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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:34 pm
by Rondoor


As for more serious matters I have been informed that some of the forum moderators do not wash their hands after using a toilet. This is really not our business but in order to keep these forums clean we must find out who these people are, and help them back on the track of clean hands.

Photographical evidence highly objected.

Then I would be curious to know Dragon Wench’s connection to sugar pop band called the Twisted Sisters.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche This so does not contain pornography.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Sister
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff This link actually contains sick images. Click, click, click, and click. Do not click it.



Then there is that one matter. I am not quite sure if I should talk about this, but I am too tired to care as probably are you too.

I was sitting in my favourite café looking quite viciously to everyone who tried to sit next to me. I know that in my table there were three empty seats. But I just like to sit alone and read my copy of Les Miserables. But apparently some rather young person had decided that he would stand and sat next to me. I lowered my book and gave him full glare of my venomous and ghoulish eye. He shunned and tried to escape, but sadly remained on his seat. I raised my book and continued to read hoping that he would not want to talk.

My hopes were as good as air as he typically commented about the weather. So unwillingly I ordered a cup of tea and joined his battle proposal. Sadly for my own good I had to notice that he had one of the best posh accents that I had heard for sometime, his witty comments time to time even surprised me. But I wouldn’t comment him as especially hansom; he also has that little touch of charisma, but not much more than that.

Our murky discussion continued and I found out quite many things about him while keeping information about me as vague as possible. I found out that he usually is partaking on forums at http://www.gambanshee.com/forums . Knowing that, it was easy to lead our little chat to full-fledged debate about current British politics. He survived and apparently I did the same thing too. It did not take long to hear why he was infiltrating my personal table; it was because of cancelled meeting. He had supposed to see a new movie at the theatre. At some rare moment of sympathy I suddenly suggested that we should go and see a movie together, both of us liked romantic comedies and that new movie of this genre was soon playing, lovely movie called Syriana. Day was at its end and sun was setting its glare over foggy Manchester we shared our phone numbers and said goodbyes. But as a polite British man he decided to take me home, and I closed the door behind me.

I must admit that he was a rather nice bloke but there was something terrible wrong with him. Nothing more than a hunch at the back of my head quietly tingling words of danger. Well you would do better to see it by yourselves.

I hereby present you the Ravager.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/images/4/4e/Kefka.jpg
I believe that you agree with me.



Science fiction, it is nothing but science fiction. No hunch of logic or common truths. I will surely regret posting this.

Remove this before posting it. [/Notification]


Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:27 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Mercy! :eek:

Well, this puts everything else in the thread to shame. I will probably have to read this as well. :eek:

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:50 pm
by TonyMontana1638
... Hill, I'm scared what's going on? :(

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:01 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]... Hill, I'm scared what's going on? :( [/QUOTE]

It rather looks as if someone has been reading back,with predictable results. Nothing for you to worry about, Tony. Though Hill may wish to ponder the implications :D

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:04 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=Fiona]It rather looks as if someone has been reading back,with predictable results. Nothing for you to worry about, Tony. Though Hill may wish to ponder the implications :D [/QUOTE]

Oh, umm, oh ok Fiona I'll take your word for it :( ...

*Backs slowly away from Rondoor*

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:18 pm
by ik911
I think Rondoor is glorifying hill as a sinister distraction plan of the man who calls himself CM. And ofcourse, DW is involved too.

This goes deep. I'd rather not know.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:26 pm
by dj_venom
Hehehe, Hill has some work to do :p .

And can someone please do a summary, I'm really not inclined to read that at 9:30 in the morning...

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:29 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=dj_venom]

And can someone please do a summary, I'm really not inclined to read that at 9:30 in the morning...[/QUOTE]

Not really possible: beyond the capabilities of the human mind unless affected by chemical imbalance. Though Ik might manage it........

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:32 pm
by dj_venom
Thanks Fiona, I'll keep that in mind. And now I have to try and 'convince' Ik to summarise it...

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:32 pm
by Fiona
Best of luck :D

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:36 pm
by dj_venom
Hey, nice smile ;) .

I'm going to need it, now, anyone have an ideas? :confused:

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:37 pm
by Fiona
Thanks.

Well, in the words of Mrs Beaton "First catch your Ik"

This may prove problematic in itself. Buried in the depths is a serious threat to the health and wellbeing of Luis Antonio. It is probable that he is not the sole target. Ik may have taken the Pearson's Puppeteers option. But nothing is certain

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:39 pm
by dj_venom
I've set a few traps, mainly the classic, loop around a piece of bait, and that should catch him. However I'm not sure what the bait should be?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:50 pm
by Fiona
As I said, he may have left the universe. If not, try leaving terribly obvious statements in your traps. He is often attracted by those, I think :D

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:53 pm
by Ravager
I skimmed all that. And when I say skim I mean I ignored it until I saw my name.
And I'm not appreciative of that picture he posted that's supposed to represent me. My view: BAH!! :mad: :D ;)

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:55 pm
by dj_venom
Puts a note on the ground reading 'I find it hard to type when after I've bruised my hand'... how's that?

@Rav, that picture is scary, to say the least.

And I'm in the there once, a quote has been taken from me. :D

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:56 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Puts a note on the ground reading 'I find it hard to type when after I've bruised my hand'... how's that?[/QUOTE]

Not bad. I think Ravager's is better but it's a personal view :p

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:57 pm
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Fiona]Not bad. I think Ravager's is better but it's a personal view :p [/QUOTE]

Where was Rav's, and I can bait more than one trap :D .

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:59 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]And I'm in the there once, a quote has been taken from me. :D [/QUOTE]

Really? Whereabouts in the gigantic monologue are you then? :D

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:00 pm
by dj_venom
Just do a search for 'venom'.

I have a quote... I have no idea when I said it, or what I said it to, but it's great nonetheless. :D