The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:09 pm

Im confused.

I confess!

BTW; What did I just confess to? Im confused!

Hill was my accompliss!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:10 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]

I'm not a lawyer. I'm a barmaid. What are you talking about Ravager? I do my humble best to rescue you; I try to ensure that the kidnappers and their associates are brought to trial; the professionals all go to bed with no sense that justice delayed is justice denied; and now you turn on me?

Sharper than a serpent's tooth is the ingratitude of a rescued computer programme[/QUOTE]
I would like to take this time to thank you for using Ms's.. error, malfunction, resetting... I would like to take this time to thank you for using MS's.. fatal error, application could not be opened.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:12 pm

For the Record...Chus has confessed...now I need you chus to confess what went on and how Hill plays a part of this.

Then Hill you can tell your story

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:12 pm

Whats with all this microsoft and the like? I take it this means that I am absolved of all crimes and Chus' fantasies?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:13 pm

Your honor, I motion to dismiss the case; confessions render evidence redundant. (Chus is a puppet to frame Hill)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:14 pm

Nope, you're always guilty for something around here Hill.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:16 pm

What about innocent until proven guilty...

I wouldn't talk, Mr. spamming conspiring mastermind.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:17 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Nope, you're always guilty for something around here Hill.

[/QUOTE]

Yes, that is something small and inconspicuous. If you want to blame something major, go after someone with more time on their hands.

Athena rules and should always be honoured for the temptress she is. Bow in her glory, logic and intelligence. On that note, good day.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:17 pm

Hill gave me a moonpie to kidnap ravager. End of story.

What can I say, Im a simple guy.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:19 pm

:speech:

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:19 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Your honor, I motion to dismiss the case; confessions render evidence redundant. (Chus is a puppet to frame Hill)[/QUOTE]
Why would they frame Hill? what is it that Hill could know that would scare them if he released it out into the open?:mischief:

@Hill, sucking up to the wrong person wont help you

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:22 pm

Slade, they would frame him because he's a rich busy scientifically sexy gentleman. I rest my case.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:30 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Slade, they would frame him because he's a rich busy scientifically sexy gentleman. I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
May I remind you of your duties, and that your not carring a proffessional attitude toward your client:mischief:

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:32 pm

determining characteristics have nothing to do with sexual attraction, my friend.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:35 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]determining characteristics have nothing to do with sexual attraction, my friend.[/QUOTE]
bah...

Remind me that when I commit a crime and Fiona handcuffs

and then brings me to the HBI....that you represent me

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:36 pm

ok, but Slade, can you say 'she's a rich busy scientifically sexy woman' without feeling very attracted to her?

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:37 pm

*Bursts into courtroom, scattering large burly bailiffs every which way*

No you can't do this to hill! He was innocent I tell you innocent! He was with me the night of the crime, we were discussing post counts and why people like Fable so much! wait! no! He's...

*is carried off by two armed police men who handcuff him*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:38 pm

ALAS! Slade, the alibi you might have asked for...

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:38 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]ok, but Slade, can you say 'she's a rich busy scientifically sexy woman' without feeling very attracted to her?

[/QUOTE]
No...and I didnt plan to...I dont need to say that to feel attracted to her
Can you really say the same about Hill

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:40 pm

Maybe

(Poker face)