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[QUOTE=dragon wench]ahem... I strongly believe that all men must be kept on their toes; thus, I time lashings accordingly. [/QUOTE]

And I've avoided this thus far?!

[QUOTE=Ravager] And I've avoided this thus far?! [/QUOTE]

Your British.

She only goes after us broad shouldered and hot ones. I am always on my toes around her, or otherwise I will be on my knees. So, I am pretty good either way.

Fiona topped me with puttanesca and stabbed me with a fork once *sigh*

You're lucky then, chu; Fiona stabbed me repeatedly with a spork.

I can trump you all, i ve been stabbed repeatedl with the blunt part of a sharpened spoon while covered in honey and being mauled by a bear who liked flowers and said "oh mercy me" repeatedly.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I can trump you all, i ve been stabbed repeatedl with the blunt part of a sharpened spoon while covered in honey and being mauled by a bear who liked flowers and said "oh mercy me" repeatedly.[/QUOTE]
That happened to me before, but then I woke up and it was Hill...

when i woke after passing out the bearing was lying in bed next to em smoking a cigarette, and my left buttock was in extreme pain.

[QUOTE=FireLighter]That happened to me before, but then I woke up and it was Hill... [/QUOTE]

I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement...

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement... [/QUOTE]

In what arrangment?

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]In what arrangment? [/QUOTE]

Something involving three men, a barrel of honey, and a bear presumably....

If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears;
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch us catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad about.
They love to play and shout,
They never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

Hence, Hill finally became numbed to anything DW says.

what kind of sadistic cult to you belong to?

DW: Darkflames.
Me? None.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement... [/QUOTE]
Hey, Buzzy long since abandoned me for the love of BS, so don't be including me in any of this bear loving... I'm loyal to my swinging cod

I think a new organisation will have to be set up...if only to attempt to keep the Canadians in check. A near-impossible task I know.

i whole heartedly agree rav.
*strolls away whistling tune of "Blame Canada"*

Aegis, your loyalty to your cod is admirable. I, actually, happen to have worshippers.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Aegis, your loyalty to your cod is admirable. I, actually, happen to have worshippers. [/QUOTE]

But.. the question is?
Is Aegis' cod faithful to him?

Erm.... dare I ask where you have worshippers?

Why, wherever I lived, dear one. Did you not know?

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Why, wherever I lived, dear one. Did you not know? [/QUOTE]

So, you live(d) in the middle of barren places with no neighbours?