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#3 eh? jolly good show.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

The following nations I will give a scornful look...

The Rogue Nation of Kayland

How could you? Evil non-compost heap, leaf-killing, industrially thriving nations!

Back at you, you tree-hugging hippy. Oh, and it seems Kayland is a Psychotic Dictatorship now.

Originally posted by Kayless
Back at you, you tree-hugging hippy. Oh, and it seems Kayland is a Psychotic Dictatorship now.

Come and see our Uranium mines and logged forests in the nation of Zeddicus! Radiation comes at no extra cost!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I can't believe Gwally is more beautiful than me!!!

Considering it's the list of Most Beautiful Environment Nations, I think it is better to say Gwally's sh!t is less smelly than yours....

*Run and hide*

Originally posted by The Z
Come and see our Uranium mines and logged forests in the nation of Zeddicus! Radiation comes at no extra cost!

Now that's more like it!

P.S. Once again Kayland has switched governments. We are now a Tyranny by Majority.

Speaking of Kayland...


The Rogue Nation of Kayland
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

UN Category: Tyranny by Majority
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Widely Abused

Location: SYM
The Rogue Nation of Kayland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 67 million enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing industries.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayland's national animal is the frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the token.

Whoa, Political Freedoms are widely abused? What the hell does that mean? They were superb for a while.

Re: Speaking of Kayland...

Originally posted by Kayless
Whoa, Political Freedoms are widely abused? What the hell does that mean? They were superb for a while.

I think if your political freedoms are too wonderful then the people start abusing them for their own ends...or something. I was more worried when mine changed from Corrupted to World Benchmark overnight...I think I made a bad decision.

An update

The Dominion of Tamerlane
"All hail, Tamerlane our saviour!"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: All-Consuming
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

The Dominion of Tamerlane is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

Euthanasia is illegal, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tamerlane's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Tammy.

Abolished income tax for the third consecutive time

Originally posted by Kameleon
I think if your political freedoms are too wonderful then the people start abusing them for their own ends...or something. I was more worried when mine changed from Corrupted to World Benchmark overnight...I think I made a bad decision.

Damn, there's no way to win in this game. I wish I could somehow direct my vast armies to conquer some of the other piddling nations in SYM, to distract Kayland's people from this abuse of political freedoms.

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Abolished income tax for the third consecutive time

Must be a controversial issue if they keep bringing it up (actually since I have it set to give me 2 issues a day I’ve received numerous redundant issues as well).

I wonder why my economy is only average? Could it be because I dump most of our cash into the military?

problems with your economy? I managed to abolish all the economy from my country quite some time ago. haven't had any problems with it since. you just need to show it who's boss.

Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Insurance Industry in SYM

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise "If we can't have it, we'll take it."
2. The Dominion of Ispankyu Corporate Bordello "You're going to like this."
3. The Holy Empire of Audace Compulsory Consumerist State "The sanctity of poverty is an invention of the Rich"
4. The Empire of Dave-rovia Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough"
5. The Free Land of Beldinia Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "No Worries !"
6. The Empire of Tropicalis Iron Fist Consumerists "The meek shall inherit the earth"
7. The Rogue Nation of Kayland Tyranny by Majority "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
8. The Free Republic of Bloodonya Capitalist Paradise "The weak shall not enslave the strong"
9. The Empire of Zelopolis Father Knows Best State "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
10. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia "Set the bunnies free!"


The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania
"Set the bunnies free!"

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia (Changed from Scandinavian Liberal Paradise)
Civil Rights: Superb (Down from World Benchmark)
Economy: Imploded (Down!!!)
Political Freedoms: Superb (Up from average)

Location: SYM

The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania is a very large, devout nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 68 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

VoodooDaliania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, organ donation rates have hit a new low, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown. VoodooDaliania's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Chill Pill.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 2 (Avaricen, Aggrovatia)
UN update pending: nation has 1 verified endorsements.

Thank you Avaricen and Aggrovatia for the endorsements!!!

Children can go to casinos in Zeddicus now!

Today's United Nations Report
The Safest Nations in SYM
The UN ranked nations on a variety of scales, to come up with a general indication of how safe a country is to visit.

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Holy Empire of Stealth Hawks Moralistic Democracy "Trust me, you don't want to mess with me !"
2. The Dominion of Pornografitti Moralistic Democracy "Can You Smell What Pornografitti is Cookin' ?"
3. The Empire of Tropicalis Iron Fist Consumerists "The meek shall inherit the earth"
4. The Confederacy of Intelligence Agents Father Knows Best State "Things can always be done if you have better brain"
5. The People's Republic of Avaricen Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Must, Crush, Capitalism!"
6. The Free Land of Maharlika Democratic Socialists "May your hoopak swing true."
7. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise "If we can't have it, we'll take it."
8. The Republic of Gwaltopia Democratic Socialists "Sun, Sand, and Pot Sherds"
9. The Rogue Nation of Centauringolimpya Corrupt Dictatorship "Silence fool get in that cooking pot!!"
10. The Dominion of Tamerlane Corporate Police State "All hail, Tamerlane our saviour!"

Oh sure... Bring out a UN security report when I'm re-organising the education system.

okay, I have almost no crime, but my country ain't safe? wha?

Originally posted by Robnark
okay, I have almost no crime, but my country ain't safe? wha?

Whats your country called Robnark?

Aggrovatia. number 35 in the poll