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I learnt the opposite...it's hard to read this stuff and keep food down.

That's why you wait one hour after eating before you go spamming, tisk tisk, didn't you learn anything as a child .

Just an hour? That's not enough!

Well, here's how it works:

0-1 Hours: All your food and bodily organs come up
1-2 Hours: All your food and important bodily organs come up
2-4 Hours: All your food and a furry little animal
5-6 Hours: All your food and a talking taco
6-8 Hours: All your food and that thing you lost when you were 7
8+ Hours: All your food

Hope you remember this and keep it in mind

So when's the hallucination stage?

*sees talking tacos*

Well that's not directly linked to food, and I suggest you trust my stats, it was hard enough the first time I figured all that out... the second time I went through to make sure... well let's not go there .

Ah, you suffered from personal experience. Even though you missed chu. Trust me when you're around is generally tame in comparison. Last night's spamming seemed exceptionally perverted. Maybe that explains the record number of members around then.
They approve of our corrversion! (cooruption + perversion)

Hey, I had to lead a charge .

But there's always about 30 members around, most of which are 'guests', so I have no idea what's going on there.

Last night there was 912. We must be doing something right.

I swear there are a bunch of people somewhere smashing their heads against the wall saying, "Why did our mouse have to die on this site. Let us leave this site, it's torture!"

EDIT: Woo 800th post, 200 to go for the big milestone.

OMG! Do you think Buck conspired with Microsoft to force people into GB?

Oh no, now we know too much. We are not safe here.

*eyes look to and fro in danger*

What could happen? Instant post deletion? Member banning? They wouldn't dare! Would they?

*looks around*

It's not longer if... it's when.

*starts applying make-up to hide identity...realises too late it was just woman's make-up*

You and your D&D character seem to enjoy make-up. Who did you steal it from this time?

If you carry on at this rate (with the make-up) you'll draw chu's attention...and that would be very bad...for you.

It's not my fault they forget to lock their doors at night.

Besides, you won't be laughing when they catch you and let me go because I'm a harmless old grandma.

Who's to say I won't point them in your direction and say you were the ringleader and that you told me about the duckies' schemes of world domination!

They won't fall for such a cliche disguise.

Fine, how about the guy in the wheelchair who life has treated unfairly.

Or maybe the person who lost his parents because of the government.

Trust me, I have plenty of clichés to use as a disguise.

And as for the duckies, well I have them on the run, I planned an ambush thanks to an annoymous tipster.

*throws open door down dark secluded alley* 'ello lil children come in here if you want to play away from the big corporate meanies, we have candy if that be what your looking for. really sweet candy.

Ooooo

*Rips off the wig*

Gimme, gimme, gimme.