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[QUOTE=the_limey]Yeah- you get your drinks form me now bub. hahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]
Barkeep, get me a few liters of coke to mix w/ crown. While your'e at it might as well give me some jack and pepsi.

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Barkeep, get me a few liters of coke to mix w/ crown. While your'e at it might as well give me some jack and pepsi. [/QUOTE]

Both? At the same time? Wouldn't you prefer a bangkok Ladyboy?

Bah, when I'm done chuggin' down the crown and coke I will be back from... Missionarying
Ladyboy?

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Bah, when I'm done chuggin' down the crown and coke I will be back from... Missionarying
Ladyboy? [/QUOTE]

A ladyboy is one of my special ****tails- but if you want one you'll have to be quick as it's nearly bed time and the bar is closing (not that that will stop you i'm sure, bloody tea-leaves)

[QUOTE=Demortis]is there something i need to know Mag?[/QUOTE]

Yes, talk to the barkeep. He will provide you with a bottle of booze. Said bottle will prevent complaints while you are chugging.

What is your Lady Bangkok I must ask...curiosity has overtaken me...

[QUOTE=the_limey]A ladyboy is one of my special ****tails- but if you want one you'll have to be quick as it's nearly bed time and the bar is closing (not that that will stop you i'm sure, bloody tea-leaves)[/QUOTE]
At first I thought you were calling ME ladyboy.

[QUOTE=Magrus]
What is your Lady Bangkok I must ask...curiosity has overtaken me... [/QUOTE]

Pint of lager-dutch or aussie for preference- baileys and a good measure of whiskey- Jack D's usually. So named because lager and whisky are boys' drinks while baileys is for the lady. Geddit?

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij] At first I thought you were calling ME ladyboy. [/QUOTE]

No, got to keep the customers happy

[QUOTE=the_limey]Pint of lager-dutch or aussie for preference- baileys and a good measure of whiskey- Jack D's usually. So named because lager and whisky are boys' drinks while baileys is for the lady. Geddit?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like an alternative to Jack and Coke to me. Might be interesting, except I can't drink beer, I throw beer up.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Sounds like an alternative to Jack and Coke to me. Might be interesting, except I can't drink beer, I throw beer up. [/QUOTE]

You know what baileys is right? Irish cream and whisky- with the triple of Jack in there as well you'll not have time to throw up (unless you do it while you're unconcious but that doesn't bear thinking about).

Hey I've just had a thought- does my bar have a name? If not then I propse that henceforth it be referred to as Harry's Bra. In reference to me, vicariously via Hary Lime (one of my better witticisms I thought) and boobs.

I remember having a drink called Cement Mixer of something like that; It had bailies, but you were supposed to swoosh it in your'e mouth and it was supposed to get really think, but you had to swallow it. If you didn't then you would throw up or something.

[QUOTE=the_limey]Baileys and cherryade? A Bangkok Ladyboy? A Bloody Mavis?[/QUOTE]

I want tequila, being the honorary vice president or sg I want tequila. Since tequila is the best and rules all, you must place tequila drinks on the menu or you'll be fired in the same moment you step into the guildhouse

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]I remember having a drink called Cement Mixer of something like that; It had bailies, but you were supposed to swoosh it in your'e mouth and it was supposed to get really think, but you had to swallow it. If you didn't then you would throw up or something.[/QUOTE]

Quite likely- it's vile stuff.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I want tequila, being the honorary vice president or sg I want tequila. Since tequila is the best and rules all, you must place tequila drinks on the menu or you'll be fired in the same moment you step into the guildhouse [/QUOTE]

of course, these are just a selection of my better c0cktails

Aye, Luis gets all the Tequila he desires, or anything else as a matter of fact.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Aye, Luis gets all the Tequila he desires, or anything else as a matter of fact. [/QUOTE]

Now that's lovely. Tequila is the drink of life, I guess its better than water.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now that's lovely. Tequila is the drink of life, I guess its better than water.[/QUOTE]

Oh, indeed. Water doesn't make you walk and talk funny.

The cement mixer is Baileys and Roses sweetened Lime juice. You put it in your moutha and swish. It gets thick and gritty like cement because the lime curdles the cream. It's really nasty.

that just sounds disgusting.