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*coughs* Canteloupe and strawberries go wonderful with cheap rum and grenadine. I got twisted off my fruit mix like you wouldn't believe. One cup of the fruit stuff, can cover up enough booze to keep me DRUNK for hours sipping on it if you add the grenadine.

Oh, don't pickle your brain, just liberal drunkeness, every other day for a while.

The force is strong with you Brynn, my dear.

I should find some semblance of sleep as I spent all night taking care of my sick friend instead of sleeping.

The force was strong in me all week. I got twisted and danced to Steve Miller and Skynard, and AC/DC.

[QUOTE=Magrus] Oh, that's cute. Well I'm a disciple of a god of Death so bugger off holy man. [/QUOTE]

I am so glad my disiples are still out in force.

[QUOTE=Brynn] Oh

You can cross out the first right now. You won't be alone for the rest of your life, don't worry. Relax, that's what everybody thinks at that age...

Why do you think that truth is lie? [/QUOTE]

well, i have been lied to, to many times. so yea the truth seems like lies at times. and most relationships ive been in, dont last a month at times. so yea, someones conspiring agenst me, so i will more then likely stay single.

I'm drunk. What shall I do, fellow heathens?

[QUOTE=Magrus]Canteloupe [QUOTE/]


I can now show off what I have learned from T.V!!! Alton Brown ons a show called Good Cooking (I think that is the Name of it, I'm not sure though) And he says that there has never been a REAL Canteloupe eaten in America. What people have acctually been eating is Muskmelon. A fruit witch is pretty darn close to The Canteloupe. The real Canteloupe is in Italy or france. I'm not sure wich one it is though.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'm drunk. What shall I do, fellow heathens?[/QUOTE]

I say, bring on the wenches. Usually doesn't work when I say it though.

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]And he says that there has never been a REAL Canteloupe eaten in America. What people have acctually been eating is Muskmelon.[/QUOTE]

Well, now I'm pissed. If I've been eating muskmelon and paying for canteloupe I want my money back!

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Oozit is a pervert...

You are a pervert...

We are all perverts...

Damn.[/QUOTE]

The Heathens? Perverts? NEVER!

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]I have nothing to say, 'cept

nipple[/QUOTE]

Yet has there ever been a more deep, profound statement then that what is "nipple"?

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]The answer to all problems in the world... If there is war, you say Nipple and feel much better. [/QUOTE]

Couldn't have said that better myself, mate! Ruddy brilliant!

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'm drunk. What shall I do, fellow heathens?[/QUOTE]

Cure Jopper of his almost-Freudian obsession with pickles???

In summation...nipple

(and damn, I need to start getting online earlier when people are actually here! confounded time zones! )

well, im sorry to worry everyone. i was on some good meds that made me depressed. been taken um a week and just read the warnings lol. remember kiddies. reading is a good thing.

[QUOTE=Demortis]well, im sorry to worry everyone. i was on some good meds that made me depressed. been taken um a week and just read the warnings lol. remember kiddies. reading is a good thing.[/QUOTE]

Oh, the things I've seen from people taking things without knowing about them first. Be careful with that kind of thing man, certain chemicals being introduced into your body that you shouldn't take can cause serious, permanent problems. Beleive me on that one, I know all too well. I just did as doctors bade me to do, they screwed up and I'm stuck with it. I can't imagine the damage someone taking things they shouldn't on their own could possibly do.

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij][QUOTE=Magrus]Canteloupe [QUOTE/]


I can now show off what I have learned from T.V!!! Alton Brown ons a show called Good Cooking (I think that is the Name of it, I'm not sure though) And he says that there has never been a REAL Canteloupe eaten in America. What people have acctually been eating is Muskmelon. A fruit witch is pretty darn close to The Canteloupe. The real Canteloupe is in Italy or france. I'm not sure wich one it is though.[/QUOTE]

What I want to know is what are we eating when we buy muskmelon?

It's a green melon at the store and what they market as canteloupe is orange. Puzzling.

yes, well these drugs were to clear my sinuses up, well they worked, to well. but yes im all better, just alil more insain.




SHUT UP MISTER BEAR!!!!!!!

Ah, insane is fine with me.

insanity, profanity, nipplelity those are the cornerstones of the citadel well alcohol too naturally but that one goes really without saying..

anybody else bored?

@B: of course i'm interested seeing your bow.. but remember to include your sister to the photo too.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]anybody else bored?[/QUOTE]


GOD, out of my Skull!!!!

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]insanity, profanity, nipplelity those are the cornerstones of the citadel well alcohol too naturally but that one goes really without saying..

anybody else bored?

