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granted. you brain overloads from too much intellect added at once, you become a mindless zombie, and i get all my smartness back, including my psychicness. without overloading.

i wish you wer in minnesota. i could use a good target... i mean zombie

...I alrady live in Minnesota....

I wish the flight to hell bumped me up to first class.

granted. you are now surrounded by satan-worshipers. they arent nice to you. they do mean things to you. would you like a bag of peanuts?

i wish kipi was back from smoking time

Granted. Kipi comes back from smoking time and shoves his half smoked cigar in the vent system, now we are all smoking time, thanks to you.

I wish I had my computer back.

granted. you move back with me in 1000th class and pick up the parts from your computer. too bad theres no computer techs here.

i wish kipi would give us some of his tequila

Granted. We gang up and re-kill him for tiqueila.
I wish I couldent feel pain.

granted. you dont notice when every bone in your body is broken. you die from blood loss. now you're a zombie of a zombie like kipi

i wish i was my cat

Granted. you are now your cat, but on the flight to hell. Several german sheperds start tearing you limb from limb.

I wish I was rich.

granted. you kill the rich germans that are attacking me and you take their money. i can now bug you forever.

i wish i was me again. being a kitty is boring.

Granted. you are you again, although you are left with a furry patch right above you left eye.

I wish I had a gel-padded airline seat.

granted. you go back to first class for the gel and get beat up by the satan-worshipers. again.

i wish i could control people

Granted. the satan worshippr go to your arua of power, and, being immune to you mind control, bug you forever, leaving me in peace.

I wish the satan worshippers were gone.

granted. they are gone, and i can keep bugging you since they aren't bugging me now. stupid zoaz

i wish i didnt have to play my trumpet at the football game tonight.

Granted. you now have to play it contiualy, and when it breaks, you can have mine. Ha!

I wish I was co pilot on flight 666.

granted. i get jealous and kill you. you are now a zoazoaz

i wish i understood what was going on right now on star trek...

granted, you understand whats going on in star trek but your eyes are glued to the TV for the rest of your life waiting for more star trek to come up

i wish my hair was 2feet long and trihawked(for those of you who dont know its 3 mohawks, one on the left, middle and right side of your head) and it was blue and red!

Granted. You now sport that tri-hawk hairstyle. When walking on the streets, people stare at you whenever you walk past them. However, upon entering a certain gang's territory, you were pummelled by the gangsters there as they thought you were from a rival gang that sport the same exact hairstyle as yours.

I wish that I am the fastest gunslinger.

granted, you are the fastest gunslinger, but also the sloppiest so you were demoted to umm i dunno something lower than maggot...how about a mushroom? like not a poisonous one that makes people get high and not one that people eat either, so pretty much youre demoted to fungus

i wish i was an outcasted necromancer

granted. you are now an outcast necromancer. while trying to raise a skeleton, you accidentally mess up the spell and move your life to the skeleton. you die.

edit: i realized my wish mightv been a little inapprorpriate for the board so... new wish
i wish i knew what i won. the ad on the side of the screen just says "you've won"

granted, you won but did not get first place, instead, you got a couple stickers as a prize...

i wish i could understand woman {ya...like thatll ever happen....haha}