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Wish Granted. Your ex accepts your proposal, but she's changed. She weighs 400 pounds...... in one leg alone. She is constantly asking you to hang out. Her voice is now so high pitched all you hear when she talks is a loud abnoxis screech. And to top it off, a backfire on your wish means you two are permantly together. Have fun love-birds.:laugh:



I wish the drinking age was 16

Granted, but after several intense months of binge drinking, you develop Cirrhosis, and must give up drinking.

I wish I lived in Canada.

Granted, you know live in Canda. Of course your course is that where you live is not poulated by people, but only wild animals. (which is pretty much all of canada:laugh: ) Lacking human interaction you slowly go mentally insane, and when finally reintroduced back into the regualar human society, you go crazy and kill 57 postal workers and then yourself. Have fun in the underworld, Canadian.:laugh:

I wish I could order my parents around intead of the reverse.

granted, you can order your parents around, but randomly you got your girlfriend(or some random girl) pregnant and she has the kid 1 hour later...and now he can boss YOU around

i wish i had more kittens to finish up my evil army of them...

granted but you spend the rest of yur waking hours lacktating them for your own pleasure,.. Ummm Yummmy

I wish that in order to keep the world a safer place for kittens we desolve all cannines in the USA into vat of acid and use the residue for fuel.

granted, me and you both live a good life, but its short since everyone hates us now and threw us into the acid vat so ya were dead...

i wish i could resurrect myself

granted but you are reborn a half oger and you owe the government a lot of dough,
I wish I was I had a new Game Banshee T -Shirt, the size without the arrw in it:]

granted, you get your new GB t-shirt, but it was covered in skunk smell, and your mom(parent/guardian...life partner...landlord...or the government if youre by yourself) wouldnt let you keep it, you were kicked out of the house and bound to live on the street with nothing but your skunky t shirt...

i wish i had swords like cloud(from Final Fantasy) and be a pro at wielding them

Granted but your sword is made of silly putty and falls apart as you try to weild it. However, your school administration, (intelligent as they are) still deem it a weapon. they have the cops come and aresst you for bring a dangerous weapon on the campus. You try to argue your point in courts (same inteligence level as the School admin:laugh: ) but you are given the maximum time. Due to a fluke in the computers, You are sent to a high level maximum security prison for life. Hurray for jail!


I wish everyone was as intelectual as me.

im not in college i cant go on campus im still in high school haha...
but ya...granted, everyone is as intelectual as you...(you spelt it wrong its intellectual i believe...) and ya, now we're all as intellectual as lamp posts

dam, i forgot my wish again...i wish i was a lamp post

Granted. You are now a lamp post. However, it ended when some drunk driver swerved to the kerb and hit the lamp post (you) and eventually tipped over and fall to the ground.

I wish that my car's armour is as thick as tank's armour.

granted. your car is now too heavy to move. but you have a nice armored vehicle.

i wish i didnt have to play my trumpet at the football game tomorrow

granted, you are now ON the football team...naked...and you are forced to play the entire game, until the err...last down?(i dont know how football games go lol) and ya...in which you are tackled for the 100th time and lost your err...you know where this is going...no more kids for you

i wish my hair would be trihawked! (i attempted about 3 hours ago, but its down to my shoulders and only had enough hair cement and wood glue for one mohawk...so i washed it out before the wood glue dried...)

granted. you get killed because people think you're a member of an opposing gang in a gang war.

i wish my gf was online(i can think of a million ways this could go wrong, have fun)

Granted, but she begins playing WoW religiously, and you are no longer able to see her. Your relationship now consists of AIM and WoW raids.

I wish it would rain more.

granted, it rains more...the world drowns

i wish my new kitten would stop biting my feet to wake me up for school...(i swear she knows when im supposed to wake up, and how to get me up the easiest way...dam her for choosing me to sleep with out of all other 5 people in my family...)

Granted

Your kitten now pees on your face to wake you up.

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I wish I knew why my computer isn't loading websites or letting me onto MSN.

granted but you keep going in a time loop that does not allow start up and figure the only thing to solve it is to ride it out. Yeah Way Out.

I wish My birds would change colors?

granted, they change colours in shades of grey, but only because they now age faster(these birds are special obviously and get grey feathers when they get old)

i wish i got 100%s on all of my english and math tests

Granted. You can now never recieve a grade lower then a 100 % on any english or math tests. However, You teachers begin to beilieve that you are a genius and send you to a higher math level. This happens again. You are sent up higher and higher until you are in college level math. since you only get 100's in Math and english you fail all other subjects. The only degree you can recieve is a math/english teacher.(take your pick) However, getting 100's doenst mean that the your teachers conferred any of their knowlodge onto you. You cannot teach the subject, and since their are no tests to get hundreds on, you are fired. You spend the rest of your life, homeless. The only money you recieve is by getting students to pay you to do their math and english tests for them. You die poor, homeless, BUT mourned by students everywhere.:laugh:

I Gamebashee forums had a speel check. :laugh: