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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:59 pm
by Weasel
This just too good to let go..
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Have things gotten a little soft in here. BS, your weakness for the ladies is glaring and I believe there is a secret coup to take over the tavern for themselves. Setting up a massage parlor, a message board, love potions. It sounds like a female establishment.
I'd ask McBane, Aegis, and Nippy to take these facts into consideration. I, for one, fear our humble owner may be a bit too soft. The concept of this tavern initially was the virtual pub of 'the man show'. Women were supposed to be invited to serve, not command. It was supposed to be about the booze and the wild animals, not love potions and aveda candles.
What ho! Please take mine words not out of context and let us grip this conspiracy by the throat and squeeze the life out of it. If not, we will all be servants in 'Ysh's spa of harmony'. Think of the tasks we'll be asked to carry out where a guy can only look and not touch. My still replaced with a daiquiri machine. The grizzlies replaced with koala's. The croc pit replaced with a make-over parlor. Oh, the humanity.
Throw some oil on the fire
I have to say Ned is telling the truth here. Sad sad... All of you don't realize..you are already servants in 'Ysh's spa of Harmony. Just another group fallen to the whims of the ladies. The He-Man of He-Men...El Flirty Waverly would be very disappointed to see these turn of events. Take a stand or at least change the name to something better suited..Like The CareBear Cave. 
and watch it burn.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:02 pm
by GandalfgalTTV
Re: Burn baby burn!!
Originally posted by Weasel
What...and miss the fireworks show?
No, I just had to pick up my camera.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:17 pm
by Ned Flanders
Weasel,
the game is afoot. Measures are being taken to insure our tavern keeps its' manhood and inspires male chauvinists from all around.
Drunken conscripts have been dispatched to keep the ladies at bay while the tavern is cleansed of its' feminine taint. My only fear is the murmurs of mutiny. Can BS keep his tavern his own. I for one, shall stand by his side and fight both mutineer and conspirier alike. For it was once he had a chance to place mine own head within the guillotine of waverly's court in return for infinite booze and he turned down the option. And so, I shall remain loyal to a fellow drunk as we stagger our way through SYM. Alas, the battle approaches.
Release the crocs!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:24 pm
by Bloodstalker
Weasel, what is this facination with fire you seem to have? And why do you feel the need to burn this place? and after you got free beer too. Is this how you treat your fellow man
I am carrying a simple, ordinary club, however, I wear the famed Helm of Lust Inspiration +3
Capable of raising charisma to 20
wearer imune to domination(unless he desires otherwise)
Immune to sleep
Renders all females with the overpowering urge to throw themselves at the wearer.
McBnae, as you are my Lawyer, and as such are responsible for sheltering me from law suits, you may have your choice of club.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:27 pm
by Weasel
Could this be the end of the Drunken Duo? Tune in next week.
Ned I await the victory and salute you...Forward and take no prisoners....except for some bar maids.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:27 pm
by Bloodstalker
For it was once he had a chance to place mine own head within the guillotine of waverly's court in return for infinite booze and he turned down the option
don't forget the buxom wenches.
However, this is and shall ever be my place, at least until I get behind in my bills again. I need to hire an accountant.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:34 pm
by Nippy
I don't need a club, I have my fists, arms and head not to mention my feet!
Besides, women throw themselves at me in a state of orgy anyway. They just want me!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:35 pm
by Ned Flanders
Weasel,
I dig your use of the subject line to carry a 'bullwinkle-esque' theme to your posts here.
BS,
Carry not such a haughty, impervious tone to your voice when you state this is and always will be your place. I am giving you the facts from our informers on the front lines that our conscripts know not where their loyalties lie. Their only concern is that a shrine to manhood not fall into the wrong hands. They quiver with fear when they hear that Vivien of the dark side of the Ysh herself has you so wrapped that you provide massages and message boards.
Careful measures must be taken. I do not wish to see the tavern fall into the hands of the flames nor into the anarchy of the drunken conscripts.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:38 pm
by Bloodstalker
Always reading into things eh Weasel? But, once they throw themselves at me, the are in range of my Gauntlets of Groping.
Ned? I would like a full report on those you suspect of mutiny. I would know my enemies. That way, I can tailor my retaliations accordingly.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:40 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Weasel,
I dig your use of the subject line to carry a 'bullwinkle-esque' theme to your posts here.
BS,
Carry not such a haughty, impervious tone to your voice when you state this is and always will be your place. I am giving you the facts from our informers on the front lines that our conscripts know not where their loyalties lie. Their only concern is that a shrine to manhood not fall into the wrong hands. They quiver with fear when they hear that Vivien of the dark side of the Ysh herself has you so wrapped that you provide massages and message boards.
Careful measures must be taken. I do not wish to see the tavern fall into the hands of the flames nor into the anarchy of the drunken conscripts.
What is wrong with the drunken conscripts? **shuffles through briefcase, pops 2 green/blue pills and settles back down with his beer.**
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:40 pm
by Nippy
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Weasel,
I dig your use of the subject line to carry a 'bullwinkle-esque' theme to your posts here.
BS,
Carry not such a haughty, impervious tone to your voice when you state this is and always will be your place. I am giving you the facts from our informers on the front lines that our conscripts know not where their loyalties lie. Their only concern is that a shrine to manhood not fall into the wrong hands. They quiver with fear when they hear that Vivien of the dark side of the Ysh herself has you so wrapped that you provide massages and message boards.
Careful measures must be taken. I do not wish to see the tavern fall into the hands of the flames nor into the anarchy of the drunken conscripts.
Hold my friend, fear not. I have worked with the Flames and I can withstand their charms. I will not fall to them.
I stand ready to hold the line even if my allies fall...
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:42 pm
by Ned Flanders
It is impossible to single out the mutineers of the drunken mob. Our spies on the front line risk their lives by subjecting themselves to the chaos that are the drunken consripts. An attempt to gather hard evidence would only find themselves impaled or sodomized.
All I'm saying is do not fall under the charms of those who plan to remodel the tavern to better suit the other gender. The conscripts have already seen your soft side. Do not expose it again.
**We've got a small problem. The crocs are heading towards the conscripts instead of guarding the other front. On the positive side, maybe they'll eat some of those with talks of mutiny**
If the ramparts are broken, BS, you shall have my club.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:44 pm
by Bloodstalker
I stand ready to hold the line even if my allies fall
Well spoken Nippy, here, have a bottle as a token of my thanks.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:45 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:47 pm
by Ned Flanders
aegis
and where is aegis during this most dire hour. He is quite friendly with the ladies and I've seen him dabble and experiment both at the still and the brewery. Is it possible aegis has been drugging BS and is indeed conspired with the dark flame.
I'm not accusing but we really do need to find aegis.
Nippy, I'll not doubt your stalwartness
McBane, glad to see your poise in any situation which a good lawyer should have. got any greens left.
**slides mcbane a shot of electric shine. Why not!!!
**
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:49 pm
by GandalfgalTTV
Well please do Weasel, I would like to know who would destroy this clear depiction of supiriority of
women over men.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:51 pm
by Weasel
The truth is finally told!!
Ah Sir GandalfgalTTV... Ned beat me to it.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:51 pm
by Bloodstalker
The conscripts have already seen your soft side. Do not expose it again.
As I said, I shall from here on in conduct myself in the manner suited to a drunken, croc feeding, bear fight loving, pillar of machoism and wenching leader that the drunken conscripts expect me to be.
As reward for your service, you are hereby proclamed Sire Ned, Keeper of the Male Spirit, and given the power to strike down any who post aginst said spirit within these walls.
Show no mercy.