The Leather and Lace Cafe

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:43 am

I think a spork is a spoon with prongs.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:52 am

That's what it is yes.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:16 am

*unties her horse to ride him, gets on and rides around a field*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:18 am

g2g*rides off at a gallop*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:19 am

Have fun.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:25 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Have fun.

[/QUOTE]

Don't we always?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:26 am

I try my hardest. Sometimes, that's too hard and bruising occur's though.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:20 am

[QUOTE=Scary Hose Man (Mag

)]That's what it is yes.[/QUOTE]

Score!

I have one of those blue-tacked to my bedroom wall

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:22 am

Ha, scary-hose man?

Sporks are supposed to cut down the need on flatware, and are supposed to be safer than forks. Heh, "safe" is a relative term. Spork the enemy!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:24 am

They're great for flicking food as well. You can pick up plastic ones for free at my local supermarket

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:25 am

Free sporks?! Your lucky!

Oh yes, they're great for making little catapults with to launch flaming marshmellow's with when camping.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:55 am

I made a cool hat byb sticking a load of (free) sporks into a polystyrene cone

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:57 am

Ha, that sounds awesome.

I got really messed up with some friends one night two years ago, demanded the little kids crowns at Burger King and stood on one of their tables and kept ordering people around until they booted me out. Then had to do the obligatory "you can't do this to me! I'm the burger king!" as I was kicked out.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:02 pm

lol, you shoulda done that wearing my spork crown!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:03 pm

If they had sporks, I probably would have tried defending myself with one. Alas, they kept the flatware behind the counter. Probably for just such a reason.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:08 pm

Bah! I hate this computer!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:09 pm

What's the problem?

Come over and use mine?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:13 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]What's the problem?

Come over and use mine?

[/QUOTE]
Sure, I'll be right over! (pretending to *get in car*) I'll have one soon.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:13 pm

Don't trust him! He's evil!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:15 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Sure, I'll be right over! (pretending to *get in car*) I'll have one soon.[/QUOTE]

That's right, your boss let you have that truck! Did they take it back after what happened?

Really, what's it your trying to do though thats causing a problem?

[QUOTE=Donkey] Don't trust him! He's evil! [/QUOTE]

Uh-huh. Point being?