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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:45 pm

Re: Busted?

Originally posted by Maharlika
Uhhh... Tyrant Weasel... I think somebody "handled" my pouch and found "some" COMM files allegedly alluding us as some "crack COMMandos"... Oh, yeah, Chanak said this conversation never existed.

Never happened

(changes subject) Nice weather today.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:57 pm

**The Rogue Nation of Centauringolimpya ceased to exist.** I say this...Wasn't Me!!! I did not cause this, all my weapons are accounted for. I believe we need to do a search of Thug Land and see if his is!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 3:32 am

You destroyed a nation, how could you!

Especially without using a single weapon.

Teach me...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:41 am

As your UN delegate, I have given approval to the following pending resolutions:
Nudity
Description: Everyone should be able to get their kit off in public and not get arrested. The world would be a more interesting place that way

Clearing the forums
Description: It is my suggestion that another option should be added to the UN proposals. You should have a YES, a NO, and DELETE THIS SUCKER. If DELETE THIS SUCKER reaches 10% before any other response, it is removed from the proposals

Proposal Cleanup
Description: So many proposals are just plain stupid. They will never make the required number of votes and the prevent other more worthy proposals from getting looked at. I suggest that if a proposal does not have at least 5 votes, from delegates, in the first two days it is removed from the proposal list.

Free Beer
Description: Countries should make available free beer to any of its citizens that should want it. In much the same way as water is free.

Remove Racism
Description: 1) To remove from UN membership any country displaying racist beliefs as a governmental policy. 2) To deny UN membership to all applying countries displaying such tendencies until the inhrent racism of the government has been erased.

Rouge Nations
Description: Everyone who types "rouge nations" should be covered in rouge and rogered by a rogue until they learn to tell the difference.

UN Effectiveness Act Of 2003
Description:
Section I: A proposal shall only need 100 simple approvals to become a resolution, and all resolutions shall be considered as passed if a simple majority is reached.

Section II: The period of voting for proposals and relolutions shall be extended for 24 hours, to make sure everyone gets a chance to vote.

Section III: There must be a search function in the proposals section, so that people can find the proposals they wish to vote on more quickly.

Section IV: All resolutions passed by the UN must take real effect in all member states, and be swiftly enforced. If the nation refuses to comply, they will cease to benefit from the UN alliance(be thrown out of the UN).

FREE MONKIES
Description: I propose that every member of the UN should have to carry a monkey on their shoulder at all times

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:57 am

A monkey!! Well goodbye Betty the Goat, hello Tigfer the Wild Untamed Monkey.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:04 am

Today's United Nations Report
The Most Politically Free Nations in SYM
These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

1. The Rogue Nation of Kayland New York Times Democracy
2. The Disputed Territories of Markolia Liberal Democratic Socialists
3. The Free Republic of Flibblon New York Times Democracy
4. The Holy Empire of The Ummah Liberal Democratic Socialists
5. The Dominion of Ispankyu Corporate Bordello
6. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia
7. The Empire of Avarians Corporate Bordello
8. The Free Land of Casio Tones Left-Leaning College State
9. The Empire of Lord Stalker Capitalist Paradise
10. The Holy Empire of Moenchland Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Oh snap!

Look who's number one baby! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you dirty hippies!

Kayland forever!

And while we're on the subject...

The Rogue Nation of Kayland
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Location: SYM
The Rogue Nation of Kayland is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 104 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 44%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, military spending is on the increase, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayland's national animal is the frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the token.

Wow, I think this the best Kayland has ever been.

Strong economy, little crime, the most politically free nation in SYM, (w00t!)

the second largest military, the sixth most religous, and the seventh largest insurance industry. All in all, we rock!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:32 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
You destroyed a nation, how could you! Especially without using a single weapon.

Teach me...

Wasn't me

(say it enough times and people will believe

)

The Dictatorship of Randomthugonia knocked me out of claiming last place in the Most Politically Free Nations in SYM, this is an insult to Tyrant Weasel and the people of said nation demand a recount!!!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:14 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
As your UN delegate, I have given approval to the following pending resolutions:
FREE MONKIES
Description: I propose that every member of the UN should have to carry a monkey on their shoulder at all times

I bet you'll have Mojo Jojo on your shoulder everytime you attend UN meetng then

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 5:43 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Today's United Nations Report
The Most Politically Free Nations in SYM
These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

1. The Rogue Nation of Kayland New York Times Democracy
2. The Disputed Territories of Markolia Liberal Democratic Socialists
3. The Free Republic of Flibblon New York Times Democracy
4. The Holy Empire of The Ummah Liberal Democratic Socialists
5. The Dominion of Ispankyu Corporate Bordello
6. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia
7. The Empire of Avarians Corporate Bordello
8. The Free Land of Casio Tones Left-Leaning College State
9. The Empire of Lord Stalker Capitalist Paradise
10. The Holy Empire of Moenchland Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Woohoo!! I finally made it into one of the top ten lists!

The Free Republic of Flibblon
"Keep off the grass."

UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: SYM
The Free Republic of Flibblon is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 90 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Law & Order are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Trout Farming and Uranium Mining.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, voting is voluntary, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblon's national animal is the moose and its currency is the credit.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:57 pm

Today's United Nations Report
The Most Beautiful Environments in SYM
UN researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile this definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The People's Republic of Aggrovatia Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."
2. The People's Republic of Avaricen Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Must, Crush, Capitalism!"
3. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State "The meek shall inherit the earth"
4. The Republic of Gwaltopia Democratic Socialists "Sun, Sand, and Pot Sherds"
5. The Sultanate of Froggle Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Its Not Easy Being Green"
6. The Empire of A Masquerade Iron Fist Consumerists "Masquerade your life away."
7. The Disputed Territories of Markolia Democratic Socialists "Live in our country, but its not our fault if you die"
8. The Grand Duchy of Nematodis Democratic Socialists "Knowledge, Justice and Free sex"
9. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia "Set the bunnies free!"
10. The Free Land of Thedruidgrove Democratic Socialists "Freedom, peace and charity"

LMAO, I came last. Oh well its a small price to pay to maintain our economic strength.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:03 pm

The Largest Retail Sector in SYM

1. The Empire of Lord Stalker
2. The Dominion of Tamerlane
3. The Empire of Nippy
4. The Dominion of Ispankyu
5. The Confederacy of Intelligence Agents
6. The Free Republic of Bloodonya
7. The Free Land of Casio Tones
8. The People's Republic of Aegisia
9. The Borderlands of Orryana
10. The Empire of Avarians

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:19 pm

Compliance Ministry
Received: 1 day ago

Laws have been enacted to bring the Dictatorship of The Tyrant Weasel into compliance with the United Nations "Keep The World Disease-Free!" resolution.

Seems I'm in deep dodo now

Well I plan to go out in a blaze of light, with the combined might of the UN bringing my downfall .

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:28 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Seems I'm in deep dodo now

Well I plan to go out in a blaze of light, with the combined might of the UN bringing my downfall .

You too eh?

Lets bring the UN down to our level instead

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:35 pm

Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in SYM

1. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State
2. The Empire of Dave-rovia Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
3. The Grand Duchy of Nematodis Democratic Socialists
4. The Disputed Territories of Zeddicus Father Knows Best State
5. The Free Republic of Flibblon Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
6. The Holy Empire of Audace Compulsory Consumerist State
7. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise
8. The Borderlands of Orryana Left-Leaning College State
9. The Free Republic of Pantlessness Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10. The People's Republic of Aegisia Iron Fist Consumerists

Go Tybs, Fish Lord and Bass Master of SYM!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:23 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in SYM

1. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State
2. The Empire of Dave-rovia Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
3. The Grand Duchy of Nematodis Democratic Socialists
4. The Disputed Territories of Zeddicus Father Knows Best State
5. The Free Republic of Flibblon Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
6. The Holy Empire of Audace Compulsory Consumerist State
7. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise
8. The Borderlands of Orryana Left-Leaning College State
9. The Free Republic of Pantlessness Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10. The People's Republic of Aegisia Iron Fist Consumerists

Go Tybs, Fish Lord and Bass Master of SYM!

Word up.

Perhaps I should change my flag or avatar to the Pelican or King Fisher...the best fishing birds around.

We like them Fillet-o-fish...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:18 pm

The King Fisher has the name thang going.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 3:20 pm

Today's United Nations Report
The Nicest Citizens in SYM
UN sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

1. The People's Republic of Avaricen Democratic Socialists
2. The People's Republic of Aggrovatia Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
3. The Free Land of Thedruidgrove Democratic Socialists
4. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State
5. The Republic of Gwaltopia Democratic Socialists
6. The Sultanate of Froggle Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
7. The Borderlands of Orryana Left-Leaning College State
8. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia
9. The Empire of Avarians Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10. The Dominion of Pornografitti Moralistic Democracy

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 5:19 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Today's United Nations Report
The Nicest Citizens in SYM
UN sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

1. The People's Republic of Avaricen Democratic Socialists
2. The People's Republic of Aggrovatia Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
3. The Free Land of Thedruidgrove Democratic Socialists
4. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State
5. The Republic of Gwaltopia Democratic Socialists
6. The Sultanate of Froggle Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
7. The Borderlands of Orryana Left-Leaning College State
8. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia
9. The Empire of Avarians Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10. The Dominion of Pornografitti Moralistic Democracy

Tropicalis keeps on truckin'

We are environmental, socialistic, religious, friendly nation that loves to gamble, fish, and make baskets.

However we lack political and civil freedoms...dang people that would try to foil the system and turn it into a messy anarchy.

Sounds like a winner to me.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 6:01 pm

You also lack any sort of decent military (a disgruntled grade-schooler could take over your nation).

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 11:25 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
You also lack any sort of decent military (a disgruntled grade-schooler could take over your nation).

Now, now...lets not be drastic. Our taped together militia groups and elderly soldiers wield the piedmont of wiffle-ball bats. And we can bop the head of the grade-schooler from dawn till dusk!

Surely we can hold any army of less power then 10 women at a 10% off sale in any bargain store.