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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:14 am
by Fiona
Er, what does god need with a gun? I mean, far be it from me to criticise, but do you feel you're making the most of your opportunity?
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:33 am
by Gunofgod
I certanly do feel like I'm making the most of my opportunity

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:37 am
by Lasher
3. Money! Lots of it! Everything can be bought...
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:43 am
by slade
[QUOTE=Lasher]3. Money! Lots of it! Everything can be bought...[/QUOTE]
like fiona said with the gun, your god you dont need money you can create or get whatever you want.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:46 am
by Lestat
2. Make sure I'll be God the following days.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:54 am
by Lasher
@ Slade- Yeah, but You'll only be god for one day, and sure... create stuff, but what then? With billions, you can invest, and become very shortly so rich you can create stuff for the rest of your life.
@ Lestat- I don't think I'd want to be God for more than one day... Responsibilities and all that...
1. Immortality
Top Ten Reasons to move to Antartica.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:31 pm
by slade
10: you like penguins
9: Canada was over populated.......LMAO
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:52 pm
by Ravager
8. You hate the polar bears but love constant subzero temperatures.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:13 pm
by Lestat
7. The Greenhouse effect made it into the only place with a temperate climate.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:05 pm
by slade
6: your evil and plan on taking over the world, and think you need a cool lair or fortress and decide to build one in Antartica, because only true evil can survive there...and no one would dare to come after you:laugh:
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:06 pm
by Stilgar
5. It would be a waste to let the international nr. 672 go unused.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:43 pm
by Phreddie
4. You like your beer/liquor solid.. mmm whiskey cubes.. wait a minute... Im gunna be rich!
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:50 pm
by Fiona
3. Rival Lourdes and make a fortune:
"A glaciologist could easily give you a drink of water that was frozen during the life of Christ."
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:14 pm
by Demortis
2. Its the only place you can live because if the temp was to rise above 32F you would melt and die.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:29 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Slade wrote:9: Canada was over populated.......LMAO
*SMACK*
Uh-uh, no Canada bashing, even though we had minus twenty weather where I live today.
5. It would be a waste to let the international nr. 672 go unused.
#1. Penguins are much more fun to see that... no, not furry beavers, moose.
Top ten reasons why natural selection is a good idea.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:39 pm
by TonyMontana1638
10. Gives Christian fundamentalists something to sweat over

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:41 pm
by Hill-Shatar
9. Lowers the chance of a c0ckroach infestation in the genepool.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:44 pm
by TonyMontana1638
8. Gives rise to so many beerbellied, midwestern hick hunters this time of year

... Which is a good thing because it gives normal people like us something else to laugh about and make fun of

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PS. I love the profanity filter

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:04 pm
by Hill-Shatar
I forgot that C0ckroach gets censored.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:08 pm
by TonyMontana1638
It's great eh? Sometimes I like to think you actually used a different four letterword there...
****roach
*evil laugh*