the stats I described it the male stats thread (otherwise he wouldn't be my husband)
However, his perception might differ substantially from mine, so I also see the potential danger...
Posted: Tue May 08, 2001 12:24 pm
by Minerva
I wonder why men's stats topic is running well and the women's isn't much...
Posted: Tue May 08, 2001 12:32 pm
by Weasel
If I was a woman...here's my stats
Str.20 (No more hugs for me)
Dex.22 (Rule the world with this)
Con.25 (Have to live long if I'm going to rule)
Wis.19 (Refer to Con.)
Int.19 (Refer to Wis.)
Char.25 (My white gown is great)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2001 12:42 pm
by Vivien
Hmm..I suppose the women can do our stats too. Though no one will quite match Weasel's wonder woman??
Viv:
str: 8 (I lose EVERY arm wrestling contest)
dex: 17 (But, can run away very fast)
con: 18 (Don't usually give up just 'cause I'm beat)
wis: 13 (Miss and lose on this one...don't always think things through)
int: 15 (thought I was fairly intelligent until I came to this board)
char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
Hmm..I basically can't be anything
Anyone else care to share?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 9:55 am
by fable
@Viv: char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
There are other methods of escaping tickets. Possibly your charisma isn't that high, and you just used mind control.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 9:59 am
by Vivien
Fable: Good idea! Then I could be a mage...
No...that's more for people like you, C Elegons...not the likes of me
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 10:04 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>@Viv: char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
</STRONG>
Fable got me to thinking...I gave myself a high Char in the other thread.....but I have had 5 speeding tickets, 1 reckless driving (spinning the tires on a car is consider this...supposly you don't have control of your car during this
), I been to driving school 3 times..(Passed
all three times). Maybe I need to redo my stats.