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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:43 pm
by Aegis
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Originally posted by fable
Certainly. Did you want it alive, or dead, before you eat it?
Well, that's certainly a tough question... Besides, if we don't do something about those ducks, they'll be running around like little chickens...
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:10 pm
by fable
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Originally posted by Aegis
Well, that's certainly a tough question... Besides, if we don't do something about those ducks, they'll be running around like little chickens...
No, the ducks definitely do not run around like chickens. After all, ducks can truly fly. Chickens only think they can. And we don't have any chckens, here. Just ducks. Plenty of ducks. I originally brought them in to act as bartenders, but they ended up acting irresponsibly and drinking all the kuhlua.
So we're back to the question: live, or dead? I really don't care which. Either way, it means I can move in the next kuhlua shipment.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 12:01 am
by Aegis
Well, dead is mean. Perhaps I can train a live duck to perform Karoke...
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:23 am
by Scayde
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:49 am
by fable
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 12:58 pm
by Aegis
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Originally posted by fable
Perhaps it was in a past life. Possibly we could get him into regression therapy. And if we succeeded, at the very least we would end up with a good picnic.
Therapy doesn't work... But then, I've never tried...

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:01 pm
by Scayde
@Aegis : ...LOL........maybe you should consider it though, surely being morphed into all of those barn yard creatures has taken its toll
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:43 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Scayde
@Aegis : ...LOL........maybe you should consider it though, surely being morphed into all of those barn yard creatures has taken its toll
@Aegis, one word of warning: if you regress into a horse, you leave the emporium. Health certificates, you know. I run a clean establishment.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:08 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by fable
@Aegis, one word of warning: if you regress into a horse, you leave the emporium. Health certificates, you know. I run a clean establishment.
Please. I never sully a fine establishment of merriment.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:47 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Aegis
Please. I never sully a fine establishment of merriment.
You'd best keep that in mind, as well as the motto of the Emporium: You Make a Mess, You Clean It Up.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:18 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:33 pm
by fable
You don't happen to have a rope handy, do you? And a feedbag?
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:38 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:02 pm
by fable
It's yours. And no, I didn't forget. I'm just too courteous to otherwise than inquire.
@Aegis, you around? Here, fella!
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:28 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by fable
It's yours. And no, I didn't forget. I'm just too courteous to otherwise than inquire.
@Aegis, you around? Here, fella!
fable,*blush* You are always such a gentleman.
My lasso is ever ready and at your service
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:29 pm
by Aegis
"One fireball.... Thats all it would take... Only one...."

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:51 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Aegis
"One fireball.... Thats all it would take... Only one...."
LOL..But with that big floppy hat of yours, how will you ever be sure of the target
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:57 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..But with that big floppy hat of yours, how will you ever be sure of the target
Not to mention the anti-magic shield all around and inside the building. What, you think I could serve dragons, otherwise? I'm not going to put asbestos lining in these walls! I have a health code to consider!
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:58 pm
by Tybaltus