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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:45 pm
by giles337
*slap* Brynn or Luis will! Even if none of you semi-heathens will! :cool:

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:48 pm
by Magrus
Chances are, I'll be up, with nothing to do, again, and make it like a lot of them. :p

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:50 pm
by arno_v
[QUOTE=Magrus]Chances are, I'll be up, with nothing to do, again, ...[/QUOTE]
Story of our lives :p

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:57 pm
by Magrus
Oh indeed. I can't sleep normally. So I get drunk until I pass out and must occupy myself so I don't run rampant through this hick town in the dark causing trouble from sheer bordom and insomnia. :o

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:26 pm
by giles337
Don't Drink Water, Fishes Have Sex In It :D

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:31 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=giles337]Don't Drink Water, Fishes Have Sex In It :D [/QUOTE]

This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice. ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:32 pm
by arno_v
Don't breath air, humans and animals ejaculate in it!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:36 pm
by giles337
You sir, are a skank :D

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:47 pm
by Magrus
It's ok, I breathe the air around me so it's just me I have to deal with, no one else. ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:51 pm
by giles337
And you sir! YOU extend the bounds of depravity! ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:55 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice. ;) [/QUOTE]

You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:55 pm
by Magrus
It's my job, what else would you expect? :confused:

[QUOTE=the_limey]You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it? :D

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:59 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]It's my job, what else would you expect? :confused:



Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it? :D [/QUOTE]

But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:01 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?[/QUOTE]

Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein! :p

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:05 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein! :p [/QUOTE]

Yes, sperm does indeed have many uses- it's very good for the complection and my cousin says it's great for sore throats. ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:07 pm
by Darth Zenemij
bleh, I knew a kid in high school who used his own jizz in his hair. I hated him so much for it and so many other reasons. :mad: :o :eek:

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:18 pm
by Magrus
Oh the trouble I'll be catching for all of this...I'm hungry! Where's that friggin pizza boy with my food! :mad:

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:24 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Demortis]it wasnt all him ya know. me, mag, brynn, and luis helped[/QUOTE]

? Methinks you've left off over half of the Heathens, mate! :eek: Ye gods! You left out Sytze, man! How could you leave out Sytze?

*quickly prays for a topic change from sperm*

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:33 pm
by Magrus
Where has Sytze been anyways? I haven't seen him around in some time.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:46 pm
by Tower_Master
Methinks he hath chosen to hone his skills in the fine art of lurking ;) Why is it that so many of the "greats" end up resorting to Lurkerdom as time goes on?