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then im on it, time to gather the test subjects

[QUOTE=Magrus]Of course. I must enforce a rule of an equal weight of your favorite booze to be consumed as food though.
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I must enforce
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WE MUST ENFORCE. WE'RE A TEAM, DONT YOU REMEMBER, MY FIRST PERVERT?

Ok, ok, WE should do shots.

1. Yes
2. Once a week
3. Guiness or cold foreign lager (none of that English muck)
4. Absolutely
5. If you think it would help
6. No but I fell on it alot
7. Never
8. Not if they're real smurfs
9. Anything to make me look good for the ladies
10. See 9
11. I don't take them anywhere
12. Because you told me to

[QUOTE=the_limey]1. Yes
2. Once a week
3. Guiness or cold foreign lager (none of that English muck)
4. Absolutely
5. If you think it would help
6. No but I fell on it alot
7. Never
8. Not if they're real smurfs
9. Anything to make me look good for the ladies
10. See 9
11. I don't take them anywhere
12. Because you told me to[/QUOTE]

4. Main requirement met...

5. I do believe you should get completely loaded and tied up for one of my bartenders to educate you.

6. Me too...me too...

8. Yes, they're real smurfs. We are hosting a wicked orgy after they're gone and we have Papa smurf held hostage. Members not in the army must hide in the basement and clean up after it's over with.

Unfortunately, IM stole the initiation tapes, and we've run out of potatoes. So, your in without the standard intiation procedure (see post 56). Congratulations.

Lesson of the day: Kinky sex with the girl you've just broken up with is NOT a good way to put things behind you. More like putting them in front of you and, Hi, back to drinking to forget now!

Excellent! Though will I now be vilified by my fellows for not going through the initiation or will they be too drunk to notice?

[QUOTE=the_limey]Excellent! Though will I now be vilified by my fellows for not going through the initiation or will they be too drunk to notice?[/QUOTE]

If they aren't too drunk to notice, they'll be forced to drink with a funnel and a bottle by my lovely bartenders. That'll fix 'em.

[QUOTE=Magrus]If they aren't too drunk to notice, they'll be forced to drink with a funnel and a bottle by my lovely bartenders. That'll fix 'em. [/QUOTE]

Sounds good- I'll join em

Now, having joined your cult do I just drink and talk about sex until The Big Day?

[QUOTE=the_limey]Sounds good- I'll join em

Now, having joined your cult do I just drink and talk about sex until The Big Day?[/QUOTE]

Yep yep. Comments are welcome. I'll answer any questions you have. Free booze for everyone. I'm on cup two of my wonderful milkshakes

damn IM for stealing the tapes. and im sure we can find away to get him in the army. he just has to be able to fight while completly drunk, beable to dodge landmines, and i dunno ill find something else later.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yep yep. Comments are welcome. I'll answer any questions you have. Free booze for everyone. I'm on cup two of my wonderful milkshakes [/QUOTE]

You'll be none too coherent then, so about that promotion

Mag, your gonna give him a promotion over me?! after all ive done to help! besides i have a big house that those twins can use, beisdes i can give alsorts of love and affection.

[QUOTE=Demortis]Mag, your gonna give him a promotion over me?! after all ive done to help! besides i have a big house that those twins can use, beisdes i can give alsorts of love and affection.[/QUOTE]

Stop whingeing and stand aside for a rrrreal man

Lad, you have no idea of who your dealin with. and if you think your a realy man, ha, then i must be god compared to ya

[QUOTE=Demortis]Lad, you have no idea of who your dealin with. and if you think your a realy man, ha, then i must be god compared to ya[/QUOTE]

Ha, I'd like to see that...but there again maybe not

Okie, here's the deal. I'll drink, and my general can fight it out with the noob for the bartender position. Loser has to do my laundry.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Okie, here's the deal. I'll drink, and my general can fight it out with the noob for the bartender position. Loser has to do my laundry.[/QUOTE]

General? Didn't know that...
If I let you have the job demo, can I have the girls?

[QUOTE=the_limey]General? Didn't know that...[/QUOTE]

Didn't read all the nonsense did you?

[QUOTE=Magrus]Didn't read all the nonsense did you? [/QUOTE]

No but my offer still stands

now who would benifite from the bartenrder job? the noob that has no place and is trying to fit in. or the general who has to inspire his troops?