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Ubik calls for Weasel, sending a Golem. "tell him Omar is evaporized and give him this" handing over a little pack of "naughty fuzzy-wuzzy cookies".

Then he instructs two other golems to catch Melosh-Tar.

Helpless Melosh-Tar is standing there, being held by two Iron Giants (yes, they are my new, improved 12V-DOHC Iron Buddies) while ubik approaches.

"you know, cousin, i HATE unwanted guests... and I HATE people who sit with their muddy boots on my desc... and I HATE people who come in my place without an invitation... AND most of all, I HATE my family... So, there go your cojones..." he sais, with a grin, while ye castrates poor Melosh-Tar in with a single swing...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggggggg"

(to be continued)

bye, bye cojones.... roflmao

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Ubik the Spam Artist

Weasel awakes to a kick to the head..

'The master will see you now'

Weasel (with little birdies flying around his head) enters Ubiks chamber and slips on some round bloody object rolling on the floor and falls..

"Uhg what the he!! was that?"

Ubik tells him to shout up and listen..


Weasel looks around and see's some man rolled up in a ball in the corner.

I got no ale left Melosh, but I've still some bar nuts you might like to borrow.

<Waverly doubles over laughing>

He can't seem to stop 'healing' himself over and over...Waverly turns away: "Ugh, my eyes, my eyes...someone tell him to stop doing that"

Weasel looks around Ubiks chamber and wonders what in the world has happen...

"Ubik have we been attacked?? What has been going on in here...and who was the smarty who painted my face...it looks like the same person redecorated in here too.And who is that fellow over there touching hisself "

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

[This message has been edited by Weasel (edited 02-02-2001).]

Looks like after the... ehh... cojones incident, there hasn't been much posting in here, huh?

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Ubik the Spam Artist

Here is KidD01's equipment..

Fallen paladin KidD :
Armor : Full Plate Armor +2
Belt : Belt of Inertial Barrier
Boots : Boots of avoidance
Gloves : Gauntlets of Weapon Expertise
Helm : helm of Charm protection
Amulet : Amulet of Spell warding
Ring : Ring of gaxx
Shield : Shield of harmony +2
Weapon 1 : 2 handed Sword : Sword of Chaos
Inventory :
Flail of ages +3
The equalizer
Gorgon Plate +4
Potion of extra healing (10)
Wand of magic missile

KidD the cavalier :
Armor : Gorgon Plate +4
Belt : Belt of Inertial Barrier
Boots : Boots of avoidance
Cloak : Cloak of mirroring
Gloves : Gauntlets of Weapon Expertise
Helm : helm of Charm protection
Amulet : Amulet of Spell warding
Ring : Ring of gaxx
Shield : Shield of harmony +2
Ready weapon 1 : Long Sword : The equaliser
Ready Weapon 2 : Flail : Flail of ages +3
Inventory : Potion of extra healing (5)
Wand of magic missile


The clok of mirroring will be replaced.

@All: This is getting out of hand again...
Sorry that I've been gone for two days in a row. I should have plenty of time this weekend, and next week school starts late. Where did all the party of good people go? Not a single person responded. BTW: The aerial servant never approaches Magus.

@Melosh-tar: Are you confused? Viconia's a drow, not a vampire. Quayle is not dead, because if he was I'd have a serious vendetta against you, and from your relationship so far with Ubik, there would be no one to stop me from kicking your character's ass. And laying hands does not restore "lost limbs." Besides, a fallen paladin loses his special abilities. I'm afraid your permanently sterile for your impertinence, and I can't really blame Ubik. He only acted according to character. Finally, try to keep to the story. Ubik just met Viconia for the first time, so you couldn't have "betrayed" him. We're trying to maintain the integrity of this story, ok?

@Gruntboy: The "moronic drunken" comment was not meant to offend. It's just a joke between me and Waverly.

@Weasel/KidD01: I'll find a way to incorporate KidD01 as soon as he shows interest in participating actively. With the lull right now, I don't want any more "dummy" characters for me to control.

@party of good: I sure hope someone responds soon... I can't really write anymore until I verify who's here. I know Rail's gone. I need some suggestions (in character) for a plan to go after Ubik.


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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik

[This message has been edited by Magus (edited 02-02-2001).]

Okay, heres the plan....

We wait for Ubik to leave the planer sphere, jump him. Roll him up in a rug, and then throw him off a bridge!

That, or just chuck eggs at him until he submits, or makes us all a giant omlet. either way, I'm good.

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When is a Raven like a Writing desk?

@ Melosh: I hope you have a plan. We are all too evil to resurrect you

@magus : So sorry Magus, i'm quite tied up in some business to take care but i've asked Weasel to take fully control of my char during my absense. I really wish i could contribute more, but i'll do the best that i can.
@ Weasel : thanks for filling for me during my absence.

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori

@Magus....Sure..I don't know when KidD01 is going to be back...Correction...KidD01 posted at the same time ...add in KidD01 and I will play his part too.


As for the story.....I don't know..maybe everybody needs to take a break.

The amount of post has dropped and as you said you cannot continue until you know who is still in and replying....maybe it's just a slow down...I don't know..or maybe we all should pick a time to post and add our parts...I just don't know......I don't want this story to end like the other...


[This message has been edited by Weasel (edited 02-03-2001).]

@magus I am still here. Only sort of time these days. Maybe tomorrow i write a flashback why i left my tribe.

"Serevon Xagion - His early years"
War Correspondent - On a mission in the North

Personal Aspect:

- I had been loacted in the village of Untsar for several days now, captured and beaten beyond repair. My emotional self had left me and the remains of a once whole Serevon was but a lump of ice. It stung inside my heart, but not of fire, but of nothingness. Wait, someones coming.

*The tribe shaman entered my cage and demanded with a commanding voice"

-Get your ass up and get ready for some dirty anal penetration, NOW!

-What the hell is going on I yelled, don't rape me, I dont deserve this kind of treatment. Im a journalist, I have the right to convey surveys. You have no right, you have no ri...

-Silence *he said, and summoned forth a countless number of dildos*

-No, oh my god, nooooo

@Seabass Yep, that's pretty sick

@Seabass...tell me Omar wasn't involved in this.j/k