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Posted: Fri May 10, 2002 8:56 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Pervy hobbit fanciers seem to be everywhere these days. 
Man, Ode, I just had to drag up
this old thread again after that comment
** takes a MC² - C.C.B. mix ** Well, I'm off for a bit of a lie-down, see y'all on Monday ** downs his mix and drops to the floor **
Posted: Fri May 10, 2002 9:02 am
by Vivien
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I also pointed this out in the BG2 thread, but here goes. Ignoring your comment about halflings being more desirable because they're "funny looking" (?), the extra point of constitution is well offset by the halfling's need to use a stepladder to do something so simple as give you a kiss. And of course it's far harder to appear as an authority figure to one's children if they're almost a foot taller than you, as is likely to be the case for the halfling parent with quarterlings .
My argument for this is:
You assume I would be a human myself
They picked elf for me when I did that D&D test...
An elf bard/mage with a strength of 3
Clearly the height difference would not be *that* bad...
Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.
*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*
Posted: Fri May 10, 2002 9:02 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Seeya Monday @Eerhardt.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2002 9:10 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Vivien
Clearly the height difference would not be *that* bad...
Besides a halfling would be much better than some stuffy human *shudders* paladin.
*imagines Paladins would be shinning their armor and praying instead of lavashing affection on women as they should*
Agreed on the Paladin part. *shudder*.
I was an elf according to that DnD test too. Only I was a ranger/druid. Go Mielikki!
The height difference would still be a minor (snigger) problem. And if you were an elf the halfling would grow old and die long before you did, not to mention the stamina issue would no longer matter because the maximum you could have would be 17 too. What's the point in a halfling who can go "that extra mile" if he has to "go it alone"?
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 2:00 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Oh spanish caravan take me away.
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain.
Under a blue sky with fields full of rain.
I have to see you again and again.
(Snicker).
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 2:32 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vivien
Clearly, Halflings are superior lovers.
And there are surely certain advantages to their height, wouldn't you say?
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 3:19 pm
by Dottie
Re: Vivien you're my kind of lady...
Originally posted by Maharlika
BTW, do you have anything against halfling paladins? *crosses fingers*
Judgin from her post it depends on their view on life in celibat.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 4:16 pm
by Nippy
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 4:48 pm
by Word
Originally posted by Nippy
Ahah, but my lady, a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour, they protect the heart from wicked ways and their beauty will always be held in the best light by a Paladin. Truly, a Paladin is one that would lavish attention on you beyond compare, try one, you'll never go back.
As the hooker in baldur's gate said
"they just look so
HARD !!!!"
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 5:24 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Nippy
a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour, they protect the heart from wicked ways
Yes, but everyone who isn't a paladin knows that wicked ways = more fun
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 5:34 pm
by frogus
I can vouch for hobits. I know
six girls who each claim that hairy feet are a turn on...so elves don't get a look in, I'm afraid: Orcs on the other hand...I have heard a lady tell me that she likes the gutteral inflections of the orcish tongue (Ash nack a nazarack or whatever it is...)
Paladins, I cannot speak for. Will ask around at school on Monday and get back to ya nips
...
Ahah, but my lady, a Paladin knows that a woman is like some good armour
Cold, hollow, full of holes and good to put on before a bit of rough n tumble?
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 6:18 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 6:22 pm
by Minerva
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 6:33 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Minerva
Are they, really!? I've never come across any Paladins who are also wicked... Have you?
I knew one...a Most Holy of the Holy Paladins/Cavaliers, but nowadays he is in retirement.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2002 7:30 pm
by T'lainya
Originally posted by Weasel
I knew one...a Most Holy of the Holy Paladins/Cavaliers, but nowadays he is in retirement.
After he was the hacked up Cavalier on the run
Posted: Sun May 12, 2002 2:30 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Sun May 12, 2002 3:57 pm
by T'lainya
Posted: Sun May 12, 2002 4:33 pm
by Morlock
@T': I remember that! (from my less shamefull lurking days
)
Posted: Sun May 12, 2002 5:23 pm
by T'lainya
@ Morlock, as opposed to the more shameful spamming days?
because of you, short people got reason to live. 
