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Indeed.... both parties know it is impossible and are both having a laugh, so it just ends up as friendship, it is suprising how much fun one can have when there is no sex involved

@Sleep, now is there a difference between that situation and the situation here on the board?

There is always internet sex, you can get these apparatus nowadays..... you don't want to know..... You are of course right, but don't think i am going to start flirting with you Flagg

Well that is certainly something that we can both agree upon.

What kind of apparatus??

Do you really want to know?

Well I have always been the curious type, but I have the feeling that I would sleep better not knowing...

Since you asked (did you? ) there is this apparatus that you plug up to a Monitor and then attach to your Johnson and it reads what the live sex chat woman tells it to simulate, speed etc., the apparatus is the size and shape of the pen*s extender from Austin Powers

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Since you asked (did you? ) there is this apparatus that you plug up to a Monitor and then attach to your Johnson and it reads what the live sex chat woman tells it to simulate, speed etc., the apparatus is the size and shape of the pen*s extender from Austin Powers

You are kidding right?

No honestly true, do you think i could come up with something like that?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
No honestly true, do you think i could come up with something like that?

Why... Yes of course...

Actually come to think about it i probably could come up with something like that, but hte story is still true...

Hi all I am very new to this message board (first post!), and in the last few days I have read most of the way back through this board, laughing! (which is truly appreciated by me as work is dull right now!)

I also love that there are several other women here, safety in numbers and all

Sex: Well, female (in case you didn’t read the above.)

Age: 25 (just turned it! Sometimes it feels old, but I know that it’s really just the beginning).

Description: Long red hair, blue eyes, 5’5’’, 125 pds…

Likes: BG2, Robert Jordan, Eddings, Tolkien (the like), the fact that it’s nice enough outside to actually run in the outdoors (instead of that ‘floor to ceiling mirrors’ sweat factory)…

Dislikes: my nemesis, that fake blond, fake tanned shrew in payroll. (She will pay! Oh yes, she will pay! …well not really as I’m too nice, but I plan on THINKING hard thoughts at her.)

Distrusts: EQ. Alas, I have seen too many people mess up their lives because of it. Losing loved ones, jobs, sanity… *tears well up* As I was once addicted myself, I am willing to offer counseling, support, hugs, to help anyone through EQ withdrawal.

Current Crisis: Hmmm…might run out of caffeinated beverages, does that count as a crisis?

Well, that’s it! I just wanted to let you know that the odd characters all over this board are appreciated by those of us visiting. (enough that reading here will be in my regular rounds).

Hello Ms. Vivien.
Welcome. Though you understand that I suspect all new members of being alter egos of the current group of miscreants...especially that dasterdly Weasel...

Originally posted by C Elegans:
This thread was entertaining to read Since I'm sleepless and my husband isn't, I might as well post here. I also read somebody needed a psychologist for hating Flagg, hm...I just have to figure out a suitable treatment. What about a heavy exposure treatment...that means you should spend a lot of time with Flagg in order to learn to control your emotions, and get used to him.

(edited 04-05-2001).]

Thsnx for the advise

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!
Bannedsheep
Badsheep
StuntedSheep
BaassieSheep
SheepFarmer
any more names???

*comforts Waverly as he seems to be developing a slight paranoia complex*
Not all of us are alter egos. If you just take people at face value it makes it much more fun.
(Besides think of the trouble of keeping up with all of those new personalities if they really are spawn offs of the current ‘miscreants’! Makes my fingers tired just by thinking of it.)
(Also, I really am much too interesting to be a mere alter ego.)

Originally posted by Vivien:
Also, I really am much too interesting to be a mere alter ego.

We shall have to see about that

Well, you can type in complete sentences, so that eliminates half the suspects already ...I guess I'll take your word for it. So how long have you been lurking?

Careful, Vivien. He's just come back from the hell, you know.

Welcome, anyway.



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Minerva
Wise...God

Originally posted by Minerva:
Careful, Vivien.

"It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on"-Shakespeare

j/k Minerva

Thank you for the welcome lady Minerva. Your symbol is an owl, correct? And you carry Nike in your hand? *tries to remember*

As for Waverly, I was just trying to clear myself as well...myself If only computers could catch inflections,exact facial features...misunderstandings would be less (and I would understand what everyone else truly means)

Thank you for the welcome lady Minerva. Your symbol is an owl, correct? And you carry Nike in your hand? *tries to remember*

As for Waverly, I was just trying to clear myself as well...myself If only computers could catch inflections,exact facial features...misunderstandings would be less (and I would understand what everyone else truly means)