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A LINK instead of this huge pic would really please me (and others as well) now

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]She wants to burn me. And all I've ever done is because I love her. [/QUOTE]

I've been there. In fact, I still am. Let's have a drink and curse the female gender in general until one shows up

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I've been there. In fact, I still am. Let's have a drink and curse the female gender in general until one shows up [/QUOTE]

Oh Good. *raises the glass*

Women really suck... I mean... how can we ever fall in love with them? They bore us, spend all our money, and want us to avoid getting drunk!

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Oh Good. *raises the glass*

Women really suck... I mean... how can we ever fall in love with them? They bore us, spend all our money, and want us to avoid getting drunk![/QUOTE]

It's cause they got the market cornered on the most popular commodity in the male market, that's why

ROFLMAO!!!

Yeah, they hold a monopoly

And they know it. It's enough to drive a man to drink.

See, at least there is a bright side

Yeah, specially when they pay the drinks

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It's cause they got the market cornered on the most popular commodity in the male market, that's why [/QUOTE]

You boys need to learn how to train women. It's rather fun. It's all about self-control. You show the girl you can restrain yourself and stop begging for some, and eventually your girl will come to YOU instead of the other way around. Then you'll be in control and have the most popular commodity in the female market. Just keep getting drunk and passing out until they ask for it.

[QUOTE=Magrus]You boys need to learn how to train women. It's rather fun. It's all about self-control. You show the girl you can restrain yourself and stop begging for some, and eventually your girl will come to YOU instead of the other way around. Then you'll be in control and have the most popular commodity in the female market. Just keep getting drunk and passing out until they ask for it. [/QUOTE]

This is a speech from the ultimate girl catcher, mr Magrus. Now, everybody please, stand up and clap loud

I prefer my own method. It allows me to drink without conscienc e

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]This is a speech from the ultimate girl catcher, mr Magrus. Now, everybody please, stand up and clap loud [/QUOTE]

Thank you, thank you. You don't need to stand up and clap, it's really unnecessary. No, don't sit down, get me another drink!

Hehehehe... Magrus is defending the girls, he hasnt used any arguments agains them...

BS and me, in the other hand...

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hehehehe... Magrus is defending the girls, he hasnt used any arguments agains them...

BS and me, in the other hand... [/QUOTE]

Sometimes I defend them, I thought I was trying to let you all in on how to train girls though. I don't think they happen to like that kind of information getting out. My friend slapped me for telling her boyfriend that same thing once.

He bought me a drink though. It was worth it.

That girl is mean... did she hurt you?

I've been slapped once, by a six years younger girl, when I told her she was acting stupid at a table. My wish was to spank her (I was 15, mind you) but I took a deep breath and told her that I could not bear her presence if she kept spanking people.

She never done that again, and apologized two hours later in front of my friends.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]That girl is mean... did she hurt you?

I've been slapped once, by a six years younger girl, when I told her she was acting stupid at a table. My wish was to spank her (I was 15, mind you) but I took a deep breath and told her that I could not bear her presence if she kept spanking people.

She never done that again, and apologized two hours later in front of my friends.[/QUOTE]

Well, I was in 4th grade, so 9-10 years old, and she was in 3rd grade, so like 8-9 years old. Interesting young lady, I was flirting with her and she looked up at me and hauled off and kicked me. Now, this girl wasn't your average 9 year old. Knee-high boots and was umm, quite a bit more developed than most girls were at 14. Kick hurt like you wouldn't believe.

Some other girl tried it once too, I grabbed her foot and put her on the ground mid-kick in the mall. Reason why? Her boyfriend shoved me and I put HIM on the ground, so she tried kicking me for him. One more reason mall security follows me everywhere.

Barbequeing in February huh?? I did that about a week ago actually. How is everyone?

Edit: Wait a minute. This is the middle of march. What the hell am I thinking?

Aegis is selling togas, Magrus is confused, making burgers, I'm trying to roast a sheep but Brynn says it is a bad thing to kill sheep.

I want to make a bbq at my house too, and invite you all.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Aegis is selling togas, Magrus is confused, making burgers, I'm trying to roast a sheep but Brynn says it is a bad thing to kill sheep.

I want to make a bbq at my house too, and invite you all. [/QUOTE]

Whats wrong with people? Winter is the BEST time for a BBQ. You stand in front of the hot grill, it keeps you warm rather than sweating in front of it in the summer. You get twisted, grill some steaks or burgers, or BBQ chicken and have a blast. It's awesome!

We should have a Crawfish Boil! Boil up about 250 lbs of crawfish with potatoes and corn on the cob and Zatarain's Crab and Shrimp Boil. Yummy. Then you spread out newspaper all over a picnic table and dump everything on that. pick through it until gone. Served with lots of Beer.

[QUOTE=jopperm2]We should have a Crawfish Boil! Boil up about 250 lbs of crawfish with potatoes and corn on the cob and Zatarain's Crab and Shrimp Boil. Yummy. Then you spread out newspaper all over a picnic table and dump everything on that. pick through it until gone. Served with lots of Beer.[/QUOTE]

You SOO just made it known you live in the south with the crawfish thing man.