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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:15 pm

How can you be yourself AND the semi clad women apparently running to you?

that would fall into the 5% bracket I would NOT intercept.

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 28, 2002 1:15 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Fas, I'm a little surprised to see you here....

Hey i can delete my replies later on so i am perfectly safe. I have an exit strategy!

I am feeling pretty damn proud right now!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:16 pm

DW: Reading what?

@BS: Oh, I see. I had heard that Bertha The 300-lb Nympho just escaped from the Old-folks Home and was gunning for a little Fas-meat. I'm sure she would settle for a quick hot-BS-snack on the way. I'm worried for you, man.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:20 pm

Originally posted by CM

Hey i can delete my replies later on so i am perfectly safe. I have an exit strategy! I am feeling pretty damn proud right now!

Pride comes before a fall...proud young men become lonely old men...and other such adages!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

that would fall into the 5% bracket I would NOT intercept.

Ah, now it makes more sense! Thanks BS!

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 28, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

How can you be yourself AND the semi clad women apparently running to you?

Now I'm confused.

You see i have nothing against women.
It is just darkflames and there damn hugging, which might not be so bad after all i think.....not sure..... and yeah Bertha is BS's woman for sure. I only go for girls my age group. ie from 16 to 28!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:24 pm

@Gwally....Berthat doesn't scare me. The 300 lbs don't scare me.....The nympho part terrifies me.

Anytime Viv.

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 28, 2002 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

Pride comes before a fall...proud young men become lonely old men...and other such adages!

Yeah yeah....i have a way out. I will deal with the future later. I am happy now that is all that matters. And who ever said proud young men become lonely? They usually have the most old women (like you ysh

) running after them!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by CM

You see i have nothing against women.
It is just darkflames and there damn hugging, which might not be so bad after all i think.....not sure..... and yeah Bertha is BS's woman for sure. I only go for girls my age group. ie from 16 to 28!

Oh well! at least I tried

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by CM

You see i have nothing against women.
It is just darkflames and there damn hugging, which might not be so bad after all i think.....not sure..... and yeah Bertha is BS's woman for sure. I only go for girls my age group. ie from 16 to 28!

Yshania? DW? Gwally? Blood? Does anyone understand? This doesn't answer my question.

*sighs confusedly*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:27 pm

I will try to explain Viv.....

*leads Viv to a table in the corner*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:28 pm

Originally posted by CM

Yeah yeah....i have a way out. I will deal with the future later. I am happy now that is all that matters. And who ever said proud young men become lonely? They usually have the most old women (like you ysh ) running after them!

Don't flatter yourself too much my friend - not to ruin your mood and all - I only intend to humour

I couldn't be accused of cradle snatching, now could I?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
DW: Reading what?

I am reading IWA documents...specifically their thoughts on educating others about unionism..... *sigh*
Fascinating...but I have not yet found much on their views of the women's auxilliary undertaking this task.... Although that they are remarkably absent from this role in the post WW2 period does say quite a lot....

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 28, 2002 1:30 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Yshania? DW? Gwally? Blood? Does anyone understand? This doesn't answer my question.

*sighs confusedly*

Ok i don't like to boast. But i am Gods gift to women.....i know i know you don't believe me, but it is true. That is why i act like a chauvinist, to keep all the woman away from me....sadly it doesn't work....

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:30 pm

@Viv: Most men can barely keep it together when any one of you, DW, or Ysh are in the room. Now that all three of you are here, clearly poor Fas has lost his mind and has been reduced to a quivering heap of blabbering tissue. In other words, his confusion has led to your confusion. I would ignore him if I were you.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:31 pm

But i am Gods gift to women.....

I KNEW God had a sense of humor, but I didn't know it was that twisted.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

I KNEW God had a sense of humor, but I didn't know it was that twisted.

ROFLMAO!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Yshania? DW? Gwally? Blood? Does anyone understand? This doesn't answer my question.

*sighs confusedly*

I think what he means is that try as he might he is no longer able to resist the many charms offered by the DF

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:36 pm

*lets Bloodstalker lead her to a table, ready for the 'splaining to begin.*

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
@Viv: Most men can barely keep it together when any one of you, DW, or Ysh are in the room. Now that all three of you are here, clearly poor Fas has lost his mind and has been reduced to a quivering heap of blabbering tissue. In other words, his confusion has led to your confusion. I would ignore him if I were you.

Okay, I'll try that

But you did see that he said HE was going to be the semi clad woman running to HIMSELF? Then he babbled about being God's gift? I'm confused

*reads DW's post on unionization and WW2 and gets even more confused*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:37 pm

Originally posted by CM
Ok i don't like to boast. But i am Gods gift to women.....i know i know you don't believe me, but it is true. That is why i act like a chauvinist, to keep all the woman away from me....sadly it doesn't work....

*Fires up the ol’ Fas-to-English Translator…*

“God’s Gift to Women” = descriptive phrase roughly equivalent to ‘Genital Wart on Humanity’s Groin’.