The Old Banshee

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:38 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Later, man... ** takes another drink from the MC² ** Dang, I think I'm already adj... ** falls backwards in the pillows he had kicked aside previously before he gets a chance to finish his sentence **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:15 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** wakes up with a serious hangover and starts preparing some coffee brew, then notices CM lying on the floor ** Hmmm, looks like the tea was a bit too strong....

and it seems like we've run out of E.C.h.C ** prepares some E.C.h.C. and lines them up on the bar, then empties his mug of Columbian Coffee Brew **

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:34 am

*pisses on everyone lying on the floor*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:40 am

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** stops AR before he can cause bodily harm

**
Ok, AR, that was uncalled for... we're still experimenting here and contaminants could jeopardize the project. You have to try some of this stuff... ** hands AR the remaining Massive Chug C0cktail ** ... but if you're set on taking the piss out of people, you should check Ned's Hall of incessant belittling

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:23 am

oh yes, of course, catch ya latter at the hall. *shoots fireball at crowd as he leaves*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:30 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** In a side-effect to the MC², Eerhardt appears to have gained Fire Resistance ** Cool! Well, AR, as you can see, we've taken up residence here for now, but feel free to try out the E.C.h.C., E.S.S., C.C.B. or MC²

. Which reminds me... ** fills the hottub with a new batch of shine, adds the ingredients to the Electric Shine Stinger and flips the switch **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:52 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** retreats in Rolling Thunder's TM secret laboratory and turns on the proton accelerator ** Maybe if we bombard the Massive Chug C0cktail with proton particles...

** soon, the laboratory bathes in an eerie green light as Eerhardt finishes the experiment ** Now, to find another test subject... ** walks up the stairs, trips over the last step and falls into the hottub, spilling the improved MC² and causing it to mix with the hottub's contents. As Eerhardt stumbles out of the hottub, he feels his eyes burning and starts rubbing the MC² out of them ** My eyes!!! They,... ** Eerhardt stares at his hand with amazement as he can see right through his own flesh and see his bones ** At last! Finally, we're making progress! Now, if we can lower the MC² concentration, it should work the way it's supposed to

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:25 pm

Uh...I'm not sure what Earhardt is up to... Anyway, I've been away for a while painting my office, and setting up my new PC. I am now in some serious need of Shine. How is everybody?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 6:36 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** hands Voo a bottle of shine, as the effects of the improved MC² start to wear off ** Hi, Voo, we're doing great; how're you doing? At first, we were experimenting with a brew to cure AbysmalNature from constantly being sober (it's also in the Rolling Thunder TM link in my sig). The first Massive Chug C0cktail or MC² had some side-effects, however... One of them being infravision. Then, Beldin suggested we'd do some experimenting on creating X-Ray vision

. We're still working on perfecting the concentration

.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Apr 27, 2002 5:49 am

@Fas-You two?! You two?!!
Excuse me, how many people do I have to douse in flaming shine before I get official recognition as the gunner here?

BTW, I'm back from my week at the seaside. It was nice and relaxing, and I've started learning how to surf. Lots of fun!
@Beldin & Eerhardt- Pass a Massive Chug C0cktail down this way, couldya? You guts would develop a new drink during the one week I was gone...

EDIT-Hey, 400 posts!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 12:11 am

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Hey, Ode, glad to see you're back; nobody disputes your role as our SLURRite gunner (I just had to take over as gunner for a while, but I was too busy in Rolling Thunder's TM secret laboratory developping the MC²) ** hands Ode a MC² ** Congrats on the 400; I'm close to 400 myself too

.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 12:59 am

Beldin:

**emerges yawning and stretching from his cabin**

G'day mates !
I slept like a baby.....for 4 days ! No if you'll excuse me I have to use the toilet BADLY...**sniffs at his armpits**
...AND I REALLY have to take a shower

C U later....

**heads hurriedly for the head an the showers**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 1:27 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes a sip from the hottub ** Hmmm... I guess we still have to work on the MC²: it has a very short Half-Time; no infravision, let alone X-Ray vision from this batch any more ** goes back to the secret laboratory and returns with a supply of freshly nuked MC² ** Cheers! ** downs a pint of MC² and drops to the floor **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Apr 29, 2002 3:08 am

Ode

We should get some of those little c0cktail umbrellas to put in the drinks. Everyone knows they increase the potency of liquor by up to 500%.

@Eerhardt- You could have just put the gun onto auto-target, you know. The targeting computer tends to be a bit indiscriminate in choosing what to toast (maybe basing it on motion sensors was a bit careless).

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 4:27 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** slowly regains conscience while his surrounings are lit as if by black-lights ** Well, Ode, I'll remember that: since the invention of the MC², we won't be moving much anyway

Surfs up, dude! ** jumps into the hottub and starts SLURRing away at the Electric Shine Stinger **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 4:39 am

Beldin:

**returns freshly groomed and showered and jumps into the hottub to get some Shine Stinger**

BTW Odie - you promised to get a little something for a compression session....we could use the trucks drivers cabin for that...

**SLURRs away on the contents of the tub**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Apr 29, 2002 4:46 am

Ode

I guess as long as we're settled in here for a while we can always postpone the move to the [Name censored for tactical reasons] for a later date...

*Climbs into the tub with an MC²*

@Beldin-did you bring any ice? *Adds a c0cktail umbrella to his drink*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 4:53 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Ode, man, that stuff will knock you out; I kid you not

! So, how about that compression session? ** continues SLURRing away the E.S.S. **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:24 am

Beldin:

**reaches for the refrigerator and pushes the ICE button until the waterpipe is filled with it**

Here Ode ! and be careful what you say about our future plans ! You don't know who might be listening ! So hurry and edit your post !

**hands the waterpipe to Ode**

Filler up !

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:57 am

Beldin:

I'll tell you ! I had a horrible dream in my 4-day hibernation.....

My whole workplace was crawling with beancounting geeks from HQ...the complained about bookkeeping (they're always on my shelf, where books should be kept !) and expenses - even when they were out at lunch (on expenses...) ....I'm glad I'm finally awake....and I intend to stay that way...

Eerhardt, could you please hand me some coffee ?

**takes another swig from the hottub**