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[QUOTE=Demortis]how can we learn if we have no one to practice on? as a teacher you must either say, "bring your own materials" or "i have materials for you to practice with"[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, bring your own girls. I thought we went over this before? I just provide the college campus and the booze and bartenders. Mmmm...bartenders...*sighs* I promised someone I'd stay sober this weekend.

promises.. the things that complicate and make life easier by ten fold.. i hate everything.. it either causes stress or it releaves stress, usually just causes stress

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]promises.. the things that complicate and make life easier by ten fold.. i hate everything.. it either causes stress or it releaves stress, usually just causes stress[/QUOTE]

Yes, my promise ended at 9am this morning. I should call her though, she's miserable and in bed. Either way, I'm sort of like eh..and not sure about drinking tonight. I can't drink this week, I'll have to watch the baby. OH! OH! It's spring break for my friend, no baby this week. I can go out with my friends again and get plastered!

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes, my promise ended at 9am this morning. I should call her though, she's miserable and in bed. Either way, I'm sort of like eh..and not sure about drinking tonight. I can't drink this week, I'll have to watch the baby. OH! OH! It's spring break for my friend, no baby this week. I can go out with my friends again and get plastered! [/QUOTE]

lucky you.. but you do know that your gf would be mightily impressed if you weren't drunk when she gets home. right? unless she's the type that comes home gives you a kiss and says.. rum&coke eh? well stop hoggin' the stuff and give me a drink, and maybe i'll give you something later

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]lucky you.. but you do know that your gf would be mightily impressed if you weren't drunk when she gets home. right? unless she's the type that comes home gives you a kiss and says.. rum&coke eh? well stop hoggin' the stuff and give me a drink, and maybe i'll give you something later [/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think I'm done with her now. The only time we really get along is in bed, and while she can keep up with me, definately not often enough to keep me out of trouble. Not to mention the fact we keep clashing because she can't handle my sarcastic sense of humor.

I'd be better off trying to hook up with that girl who used to throw rocks at me when we were 9 as a way of saying she really liked me. At least she attempted to communicate in her own way.

Lesson of the day: When you have made a stupid mistake, give someone the finger. It makes them irritated and allows you to vent your frustration on them.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah, I think I'm done with her now. The only time we really get along is in bed, and while she can keep up with me, definately not often enough to keep me out of trouble. Not to mention the fact we keep clashing because she can't handle my sarcastic sense of humor.

I'd be better off trying to hook up with that girl who used to throw rocks at me when we were 9 as a way of saying she really liked me. At least she attempted to communicate in her own way.

Lesson of the day: When you have made a stupid mistake, give someone the finger. It makes them irritated and allows you to vent your frustration on them. [/QUOTE]

i'm sorry.. i had a problem with my gf too about my sarcastic/and otherwise sense of humour until she said that my jokes (although i didn't mean them as i said them=sarcasm) hurted her feelings, so i shutted up, and don't joke about her anymore.. it was that easy.. if only the other issues were that easy to solve..

it took me over a year to get her to talk about stuff and she still won't tell about everyday problems, because she fears that she comes out as a bickering *****.. it took some time to get her to say that.. but if it works for you.. i hope you'll be happy..

[QUOTE=Magrus]
Lesson of the day: When you have made a stupid mistake, give someone the finger. It makes them irritated and allows you to vent your frustration on them. [/QUOTE]

I agree! It's much easier to be mad at someone than mad at yourself or sad. I think anger is actually pleasurable sometimes. Maybe that's why I'm a republican.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I agree! It's much easier to be mad at someone than mad at yourself or sad. I think anger is actually pleasurable sometimes. Maybe that's why I'm a republican. [/QUOTE]

Oh yes, well I have definate reasons to be mad at myself and her at the moment, so it's all sorts of angry for me.

The problem being, I have a nasty temper and when I'm mad, I say nasty, cruel things. So, no arguing at all for quite some time for me.

I do that too. I thankfully am completely unforgiving. SO once I get mad at you I will likely hate you for eternity. So no holds barred.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I do that too. I thankfully am completely unforgiving. SO once I get mad at you I will likely hate you for eternity. So no holds barred. [/QUOTE]

Oh I'm forgiving, but once I get really pissed off, it takes me a few days to cool off unless someone happens to be really good at calming me down. The fact that she was one of only two people that are good at calming me down, and the other one is occupied happens to mean I'll be one nasty, pissed off person for a while.

The good news is, my sadistic streak kicked in. I completely dirtied up her thoughts of every room in her house, her car, and at work. *chuckles* She'll have to move, sell her car and get a new job to get me out of her head.

Nice..
What never tried the park, back yard and parents house?

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Nice..
What never tried the park, back yard and parents house? [/QUOTE]

It was her parents house, including her fathers pool table and office. Yard and park no, tried the work thing though.

Pool table, spectacular.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Pool table, spectacular. [/QUOTE]

Ha, that's a good word for it yes.

What about tree house, hot tub, gym locker room, public restroom, roof, refrigerator carton, underpass.. I should stop, my imagination is going too far and I'm at work. I should be a producer.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]What about tree house, hot tub, gym locker room, public restroom, roof, refrigerator carton, underpass.. I should stop, my imagination is going too far and I'm at work. I should be a producer. [/QUOTE]

Write it all down and hand it over in an envelope to a pretty lady. I do that, and the reactions I get are quite interesting.

I could never do that. I'm a happily married man.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I could never do that. I'm a happily married man. [/QUOTE]

Are you high, or did you work things out with your wife yesterday?

Neither, I'm sarcastic. I still wouldn't do that while married though. Well, I might hand it to her, and watch what happens, but not anything further.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Neither, I'm sarcastic. I still wouldn't do that while married though. Well, I might hand it to her, and watch what happens, but not anything further. [/QUOTE]

Your a good man. Thats one of the reasons I'm not getting married. The whole breaking up thing gets SO much more complicated.