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4. He is actually a crazed man suffering from 'psychotic episodes' who is currently stalking the local news anchor woman, and is about to go on a killing spree that kills her, 3 models, 3 people in the.. service... industry and the mayor!
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1. 'scue me, pardon me! Let me through here my seat is in the middle! (coming from the rather larger than life so to speak man sitting in the seat(s) next to you)
new topic is up for grabses!
new topic is up for grabses!
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Top Ten Reasons flying first class is better than the rest:
10. Pleather seats
9. Get off the plane first
8. You can afford to fly first class
7. No thawed tv dinners
6. More room for the derierre than the other seats
5. It's not as expensive as your own private jet
4. Farthest away from the engines so it's most quiet
3. Complimentary champagne
2. You feel more important
1. The seat cushion doubles as a flotation device and your seat cushion is BIG
10. Pleather seats
9. Get off the plane first
8. You can afford to fly first class
7. No thawed tv dinners
6. More room for the derierre than the other seats
5. It's not as expensive as your own private jet
4. Farthest away from the engines so it's most quiet
3. Complimentary champagne
2. You feel more important
1. The seat cushion doubles as a flotation device and your seat cushion is BIG
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8. Work flawlessly throughout your entire job so everyone wonders if you're too good to be true then show up on your last day and work, smiling the whole time, then quit cuz they walk all over you and you get the grunt work while knowing you're better than this PLUS they aren't paying you nearly enough money and get another job just like it using them as a reference. The new job pays ten times as much, is way easier, way nicer, more convenient, all the while getting yourself a nice upgrade.
But remember you couldn't have done it without the old crummy job...
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6. Encourage deciet and lies within the group. Make his life a living hell. Remove all the air panels, knock out air panels, spill stuff all over the carpets, then go and say that unless working conditions approve, you quit. 
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4. I quit, I'm moving to Hawaii!
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#1. Say, "I am only here for the generous severance package."
Top ten ways to know a thread is spiraling out of control.
Top ten ways to know a thread is spiraling out of control.
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#9. It does not say "NO SPAM" in the title.
Nice, OS.
Nice, OS.
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#7. The thread is a pub.
#6. The thread is on politics.

#6. The thread is on politics.
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