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Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:28 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Yeah- you get your drinks form me now bub. hahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]
Barkeep, get me a few liters of coke to mix w/ crown. While your'e at it might as well give me some jack and pepsi.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:30 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Barkeep, get me a few liters of coke to mix w/ crown. While your'e at it might as well give me some jack and pepsi.

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Both? At the same time? Wouldn't you prefer a bangkok Ladyboy?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:31 pm

Bah, when I'm done chuggin' down the crown and coke I will be back from... Missionarying

Ladyboy?

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:34 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Bah, when I'm done chuggin' down the crown and coke I will be back from... Missionarying

Ladyboy?

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A ladyboy is one of my special ****tails- but if you want one you'll have to be quick as it's nearly bed time and the bar is closing (not that that will stop you i'm sure, bloody tea-leaves)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:37 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]is there something i need to know Mag?[/QUOTE]

Yes, talk to the barkeep. He will provide you with a bottle of booze. Said bottle will prevent complaints while you are chugging.

What is your Lady Bangkok I must ask...curiosity has overtaken me...

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:38 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]A ladyboy is one of my special ****tails- but if you want one you'll have to be quick as it's nearly bed time and the bar is closing (not that that will stop you i'm sure, bloody tea-leaves)[/QUOTE]

At first I thought you were calling ME ladyboy.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:40 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]
What is your Lady Bangkok I must ask...curiosity has overtaken me...

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Pint of lager-dutch or aussie for preference- baileys and a good measure of whiskey- Jack D's usually. So named because lager and whisky are boys' drinks while baileys is for the lady. Geddit?

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:40 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]

At first I thought you were calling ME ladyboy.

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No, got to keep the customers happy

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:43 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Pint of lager-dutch or aussie for preference- baileys and a good measure of whiskey- Jack D's usually. So named because lager and whisky are boys' drinks while baileys is for the lady. Geddit?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like an alternative to Jack and Coke to me. Might be interesting, except I can't drink beer, I throw beer up.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:48 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Sounds like an alternative to Jack and Coke to me. Might be interesting, except I can't drink beer, I throw beer up.

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You know what baileys is right? Irish cream and whisky- with the triple of Jack in there as well you'll not have time to throw up (unless you do it while you're unconcious but that doesn't bear thinking about).

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:11 pm

Hey I've just had a thought- does my bar have a name? If not then I propse that henceforth it be referred to as Harry's Bra. In reference to me, vicariously via Hary Lime (one of my better witticisms I thought) and boobs.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:21 pm

I remember having a drink called Cement Mixer of something like that; It had bailies, but you were supposed to swoosh it in your'e mouth and it was supposed to get really think, but you had to swallow it. If you didn't then you would throw up or something.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:23 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Baileys and cherryade? A Bangkok Ladyboy? A Bloody Mavis?[/QUOTE]

I want tequila, being the honorary vice president or sg I want tequila. Since tequila is the best and rules all, you must place tequila drinks on the menu or you'll be fired in the same moment you step into the guildhouse

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:24 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]I remember having a drink called Cement Mixer of something like that; It had bailies, but you were supposed to swoosh it in your'e mouth and it was supposed to get really think, but you had to swallow it. If you didn't then you would throw up or something.[/QUOTE]

Quite likely- it's vile stuff.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:25 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I want tequila, being the honorary vice president or sg I want tequila. Since tequila is the best and rules all, you must place tequila drinks on the menu or you'll be fired in the same moment you step into the guildhouse

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of course, these are just a selection of my better c0cktails

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:31 pm

Aye, Luis gets all the Tequila he desires, or anything else as a matter of fact.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:32 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Aye, Luis gets all the Tequila he desires, or anything else as a matter of fact.

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Now that's lovely. Tequila is the drink of life, I guess its better than water.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:47 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now that's lovely. Tequila is the drink of life, I guess its better than water.[/QUOTE]

Oh, indeed. Water doesn't make you walk and talk funny.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:24 am

The cement mixer is Baileys and Roses sweetened Lime juice. You put it in your moutha and swish. It gets thick and gritty like cement because the lime curdles the cream. It's really nasty.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:11 pm

that just sounds disgusting.