Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:16 am

when we have spares we can just leave the school

granted, but your monitor screen cracks in half

i wish i could speak japanese AND english fluantly

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:43 pm

wow. a spare sounds awesome.

granted. you now speak japanese and english. the only problem is you're in cuba.

i wish i had a spare in school

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:19 pm

granted, you have a spare, but it is inconveniently placed during 2nd period so theres no point in leaving the school...especially since its almost winter

i wish an age of empires 4 game would come out in the next week, and be better than the other ones

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:25 pm

granted. your computer and all game systems you have break.

i wish i had xbox live

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:15 pm

granted, you have x box live, but after your 1 day trial of it they charge you double, and you signed a contract for it, so youre beat:laugh:

i wish my parents would stop complaining about everything i say

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:30 pm

granted. they now laugh at everything you say. you break your arm and all they can do is laugh. you are in misery for months.

i wish my mom was more like my dad

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:04 pm

granted, your dads gay with uhh...i dunno, mr. slave?

i wish i was a carpet

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:39 am

granted. you are an ugly brown and lime-green carpet, and no one wants to walk on you because you are a disgrace. you are burned.

i wish my cat could talk

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:36 pm

granted the kitty says one word, which was a the longest word in the world, a Welsh celtic word, and it is so funny the kitty laughs the rest of its life, and never says much after that, just keeps laughing. hopefully a happy life, I think

I wish I had all expences paid vacation to Chicaago to the Heffner Palyboy Mansion, where I live like a pimp or a sinner or a City Moffia guy or a gay underpaid naval officer plotting treason.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:26 pm

umm...granted, you get all three, but they take up so much time that you dont get to spend any time in any of the places...sucks to be you:laugh:

i wish i could read minds, but only when i wanted to

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted but the playboy bunnies found you scrying on their bodies for the last time, so they send in the Howling Commando's Nick Fury's finest Marvel Fighting Force, and they have destroy your world as you know it.

Ha Ha I wish the next wish would give a sweeter kiss than what they gave the last person they kissed..

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:49 pm

lol...i kissed a prostitute so it wasnt sweet

err...ill get my sister to kiss you tho:laugh:

i wish my computer was fully functional and as upgraded as it can get

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:50 am

And you wake from a weird dream and noteice you are on MARS, and you can monitor Earth from the great distance and you can virtually anything, including uploading lots of earth Girls doing Kinky things and cool games and lots of Google stuff, all curtasy of Martian Media and Future Computer Science and Technology. Wowo what a machine it is. Worthy of Nasa News Letters and then again worth recovering.

Wow, I wish for a coool photograph of a something wierd for the next poster to deliever to me as a wish. Make it roalllwe, 'growlish sound', baby.

Oh yeah

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:47 am

wish granted, your picture is waiting in a google image search, millions of pages into it...

i wish my parents would leave for the weekend, and not come back early so i could have a massive party here

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:38 am

Grante dbut somehow a time loop forms again, between this weekend and next and you spend your life in a cycle of vomit at the toilet, over and over again untill the weekend ends next Sunday. Good luck with that.

I wish for vampire spoofy fun in the sun.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:08 am

granted, but you know vampires dont like the sun...so ya, you have fun, but they all die

i wish i was a cheetah

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:09 pm

what the...?

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:51 pm

@Sean: agreed...

ignoring that though...

granted. you are put in a tiny zoo and can't run anywhere.

i wish i had halo 2 and the multiplayer map pack

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:09 pm

Granted, but unknown to you, your particular copy of the Halo 2 game and Mult. pack are filled with secret Goverment technology. The Halo 2 disk, is really full of nuclear secrets, and the Mult. pack is a video of a secret conference. 3 terrorists learn of this and attack you trying to steal it. Unfortunatly, they succed. The U.S. government thinks you sold it to them and place you in jail. Then, while in jail the terrorists return and blow up the country. Good wish.

I wish I could write a reply to one wish, that didn't involve muslims, terrorists
or the Government:laugh:

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:36 pm

@Wing: ya that was uhh...pretty random? lol kinda off topic haha

granted, you get to write a reply to a wish involving muslims, terrorists AND the government(you put "or" hehe)

i wish i was the government