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[QUOTE=hill1]Stop it! My gf just read all this stuff over my shoulder and is taking notes.

Oh well, how bad can it be. [/QUOTE]

*snorts* Obviously you've never dealt with anything like my ex's before. Do you have good health insurance?

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
Nah... that would be trespassing upon Aegis' turf, and I surely do not want to venture anywhere near there [/QUOTE]

now i don't remember exactly but i'm sure you still have your aegis' hand-measured, custom fitted toga still somewhere? and i'm sure aegis won't mind... the toga's are for wearing and sharing, not to be stuffed in the back of the closet

[QUOTE=Magrus]*snorts* Obviously you've never dealt with anything like my ex's before. Do you have good health insurance? [/QUOTE]

Ive never had to deal with my exs before, but I have a feeling Ill need it.

Get some extra security measures too...
Always useful.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Get some security measures too... [/QUOTE]

What exactly would I do? We sleep in the same bed. Want me to chop it off and have a button on cue to lower a titanium drape in between us?

[QUOTE=Ravager]Get some security measures too... [/QUOTE]

*nods* I had to make a rule, no sharp objects in the bedroom. Kept me from needing stitches and having to pay co-pays.

hill1 wrote:What exactly would I do? We sleep in the same bed. Want me to chop it off and have a button on cue to lower a titanium drape in between us?

Are you being sarcastic?

*nods* I had to make a rule, no sharp objects in the bedroom. Kept me from needing stitches and having to pay co-pays.

What about... a baseball bat then?

[QUOTE=hill1]What exactly would I do? We sleep in the same bed. Want me to chop it off and have a button on cue to lower a titanium drape in between us? [/QUOTE]

explain to her that the handcuffs are for the sake of your both security

You suggest handcuffs? Here? Recipe for abuse....

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]explain to her that the handcuffs are for the sake of your both security [/QUOTE]

Remember, no novelty cuffs, those are only suitable for people under 14 years of age. Adults need stronger stuff. Don't forget to wrap them in a soft hand towel either.

@Ravy, I don't know many women that use blunt type objects to inflict harm. They seem to enjoy drawing blood with perverse pleasure.

[QUOTE=Magrus]@Ravy, I don't know many women that use blunt type objects to inflict harm. They seem to enjoy drawing blood with perverse pleasure.[/QUOTE]

Exactly why something blunt is good to have around....

It won't be used against you.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Exactly why something blunt is good to have around....

It won't be used against you.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I have something like that hanging around.

Right.

I think that's enough... bizareness for me tonight. Time for some sleep maybe. Buy guys and DW.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Right.

I think that's enough... bizareness for me tonight. Time for some sleep maybe. Buy guys and DW. [/QUOTE]

See you Rav.

Leave the hose alone for now, ok?

[QUOTE=hill1]Leave the hose alone for now, ok? [/QUOTE]

Damn you.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Damn you. [/QUOTE]

I try.

the significant other is bothering me for the computer now anywaysd. Actually shes been bothering me for several minutes. Might as well get off now.

Bye DW, Locke, and Mag.

Oops, DW is already gone.

Have a good night and all that. I have round two of a birthday party in a little bit.

[QUOTE=hill1]Might as well get off now.
[/QUOTE]

and why did you needed to share this information? oh wait, don't answer

He's probably not around to answer at the moment

Keeping up the spam rate Locke?

[QUOTE=Ravager]He's probably not around to answer at the moment

Keeping up the spam rate Locke? [/QUOTE]

i got my posts/day over 1.0 happy with that.. rather impossible to raise it over 2.0 or even 5.0

yeah i know, but he'll be here eventually