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the actions of Eerhardt

** heads for the Columbian coffee, while the world continues to spin around him ** Radical! ** makes a good effort at preparing the Columbian Coffee Brew, drinks some and is instantly KNURD ** Here you go, Ode, one mug of C.C.B. coming up ** hands Ode a mug of the C.C.B. **

Ode

One million and one thanks, salaam. The only problem now is that we're both in a state of total relaxation and hyperactive at the same time. Brings back memories of schoolies, this does...
*Slams down another E.C.h.C., grinning enormously* I guess being KNURD just doesn't agree with me.

the actions of Eerhardt

check out this post. If you put alcohol in the Columbian Coffee Brew, it'll only enhance the alcohol's effects - wanna try it with the E.C.h.C. ? ** downs an E.C.h.C., takes another hit and sits back and relaxes **

Ode

So we haven't been getting KNURD at all, just progressively more drunk? Woohoo!
*Loads up some Pink Floyd into the CD player, presses play**

the actions of Eerhardt

Well, I did have one mug of straight C.C.B. , so I could at least bring you a mug of C.C.B. without spilling it all over the place, but since we're mixing it with the E.C.h.C. now, I guess it would equal the intoxication of 20 E.C.h.C. Of course, if you don't mind passing out on extreme alcohol levels, there's always the MC² ** takes another drink from his mug of mixed C.C.B. - E.C.h.C. **
Any preference for a specific Pink Floyd song?

Wish You Were Here. Definitely Wish You Were Here. My all-time fave Pink Floyd song.

*Mixes an MC² and a mug of C.C.B., drinks it, and promptly passes out on the floor.*

the actions of Eerhardt

I'd be ROFL, if you weren't already there, so LOL, Ode
** mental note: must further study side-effects to the improved MC² when Ode comes 'round **

Beldin:

**wakes from his stoned stupor just long enough to get a horse-sized pint from the thrucks hold, fills it with beer and slurrs his way into it**

**garglegarggg**

Hey mates ! How abour filling the bong with iced E.C.H.C. ? Shouldn't that improve the smoke ?
I think I'll give it a try ... care to join me ?

**belches and SLURRs on in the pint**

the actions of Eerhardt

I think Ode's out for a while, mate, he just combined the MC² with the C.C.B. I'd join you, but I have business to attend to...
See ya later, mate! ** staggers out of the Rolling Thunder, into the Old Banshee and decides the left door is the real one **

Beldin:

**climbs out of his horse-sized pint**

Ok, what the heck, I'll try it out on thursday...

**gets some improved MC² from Eerhardts lab tray and downs it in one go**

Nice aftertaste....but I haven't passed out ...seems like I've built up some resist.....

**drops down on the floor, missing the icebong by a narrow margin on is way into oblivion**

*Groans and stirs weakly, clutches head*

Eeergh...my head...need coffee. *Winces at the music coming from the PA, stumbles over Beldin's inert form and removes CD from player.* Where'd this traffic cone and policeman's hat come from? *Starts searching for a C.C.B., groaning occasionally and squinting at the sunlight*

Ode

*Finds coffee, drinks for instant KNURDness* Hey, Eerhardt's not here and Beldin's still out cold! I get the hot-tub all to myself! *Puts on some Radiohead and climbs in to the hot-tub. Climbs out of hot-tub, grabs the water pipe and climbs back into the hot-tub. Drinks a mouthful of shine, realizes he's out of weed, and wanders off to the Rolling Thunder's shine-thrower to install some a comfier seat that can double as a sleeping berth and a pilot flame so he doesn't keep having to light the shine himself. Flicks switch to turn pilot flame on and climbs back into the tub.*

Re: *Groans and stirs weakly, clutches head*

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Where'd this traffic cone and policeman's hat come from?

At least it's not a pantless marine's helmet, then you'd be in trouble...

Too true, too true.

You know it wasn't a good party unless you wake up in a bed, preferably naked, with a traffic cone and a policeman's hat the morning after...

Re: Too true, too true.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
a bed

Any bed would do, I presume?

Re: Re: Too true, too true.

Originally posted by Georgi


Any bed would do, I presume?

Most beds. I can think of a couple I'd sooner avoid *Cough*Grunty*Cough*, but overall a bed'll beat a gutter or a park bench most of the time...

EDIT-Post #500 in the Rolling Thunder! And Beldin and Eerhardt weren't here to see it .

the actions of Eerhardt

** returns from wherever he's been, his clothes partially torn up and with a scent of real life about them ** Ode, mate, I can't believe I missed your 500th post! Half a k, and I wasn't there... I must say, quite the achievement, considering we've only just celebrated 400 Let's bring out the horse-sized pints, shall we? ** starts filling the horse-sized pints with beer, lines up a series of E.C.h.C. on the bar, makes sure the hottub is filled with a fresh supply of E.S.S. and flips the switch and then heads for the secret laboratory to return a while later with some new MC², freshly nuked **

Ode

I guess we'll just have to celebrate today! I'm glad we finally freshened up the tub, those dead things floating in it were starting to make it taste funny. *Grabs a horse-sized pint of beer and starts chugging away* How was RL?

the actions of Eerhardt

Well, it was no fun at all: no BS-sized or horse-sized pints, no appricot-taste substances , no beer, no hottub,... NO WAY! ** jumps into the hottub and starts SLURRing away in an attempt to erase the horrible memories ** Cheers, mate!

Ode

*Tops beer up with an E.S.S.* Sounds horrible, mate! Real life is an okay place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.