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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:13 pm
by Ravager
Id try to remark, but I spent all day outside and I rarely have the energy to do so anyways.


A first time for everything.... ;)
In other words: "Stop while you're a head, or you risk entirely losing your grip


Ooookkkaaayyyy. That's just disturbing. But I expected nothing less here anyway. ;) :p

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:14 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]lol! :D

In other words: "Stop while you're a head, or you risk entirely losing your grip :p [/QUOTE]

Sorry DW, Im taken. You can try Rav though.

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:15 pm
by Locke Da'averan
[QUOTE=hill1]
Id try to remark, but I spent all day outside and I rarely have the energy to do so anyways.[/QUOTE]
now that's BS right there ;) you're afraid you can't keep up :D :D ;)

[QUOTE=hill1]
Mostly cause if DW can turn Spam into sperm, she can do anything. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]
indeed :D

and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun :eek: although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:16 pm
by Ravager
hill1 wrote:Sorry DW, Im taken. You can try Rav though.
I feel argumentative for the moment... :p
and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that


Okay. REALITY CHECK. Real pressure washer. Nothing sordid or dirty as is far too common around here. :rolleyes: :p

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:17 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]
and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun :eek: although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that[/QUOTE]

I thought that we were finsihed with the fact that Rav likes watersports. :confused: ;)

BS is here? Uh oh.

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:17 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=hill1]Mostly cause if DW can turn Spam into sperm, she can do anything. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]

lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine :eek:

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals :D

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:18 pm
by Ravager
Well, you obviously have a way with words DW. :D

So I'll try to avoid too much ammunition for that...

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:19 pm
by Hill-Shatar
dragon wench wrote:lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine :eek:

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals :D
Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine? :p
So I'll try to avoid too much ammunition for that...
Give it five minutes. Ive already perverted it.

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:20 pm
by Ravager
hill1 wrote:Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine? :p
*Added to Disturbing Mental Imagery* Nice one, hill. :D ;)
Give it five minutes. Ive already perverted it.


A vote of confidence. How nice. :D

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:20 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=dragon wench]lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine :eek:

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals :D [/QUOTE]

Hmm, I smell a "Dragon Wench Jesus" merchandise line cooking...

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:21 pm
by Locke Da'averan
[QUOTE=dragon wench]
Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals :D [/QUOTE]

how about a toga :D

hill.. well yes we concluded that but i just remarked that no need to spread his interests to other threads ;)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:22 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=hill1]Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine? :p [/QUOTE]
ROFL! Actually, that reminds me of something I saw written on an apron in a winestore:

Men are like wine
You have to keep them in the dark
And stomp all over them
Before they mature into something
You can enjoy with dinner


:p :p :p

@Rav,
I enjoy playing with words, see my sig :D

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:24 pm
by Ravager
@Rav, I enjoy playing with words, see my sig


Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too :p
well yes we concluded that but i just remarked that no need to spread his interests to other threads


Are you deciding my interests for me now? :D

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:25 pm
by Hill-Shatar
dragon wench wrote:ROFL! Actually, that reminds me of something I saw written on an apron in a winestore:

Men are like wine
You have to keep them in the dark
And stomp all over them
Before they mature into something
You can enjoy with dinner


:p :p :p
Your poor husband. :eek: :D
Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too :p
No, shes just been in forums too long.

Are you deciding my interests for me now?


I think its a good thing that hes limiting where you can talk about your hose. :p

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:26 pm
by Ravager
No, shes just been in forums too long.


Maybe a career change is in order. :D ;)
I think its a good thing that hes limiting where you can talk about your hose.


You and Locke are obsessed :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:28 pm
by dragon wench
Hmm, I smell a "Dragon Wench Jesus" merchandise line cooking...
Hmmm... that has potential.. The problem is I'm not overly keen on trying to feed "The Five Thousand." I'm too much of a misanthrop :D
how about a toga
Nah... that would be trespassing upon Aegis' turf, and I surely do not want to venture anywhere near there :eek:

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:30 pm
by Ravager
The problem is I'm not overly keen on trying to feed "The Five Thousand." I'm too much of a misanthrop


Dare I ask what you would feed them on if you were going to? :p

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:30 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too :p :D [/QUOTE]

I'm corrupt, but not morally bankrupt ..... well not completely anyway :D

@Hill, he (my SO) tells me that as well. And then he keeps on returning for more abuse :p

@Rav,
well I do live on the coast, loaves and fishes might actually be feasible *innocent smile* :D

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:31 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm corrupt, but not morally bankrupt ..... well not completely anyway :D

@Hill, he tells me that as well. And then he keeps on returning for more abuse :p [/QUOTE]

Stop it! My gf just read all this stuff over my shoulder and is taking notes. :p

Oh well, how bad can it be. ;)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:32 pm
by Ravager
Lucky him. You're scary enough on here... ;)
Oh well, how bad can it be.


Bad question. :D

Here's an idea- Incessant nagging driving someone to the grave.... ;)

Make sure your gf writes this down: If in doubt, nag incessantly. Always works a charm. :D