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[QUOTE=Ravager]Hey! She's mine!
[/QUOTE]

yeah yeah.. i'm sure cheis will keep you company until hill arrives.. besides, atleast i'm not declaring she's my property or anything.. that's just not the right way to treat a lovely lady ...

and i believe a soothing, relaxing and envigorating massage is much more to her liking than getting sprayed with your hose

@rav: right about that one.. you're really starting to get the hang of it.. atleast someday.. don't let it kick you down.. you'll get it

This is quite a party!
LOL! I'm chatty enough to bore everyone to tears!!

ch85us2001 wrote:Quantity and quality count

*nods* I'll remember that. Expanding on the story... hmm...

*hits Locke over the back of the head with a champagne bottle knocking him out*

NICE!

yeah yeah.. i'm sure cheis will keep you company until hill arrives

I believe chu's busy... with his keyboard companion.

*chus finds a cookie under the sofa* YEEHAW! *eats five year old cookie* *runs to the bathroom to vomit*

This is before I went to . . . bed

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]This is before I went to . . . bed[/QUOTE]

...with your keyboard.

*Locke's still passed out*
That must be how you found him, chu.

[QUOTE=Ravager]*nods* I'll remember that. Expanding on the story... hmm...

*hits Locke over the back of the head with a champagne bottle knocking him out*

NICE! [/QUOTE]

*wakes up, dusts himself from the possible dirt on the floor*
now seriously.. resorting to violence is just so unbecoming in front of a beautiful lady.. Ches, you should really see who you allow to enter your party.. this hooligan is certainly not very civilized..

*fish slaps Ravager, dresses him in a toga and pushes him in the Sytze's, BS's and Fas' tent of burning manly love with a large card saying: "present"*

take that boyo.. seriously.. i apologise aegis, but smth had to be done..

*dances nerdily* Oh yeah!

*fish slaps Ravager, dresses him in a toga and pushes him in the Sytze's and Fas' tent of burning manly love with a large card saying: "present"*

Ohh! That's IT! Brings out the *real* pressure washer (Made in Germany) and fires it at Locke. Fortunately it's on a low setting. More than enough to knock you out, put you in a box and ship you off to Vladivostok. Try getting back from there! *evil laugh*

*looks around* Too much?

You are party animals....
Is there any more Happy Punch???

I believe there's a nice stash of the stuff next to the everlasting koolaid. Minus the cow flavouring...

I'd be happy to get some with you.

RAVADAVAVAVAGAVALAVADOO! Dont be so violent at my party *chus kisses alicia very heartily while she puts on a show*

[QUOTE=Ravager]I believe there's a nice stash of the stuff next to the everlasting koolaid. Minus the cow flavouring...

I'd be happy to get some with you. [/QUOTE]

Thanks Rav, that would be loverly.....

Thanks Rav, that would be loverly.....

Let's just avoid the crazy man...

*takes a wide berth around the obviously crazy man kissing a keyboard*

You and rav could come upstairs with alicia and me

[QUOTE=Ravager]Let's just avoid the crazy man...

*takes a wide berth around the obviously crazy man kissing a keyboard* [/QUOTE]
Wise decision.....

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ohh! That's IT! Brings out the *real* pressure washer (Made in Germany) and fires it at Locke. Fortunately it's on a low setting. More than enough to knock you out, put you in a box and ship you off to Vladivostok. Try getting back from there! *evil laugh* [/QUOTE]

*seconds after being shipped out, another box comes to the apartment from which Locke emerges unharmed*

now you're not exactly playing hard ball here.. do you even know what it was i allowed to happen to you after leaving you in the tent? thought so.. well read some and you might find out..

nice trip, here's some vodka and caviar.. enjoy ppl. thanks for the trip R, but more stuffing on the next time, it was kind of uncomfortable at times..

*slips a sedative pill in rav's drink which he greedily gulps in couple of sips.. passing out to the floor. taking the necessary precautions done by cheis, rav is prepared for fed-express trip..*

*hours later when Rav wakes he notices that his somewhere his newer been before, just before him he sees a sign that reads: Welcome to grunty's pantless marine's boot camp, if you read this you're in. say goodbye to your life forever*

now you don't want to know how they punish the ppl they drag back from AWOL, and they always find them

oh never mind, since the war procedures have been halted, i have your release form here Rav.. as long as you play nicely we can both enjoy the evening ok?

ROFL!

i have your release form here Rav.. as long as you play nicely we can both enjoy the evening ok?

I don't think I want to be indebted to you Locke, thanks all the same...

Uses the obligatory phone call to arrange bail and immunity form the boot camp. Thank goodness for diplomats!

*soon arrives back at the party*

Ooh! Look what I brought back from the boot camp! Americans should really be more careful with their armories....

LMAO!! Pretty sure I've never been to a party where people end up in boot camp......
I think I should lay off the vodka....gotta make sure I don't get shipped somewhere...