BS's jouney thru SYM's tunnels ISO love

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:56 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Pervy hobbit fanciers seem to be everywhere these days.

Man, Ode, I just had to drag up this old thread again after that comment

** takes a MC² - C.C.B. mix ** Well, I'm off for a bit of a lie-down, see y'all on Monday ** downs his mix and drops to the floor **

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:02 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I also pointed this out in the BG2 thread, but here goes. Ignoring your comment about halflings being more desirable because they're "funny looking" (?), the extra point of constitution is well offset by the halfling's need to use a stepladder to do something so simple as give you a kiss. And of course it's far harder to appear as an authority figure to one's children if they're almost a foot taller than you, as is likely to be the case for the halfling parent with quarterlings .

My argument for this is:
You assume I would be a human myself

They picked elf for me when I did that D&D test...

An elf bard/mage with a strength of 3

Clearly the height difference would not be *that* bad...

Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.

*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 10, 2002 9:02 am

Seeya Monday @Eerhardt.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 10, 2002 9:10 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Clearly the height difference would not be *that* bad...

Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.

*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*

Agreed on the Paladin part. *shudder*.

I was an elf according to that DnD test too. Only I was a ranger/druid. Go Mielikki!

The height difference would still be a minor (snigger) problem. And if you were an elf the halfling would grow old and die long before you did, not to mention the stamina issue would no longer matter because the maximum you could have would be 17 too. What's the point in a halfling who can go "that extra mile" if he has to "go it alone"?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat May 11, 2002 2:00 am

Oh spanish caravan take me away.
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain.
Under a blue sky with fields full of rain.
I have to see you again and again.

(Snicker).

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat May 11, 2002 10:33 am

Vivien you're my kind of lady...

Originally posted by Vivien
Clearly, Halflings are superior lovers...

[and...]

My argument for this is:
You assume I would be a human myself

They picked elf for me when I did that D&D test...

An elf bard/mage with a strength of 3

Clearly the height difference would not be *that* bad...

Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.

*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*

...*hug*

because of you, short people got reason to live.

BTW, do you have anything against halfling paladins? *crosses fingers*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat May 11, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Clearly, Halflings are superior lovers.

And there are surely certain advantages to their height, wouldn't you say?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat May 11, 2002 3:19 pm

Re: Vivien you're my kind of lady...

Originally posted by Maharlika

BTW, do you have anything against halfling paladins? *crosses fingers*

Judgin from her post it depends on their view on life in celibat.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat May 11, 2002 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.

*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*

Ahah, but my lady, a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour, they protect the heart from wicked ways and their beauty will always be held in the best light by a Paladin. Truly, a Paladin is one that would lavish attention on you beyond compare, try one, you'll never go back.

Word · Post by **Word** » Sat May 11, 2002 4:48 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

Ahah, but my lady, a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour, they protect the heart from wicked ways and their beauty will always be held in the best light by a Paladin. Truly, a Paladin is one that would lavish attention on you beyond compare, try one, you'll never go back.

As the hooker in baldur's gate said

"they just look so HARD !!!!"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat May 11, 2002 5:24 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour, they protect the heart from wicked ways

Yes, but everyone who isn't a paladin knows that wicked ways = more fun

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat May 11, 2002 5:34 pm

I can vouch for hobits. I know six girls who each claim that hairy feet are a turn on...so elves don't get a look in, I'm afraid: Orcs on the other hand...I have heard a lady tell me that she likes the gutteral inflections of the orcish tongue (Ash nack a nazarack or whatever it is...)

Paladins, I cannot speak for. Will ask around at school on Monday and get back to ya nips

...

Ahah, but my lady, a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour

Cold, hollow, full of holes and good to put on before a bit of rough n tumble?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat May 11, 2002 6:18 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Yes, but everyone who isn't a paladin knows that wicked ways = more fun

And there are some Paladins who are just plain wicked.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat May 11, 2002 6:22 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
And there are some Paladins who are just plain wicked.

Are they, really!?

I've never come across any Paladins who are also wicked... Have you?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat May 11, 2002 6:33 pm

Originally posted by Minerva

Are they, really!? I've never come across any Paladins who are also wicked... Have you?

I knew one...a Most Holy of the Holy Paladins/Cavaliers, but nowadays he is in retirement.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat May 11, 2002 7:30 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I knew one...a Most Holy of the Holy Paladins/Cavaliers, but nowadays he is in retirement.

After he was the hacked up Cavalier on the run

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 12, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I knew one...a Most Holy of the Holy Paladins/Cavaliers, but nowadays he is in retirement.

In other words he got a "Fallen status" for SMACKing Aerie

@Lainy : LOL

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun May 12, 2002 3:57 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

In other words he got a "Fallen status" for SMACKing Aerie

@Lainy : LOL

LOL I think we're the only ones that remember that

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Sun May 12, 2002 4:33 pm

@T': I remember that! (from my less shamefull lurking days

)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun May 12, 2002 5:23 pm

@ Morlock, as opposed to the more shameful spamming days?