C Elegans' couch

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:57 pm

*Unties Bloodstalker, hands him bottles of booze*

A man after my own heart.

*now to get out of this damn dress*

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:01 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Nope, I'm no psychologist... Just call it a hunch.

CE can get Mr Sleep to administer your treatment, if you prefer...

I'll pass, thank you. Just not ready for any therapy, yet.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:02 pm

*Hands BStalker scissors and clothes from a wild west film, hesitates then hands him a lasso as well*

@Georgi.....oops....I'd forgotten about that....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:08 pm

Originally posted by The Z
*Hands BStalker scissors and clothes from a wild west film, hesitates then hands him a lasso as well*

They have scissors in wild west films?

Didn't you leave already? You know, you're asking to be caged, or at least handcuffed...

@BS If you're getting naked, please warn me so I can avert my eyes first...

@Misnomer Of course, you'll have to tell CE about the problem before she can prescribe a suitable therapy.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:12 pm

Scissors to get rid of the dress....and now that you mention handcuffs and cages, I'll resume my position at the window to pop in whenever I feel the need to.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:12 pm

Whistles the theme to the Good The Bad and the Ugly

@BS If you're getting naked, please warn me so I can avert my eyes first...

Sorry Georgi

I had assumed you could control youself.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:17 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Sorry Georgi I had assumed you could control youself.

I can, I assure you, I'm just sure there's nothing there I want to see...

@Z couldn't he just unzip it?

You know this isn't a ground floor office, correct? We wouldn't want you to have any accidents like Dottie did...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:19 pm

BStalker's not subtle enough to unzip it....plus it's more dramatic. And luckily for me I have a harness to prevent a Dottie-like accident. Don't get any ideas like snipping the strap in half or anything........

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:21 pm

I can, I assure you, I'm just sure there's nothing there I want to see...

yes, I know, cling to your denial.

I can wait

Why is everyone interesting in my unzipping?

Don't get any ideas like snipping the strap in half or anything

Why should she? all she has to do is listen to you for them

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:24 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
yes, I know, cling to your denial. I can wait

Damn, I had hoped you'd given up...

BTW, could I borrow your scissors, after you're done mutilating CE's dress with them? You know she won't be pleased when she sees that, don't you?

I just remembered something that urgently needs severing...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:25 pm

Uh-oh........wait a second.......
*Opens window, sprints pass Georgi and Bstalker, dives into Ode and Eerhardt's cage, and slams the door*
Hah, she can't get me in here.........by the way, keep Georgi busy Bstalker

.....I need to plan my escape route....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:29 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Uh-oh........wait a second.......
*Opens window, sprints pass Georgi and Bstalker, dives into Ode and Eerhardt's cage, and slams the door*
Hah, she can't get me in here.........by the way, keep Georgi busy Bstalker.....I need to plan my escape route....

*notes the ineffective lock on Odie and Eery's cage, and adds a heavy chain and padlock as a precaution*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:31 pm

I think I may need to hold on to these scissors for a little while longer GeorgiShe may be mad, but I didn't do it this time. At least the retaliation should go to the one who released her "patiens"

ROFLMAO @ CE trying to figure out how Ode and Eerhadt managed to produce a Z. She may study ALL their anatomies.....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:34 pm

*Grabs onto bars, and starts braying like a chimp, takes some of Ode's stool samples and starts hurling them at Georgi*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:37 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I think I may need to hold on to these scissors for a little while longer GeorgiShe may be mad, but I didn't do it this time. At least the retaliation should go to the one who released her "patiens"

ROFLMAO @ CE trying to figure out how Ode and Eerhadt managed to produce a Z. She may study ALL their anatomies.....

Dammit... *goes off to find a more primitive tool*

But you did destroy her gold dress, didn't you...

She's going to need a more powerful microscope...

*returns with a tranquilizer gun, and shoots several darts into Z to make sure of a satisfactory result*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:39 pm

Removes all sharp objects from the immediate area, thinks about it, removes all dull objects too

I only said that I removed it, I never said I used the scissors

no comment

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Removes all sharp objects from the immediate area, thinks about it, removes all dull objects too I only said that I removed it, I never said I used the scissors

That's ok, I have a supply of both in my private office...

So the zip didn't defeat you after all? That's something... Ummm, were you going to put those clothes on anytime soon?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:49 pm

Must......reach.....leftover Jolt......must...........drink.......zzzzzzmzustzzzzzzzz. *Unfortunately Georgi only put the human in The Z to sleep....the monkey awakens

, grabs Eerhardt's urine bowl and hurls it at Georgi*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:50 pm

Removes all sharp objects from the immediate area, thinks about it, removes all dull objects too I only said that I removed it, I never said I used the scissors

no comment

*points at quote*

See what I mean!? I have no idea what in the nine hells BS is talking about.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:57 pm

@Ty, I am a man , and am trying like hell to remain so equipped, so no sharp objects.

Dodges urine bowl

@Georgi, I already cleared your office out as wellIt was impressive wasn't it? is there some reason I shouldn't put them on?