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4. He is actually a crazed man suffering from 'psychotic episodes' who is currently stalking the local news anchor woman, and is about to go on a killing spree that kills her, 3 models, 3 people in the.. service... industry and the mayor!

3. "Oh, yeah, take your top off. Take your top off. Do it slow, oh yeah, just like... oh crap, I got it all over the floor." (and the mystery of sticky movie theater floors is solved)

2. Ladies and gentlemen. We are the audience liberation front. You are free to leave

1. 'scue me, pardon me! Let me through here my seat is in the middle! (coming from the rather larger than life so to speak man sitting in the seat(s) next to you)
new topic is up for grabses!

Top Ten Reasons flying first class is better than the rest:

10. Pleather seats
9. Get off the plane first
8. You can afford to fly first class
7. No thawed tv dinners
6. More room for the derierre than the other seats
5. It's not as expensive as your own private jet
4. Farthest away from the engines so it's most quiet
3. Complimentary champagne
2. You feel more important
1. The seat cushion doubles as a flotation device and your seat cushion is BIG

Wow...
Top ten ways to quit your job.
10. "Trip and fall" in his office, throwing his computer through the floor to ceiling windows

9. Deliver incriminating evidence knowing your boss will soon be following you out the door.

8. Work flawlessly throughout your entire job so everyone wonders if you're too good to be true then show up on your last day and work, smiling the whole time, then quit cuz they walk all over you and you get the grunt work while knowing you're better than this PLUS they aren't paying you nearly enough money and get another job just like it using them as a reference. The new job pays ten times as much, is way easier, way nicer, more convenient, all the while getting yourself a nice upgrade. But remember you couldn't have done it without the old crummy job...

7. Post flyers all over the office showing the boss and his #1 brown-noser... doin' the wild thing.

6. Encourage deciet and lies within the group. Make his life a living hell. Remove all the air panels, knock out air panels, spill stuff all over the carpets, then go and say that unless working conditions approve, you quit.

5. Forge a note from the babe of the office to the boss stating plainly the desire for... intimate relations. Make sure to tip off the co-workers.

4. I quit, I'm moving to Hawaii!

3. Post photos of your boss and a member of the same sex doing the nasty on his/her office desk, and take credit for the picture.

#2. Come into work earlier than everyone else and decorate your boss's office with your nephew's action figures...

#1. Say, "I am only here for the generous severance package."

Top ten ways to know a thread is spiraling out of control.

#10. I start posting in it.:laugh:

#9. It does not say "NO SPAM" in the title.

Nice, OS.

#8. It SAYS "no spam" in the title!

#7. The thread is a pub.

#6. The thread is on politics.

#5. The thread is on sports.