Fable's Pancake and Spam Emporium

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:43 pm

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Originally posted by fable
Certainly. Did you want it alive, or dead, before you eat it?

Well, that's certainly a tough question... Besides, if we don't do something about those ducks, they'll be running around like little chickens...

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:10 pm

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Originally posted by Aegis
Well, that's certainly a tough question... Besides, if we don't do something about those ducks, they'll be running around like little chickens...

No, the ducks definitely do not run around like chickens. After all, ducks can truly fly. Chickens only think they can. And we don't have any chckens, here. Just ducks. Plenty of ducks. I originally brought them in to act as bartenders, but they ended up acting irresponsibly and drinking all the kuhlua.

So we're back to the question: live, or dead? I really don't care which. Either way, it means I can move in the next kuhlua shipment.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 12:01 am

Well, dead is mean. Perhaps I can train a live duck to perform Karoke...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:23 am

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Originally posted by fable
No, the ducks definitely do not run around like chickens. After all, ducks can truly fly. Chickens only think they can.

How funny.... Seems Aegis has had recent experience as a chicken .

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:19 am

Reminds me about this song by Seal...

Originally posted by Scayde
How funny.... Seems Aegis has had recent experience as a chicken .

"...I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... think about it every night and day... spread my wings and fly away..."

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:49 am

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Originally posted by Scayde
How funny.... Seems Aegis has had recent experience as a chicken .

Perhaps it was in a past life. Possibly we could get him into regression therapy. And if we succeeded, at the very least we would end up with a good picnic.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 12:58 pm

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Originally posted by fable
Perhaps it was in a past life. Possibly we could get him into regression therapy. And if we succeeded, at the very least we would end up with a good picnic.

Therapy doesn't work... But then, I've never tried...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:01 pm

@Aegis : ...LOL........maybe you should consider it though, surely being morphed into all of those barn yard creatures has taken its toll

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:43 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
@Aegis : ...LOL........maybe you should consider it though, surely being morphed into all of those barn yard creatures has taken its toll

@Aegis, one word of warning: if you regress into a horse, you leave the emporium. Health certificates, you know. I run a clean establishment.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:08 pm

Originally posted by fable
@Aegis, one word of warning: if you regress into a horse, you leave the emporium. Health certificates, you know. I run a clean establishment.

Please. I never sully a fine establishment of merriment.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Please. I never sully a fine establishment of merriment.

You'd best keep that in mind, as well as the motto of the Emporium: You Make a Mess, You Clean It Up.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:18 pm

Originally posted by fable
@Aegis, one word of warning: if you regress into a horse, you leave the emporium. Health certificates, you know. I run a clean establishment.

I believe the DF's answer was to tie him to a post outside

Not that I am suggesting that at all .....

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:33 pm

You don't happen to have a rope handy, do you? And a feedbag?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:38 pm

Originally posted by fable
You don't happen to have a rope handy, do you? And a feedbag?

*tosses lariat up on counter*

Why fable...You forget who your talking to?

I'm hurt......of course I have a rope handy, and if you will hand me a bar towel, I am sure I can fashion a serviceable feedbag

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:02 pm

It's yours. And no, I didn't forget. I'm just too courteous to otherwise than inquire.

@Aegis, you around? Here, fella!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:28 pm

Originally posted by fable
It's yours. And no, I didn't forget. I'm just too courteous to otherwise than inquire.

@Aegis, you around? Here, fella!

fable,*blush* You are always such a gentleman.

My lasso is ever ready and at your service

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:29 pm

"One fireball.... Thats all it would take... Only one...."

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:51 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
"One fireball.... Thats all it would take... Only one...."

LOL..But with that big floppy hat of yours, how will you ever be sure of the target

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:57 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..But with that big floppy hat of yours, how will you ever be sure of the target

Not to mention the anti-magic shield all around and inside the building. What, you think I could serve dragons, otherwise? I'm not going to put asbestos lining in these walls! I have a health code to consider!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:58 pm

Re: Of course I took it bad!

Originally posted by Maharlika
I dont suck tatter skins!

If I was as clever as thy, I would turn that phrase into something like the way you perverted one of my phrases into a waxing fiasco....

I still owe you for that one...