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Post by Fiona »

Er, what does god need with a gun? I mean, far be it from me to criticise, but do you feel you're making the most of your opportunity?
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I certanly do feel like I'm making the most of my opportunity :D
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3. Money! Lots of it! Everything can be bought...
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[QUOTE=Lasher]3. Money! Lots of it! Everything can be bought...[/QUOTE]
like fiona said with the gun, your god you dont need money you can create or get whatever you want.
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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2. Make sure I'll be God the following days.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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@ Slade- Yeah, but You'll only be god for one day, and sure... create stuff, but what then? With billions, you can invest, and become very shortly so rich you can create stuff for the rest of your life.

@ Lestat- I don't think I'd want to be God for more than one day... Responsibilities and all that...

1. Immortality

Top Ten Reasons to move to Antartica.
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10: you like penguins
9: Canada was over populated.......LMAO
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seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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8. You hate the polar bears but love constant subzero temperatures.
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7. The Greenhouse effect made it into the only place with a temperate climate.
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6: your evil and plan on taking over the world, and think you need a cool lair or fortress and decide to build one in Antartica, because only true evil can survive there...and no one would dare to come after you:laugh:
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seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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5. It would be a waste to let the international nr. 672 go unused.
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4. You like your beer/liquor solid.. mmm whiskey cubes.. wait a minute... Im gunna be rich!
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3. Rival Lourdes and make a fortune:

"A glaciologist could easily give you a drink of water that was frozen during the life of Christ."
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2. Its the only place you can live because if the temp was to rise above 32F you would melt and die.
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Slade wrote:9: Canada was over populated.......LMAO
*SMACK*

Uh-uh, no Canada bashing, even though we had minus twenty weather where I live today.
5. It would be a waste to let the international nr. 672 go unused.
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#1. Penguins are much more fun to see that... no, not furry beavers, moose. :D

Top ten reasons why natural selection is a good idea. :D
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10. Gives Christian fundamentalists something to sweat over :D .
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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9. Lowers the chance of a c0ckroach infestation in the genepool. :D
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8. Gives rise to so many beerbellied, midwestern hick hunters this time of year :rolleyes: ... Which is a good thing because it gives normal people like us something else to laugh about and make fun of :D .

PS. I love the profanity filter :) .
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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I forgot that C0ckroach gets censored. :o
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It's great eh? Sometimes I like to think you actually used a different four letterword there...

****roach

*evil laugh*
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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