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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:11 pm
by fable
I had a teacher once whom a student asked, "What's that dead animal on your head?" It turned out that it was a raccoon, which he'd put on in the morning, thinking it was his tupee. As the tupee was particularly obnoxious, no one noticed the difference, until this student. Who, by the way, received an A for good observation. (It was a class in dwarven aerial bombardment.) Of couse, a few people cried favoritism, but the teacher put an end to those comments by marrying the student. He also buried the raccoon. though it seemed to get the raw end in the whole deal. After all, it never got an A, and it ended up dead. Still, it had helped two lonely people find love and happiness together, and that's what it's all about, isn't it?
Sorry. I was channeling Jan Jensen for a moment. Happens all the time, right?
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:32 pm
by Maharlika
You ought to be a bard, fable...
fable wrote:I had a teacher once whom a student asked, "What's that dead animal on your head?" It turned out that it was a raccoon, which he'd put on in the morning, thinking it was his tupee. As the tupee was particularly obnoxious, no one noticed the difference, until this student. Who, by the way, received an A for good observation. (It was a class in dwarven aerial bombardment.) Of couse, a few people cried favoritism, but the teacher put an end to those comments by marrying the student. He also buried the raccoon. though it seemed to get the raw end in the whole deal. After all, it never got an A, and it ended up dead. Still, it had helped two lonely people find love and happiness together, and that's what it's all about, isn't it?
Sorry. I was channeling Jan Jensen for a moment. Happens all the time, right?
Your years of traveling and exposures to various... erm, experiences would make you a sought-after tale-teller.
I assume tho that you CAN sing.
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:18 pm
by fable
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:36 am
by AmpaSand
I can carry a tune
So can i but only as far as the 3rd st post office after there it gets too heavy.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:39 pm
by Sinister
I can blow a few simple tunes on the irish tin whistle!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:38 am
by DesR85
Rather quiet here these days. Any plans to liven things up?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:51 am
by TheAmazingOopah
Throw in a cluster bomb and therefor close the thread
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:16 am
by Magelord648
We need to buy more spam. who sells it cheap?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:46 am
by Sinister
Perhaps we should settle for tinned dog food?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:10 pm
by AmpaSand
Let's have a spam party!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:31 pm
by fable
AmpaSand wrote:Let's have a spam party!
Oh, now there's a new idea.
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:12 am
by DesR85
TheAmazingOopah wrote:Throw in a cluster bomb and therefor close the thread
Fantastic idea.
All we need now is a B-17 bomber to carry those bombs. The fireworks will be great.
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:03 am
by AmpaSand
But will the party suffer?
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:15 am
by DesR85
AmpaSand wrote:But will the party suffer?
If the target area is far away, I highly doubt it but if it is near the party, then all I can say is look for shelter.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:16 am
by AmpaSand
Is it possible to bomb a zeppilein? Cos that what i just boked for the party
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:24 am
by DesR85
You can, if it's still on the ground. Once its up in the air, you may need something different.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:20 pm
by Kipi
DesR85 wrote:If the target area is far away, I highly doubt it but if it is near the party, then all I can say is look for shelter.
Though hardly any shelter can protect you from spam...
Actually, I can't think any form of shelter which does...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:50 am
by DesR85
Kipi wrote:Though hardly any shelter can protect you from spam...
Actually, I can't think any form of shelter which does...
Probably an underground bunker?
If it can protect you from a nuclear explosion, I'm sure it is spam-resistant (unless this sort of spam is unsual in its kind).
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:22 am
by Sinister
Maharlika wrote:Of course.
But then there is a saying that familiarity breeds contempt.
Which misses the point here.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:12 am
by Craig
Which point?