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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]what what what? you li'l nipple you's..

but since woodchuck can't chop wood since they don't make axes that small i have to concur that the answer is nipple.. [/QUOTE]

They gnaw on wood of course. A good woodchuck could chuck wood at a rate of 2 cords per day. A drunken woodchuck, well, lets get a funnel and get one drunk and see.

[QUOTE=Brynn]Why, he cannot chop wood, can he? If he could, why would he? Such a tiring work... Therefore, assuming that a woodchuck is a lazy creature, the correct answer is 0 [/QUOTE]

No, it's nipple

[QUOTE=Magrus]They gnaw on wood of course. A good woodchuck could chuck wood at a rate of 2 cords per day. A drunken woodchuck, well, lets get a funnel and get one drunk and see. [/QUOTE]

woodchucks ain't beavers(the animals).. they can't gnaw wood it would make their teeth hurt drunken woodchuck on the other hand might just do it.. or maybe if we'd got one high... in the rage for munchies it might just try wood with something that has a flavour

[QUOTE=Brynn]Why, he cannot chop wood, can he? If he could, why would he? Such a tiring work... Therefore, assuming that a woodchuck is a lazy creature, the correct answer is 0 [/QUOTE]

I dont chop wood. I'm not an axe. [/Lilarcor]

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]woodchucks ain't beavers(the animals).. they can't gnaw wood it would make their teeth hurt drunken woodchuck on the other hand might just do it.. or maybe if we'd got one high... in the rage for munchies it might just try wood with something that has a flavour [/QUOTE]

If the weiner dog I live with will suck down Molson XXX cans, then I'm sure we could find at least 1 woodchuck to get drunk with us. It can be my mascot.

LOL That was a good one, Luis! Makes me feel like playing BG all over again!

*inserts play disc for the 1000th time*

[QUOTE=Magrus]If the weiner dog I live with will suck down Molson XXX cans, then I'm sure we could find at least 1 woodchuck to get drunk with us. It can be my mascot. [/QUOTE]

good idea.. is moison xxx beer btw? and yes i believe we might find a booze-chuck somewhere..

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]good idea.. is moison xxx beer btw? and yes i believe we might find a booze-chuck somewhere..[/QUOTE]

Yes it is, weak stuff compared to my booze, but it's like double strength beer. Manly beer. My roommate was drinking and spilled some, so the dog licked it up and wanted more. In his drunken haze he was generous and motivated so he got a bowl and fed the dog. Little thing was drunk for hours.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes it is, weak stuff compared to my booze, but it's like double strength beer. Manly beer. My roommate was drinking and spilled some, so the dog licked it up and wanted more. In his drunken haze he was generous and motivated so he got a bowl and fed the dog. Little thing was drunk for hours. [/QUOTE]

hehehe hope he didn't have a hangover well if we leave a bowl of strong stuff on a tree branch and watch how long it takes before a woodchuck/chipmunk/some drunkard(possibly you or me or demo or Luis)will drink it up..

and if it's a woodchuck/chipmunk it will most likely pass out momentarily so it's easy to catch and tame it too

[QUOTE=Brynn]LOL That was a good one, Luis! Makes me feel like playing BG all over again!

*inserts play disc for the 1000th time*[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've just finished SoA... never been so quick to defeat Johnie. Need to re-install Tactics.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]hehehe hope he didn't have a hangover well if we leave a bowl of strong stuff on a tree branch and watch how long it takes before a woodchuck/chipmunk/some drunkard(possibly you or me or demo or Luis)will drink it up..

and if it's a woodchuck/chipmunk it will most likely pass out momentarily so it's easy to catch and tame it too [/QUOTE]

Yesm must tame a drunken furry creature.

I me some guns. Want me to shoot him off the branch? This RPG should do the trick!

[QUOTE=CM]I me some guns. Want me to shoot him off the branch? This RPG should do the trick![/QUOTE]

Don't shoot the mascot! Teach him to shoot for you!

[QUOTE=Magrus]Don't shoot the mascot! Teach him to shoot for you! [/QUOTE]

*pictures a woodchuck holding a massive RPG on it's shoulder while CM intructs on how to aim and fire the rocket* sounds like fun

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]*pictures a woodchuck holding a massive RPG on it's shoulder while CM intructs on how to aim and fire the rocket* sounds like fun [/QUOTE]

Indeed it does.

How do you fire a role playing game?

[QUOTE=giles337] How do you fire a role playing game?







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*grabs a big 2x4 of wood and slams it across the back of giles's head.* You soooo deserved that

Rocket Propeled Grenade

[QUOTE=giles337] How do you fire a role playing game?
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That's what I'm wondering too

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Rocket Propeled Grenade[/QUOTE]
How on earth am I supposed to know that? The only kind of grenade i have EVER heard about is those I threw on top of the enemy Worm troops (That worked quite well, though )