@B: of course i'm interested seeing your bow.. but remember to include your sister to the photo too.[/QUOTE]

*slaps the bar* Gimme some friggin drinks. NOW. Or we'll be dealing with some insanity and profanity, minus the nipplelity, all over the citadel.

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]GOD, out of my Skull!!!![/QUOTE]

please, call me locke or mr nipple

@Magrus:well since B or other members of the fairer sex are not present the absence of nipplelity is more than welcomed and the fairer sex doesn't mean dogs, just for you to know oozit

[QUOTE=Brynn]Wow, it worked! I didn't expect such a fantastic result [/QUOTE]

The best results are usually stumbled on by mistake. Why, I recollect my uncle Ezekial. Ol' Zeke was always the brainy type, Hell, he was the only kid in school to be able to do those complex rithmatic problems like 2+3+7=11. It was impressive, most youngin's at the time could handle two numbers, but add that third in and it all went to Hell. Could be he had an advantage though, he did spend three times as long in the first grade than ever'body else. Musta soaked up a little more than the one year kids.

Anyhoo, he always figured himself the inventor type. He came up with some doozies too, hardhats for huntin' dogs so's the porch wouldn't hurt'em if it fell, inflatable car doors for use on the newer models around here which didn't have their doors anymore, that kinda thing. But the best thing he ever done was an accident. The man actually discovered a scientific fact that was published in the local Hogfarmers and Dairy Weekly.

It all started when he was asked by pappy to milk cows. Now being the smart type, he'd never been to much involved in any hands on farm work, so he went to the barn, stayed for about 30 seconds, and came back all bruises, beat up, and looking like he'd been run over by a train. He never would answer what happened to him, but when Pappy suggested he not milk the cows anymore, he got a wild gleam in his eye and demanded to do it again.

Well, next moring, ol' Zeke gets up, and head to the barn. This time he stays about 3 hours though before he comes back, looking as good as he did when he left (which ain't saying much really), runs to his room and slams the door.

We couldn't figure what in the world he was doing till about three weeks later when he called us and told us he'd been published. It all became clear when Granny ran out and got the Weekly and lo and behold, there on the back page was Ol' Zekes scientific fact under the "Words of Wisdom from Unejicated Idjuts" The words? Oh, that, well, they simply read, short and sweet:

"Contrary to poupular belief, mistakenly milking a bull when you go to milk the cows is not dangerous in any way. However, realizing your mistake and stopping could get you killed"

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]please, call me locke or mr nipple

@Magrus:well since B or other members of the fairer sex are not present the absence of nipplelity is more than welcomed and the fairer sex doesn't mean dogs, just for you to know oozit [/QUOTE]

Oozit, bane of my existance. We should smoke him and make dog jerky and ship him overseas for $5 a pound. Then I could drink without someone humping my leg!

@BS, that, is hilarious!

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The best results are usually stumbled on by mistake. Why, I recollect my uncle Ezekial. Ol' Zeke was always the brainy type, Hell, he was the only kid in school to be able to do those complex rithmatic problems like 2+3+7=11. It was impressive, most youngin's at the time could handle two numbers, but add that third in and it all went to Hell. Could be he had an advantage though, he did spend three times as long in the first grade than ever'body else. Musta soaked up a little more than the one year kids.

Anyhoo, he always figured himself the inventor type. He came up with some doozies too, hardhats for huntin' dogs so's the porch wouldn't hurt'em if it fell, inflatable car doors for use on the newer models around here which didn't have their doors anymore, that kinda thing. But the best thing he ever done was an accident. The man actually discovered a scientific fact that was published in the local Hogfarmers and Dairy Weekly.

It all started when he was asked by pappy to milk cows. Now being the smart type, he'd never been to much involved in any hands on farm work, so he went to the barn, stayed for about 30 seconds, and came back all bruises, beat up, and looking like he'd been run over by a train. He never would answer what happened to him, but when Pappy suggested he not milk the cows anymore, he got a wild gleam in his eye and demanded to do it again.

Well, next moring, ol' Zeke gets up, and head to the barn. This time he stays about 3 hours though before he comes back, looking as good as he did when he left (which ain't saying much really), runs to his room and slams the door.

We couldn't figure what in the world he was doing till about three weeks later when he called us and told us he'd been published. It all became clear when Granny ran out and got the Weekly and lo and behold, there on the back page was Ol' Zekes scientific fact under the "Words of Wisdom from Unejicated Idjuts" The words? Oh, that, well, they simply read, short and sweet:

"Contrary to poupular belief, mistakenly milking a bull when you go to milk the cows is not dangerous in any way. However, realizing your mistake and stopping could get you killed"[/QUOTE]

hehehe ROFL!!! damn you can't go, or atleast make these stories while driving and post them in here from some road side cafe that has connection..